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eric-f [387936] [] "Eric Fleming"

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# Comments

Comments: 57

systmca [2004-04-11 19:05:08 +0000 UTC]

YO.

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systmca [2004-04-09 03:47:25 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahaha

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agitation [2004-04-05 14:14:11 +0000 UTC]

*cough*

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eric-f [2004-03-15 08:40:08 +0000 UTC]

who im is

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allelic [2004-03-12 17:20:33 +0000 UTC]

lmao @ Dimi, you two and your sexual fantasies. *shakes head* Just so you know ew, you gotta wash his hair in the shower after. He likes that.

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angetriste [2004-03-09 10:20:25 +0000 UTC]

can't u catch me on msn?

do so and i'll try to give u a pic of me with butter on.. i know this makes u feel horny

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SexToy [2004-03-08 18:04:07 +0000 UTC]

You should post some work.
Show me what you got babe

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allelic [2004-03-02 21:49:43 +0000 UTC]

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angetriste [2004-03-01 12:08:03 +0000 UTC]

butter freak to yellow face freak : roger that

you are a low-calorie butter substitute

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SexToy [2004-02-20 01:17:22 +0000 UTC]

Random deviant ... just saying hello.

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dubtastic [2004-02-18 18:25:31 +0000 UTC]

oO

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allelic [2004-02-14 05:52:24 +0000 UTC]

king donMIDGET mega? or king donMIDGET?

No rock, no rohk
No star

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Fohkr [2004-02-13 15:38:54 +0000 UTC]

I are the verbment usage masta!

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eric-f [2004-02-13 06:18:59 +0000 UTC]

I ROHKICE. BABY.

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sashaisinsane [2004-02-07 23:45:17 +0000 UTC]

Naw I dont think so. I havent even heard of it until you asked me and I looked it up, looks pretty cool though

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allelic [2004-02-06 17:15:56 +0000 UTC]

I had a dream and you were a midget.

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sashaisinsane [2004-02-06 11:35:25 +0000 UTC]

Pompano Beach. near Boca about an hour from Miami

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eosis [2004-02-04 16:21:29 +0000 UTC]

Picks your nose

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movezig [2004-01-28 22:18:48 +0000 UTC]

whats your screen name again??

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movezig [2004-01-28 22:17:49 +0000 UTC]

waz up foo, been a bit. Upload shit foo

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-mya- [2004-01-28 10:50:00 +0000 UTC]

huggie

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centralplexis [2004-01-18 21:22:14 +0000 UTC]

fux u @ biz?

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kohk [2004-01-10 14:29:26 +0000 UTC]

dude seriously upload something

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Geenus [2004-01-09 15:47:49 +0000 UTC]

BWA/

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allelic [2004-01-09 05:53:50 +0000 UTC]

Dogs anyone?

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ne [2004-01-08 10:37:19 +0000 UTC]

SHUT THE FUCK UP ERIC
ILL SPACKLE MY SPERM|
ON YOUR FUCKING
tongue.

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kohk [2004-01-07 18:45:47 +0000 UTC]

hi, bye..

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Fohkr [2004-01-07 00:09:33 +0000 UTC]

Jeez, you seriously are SOHK.

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allelic [2003-12-25 01:45:51 +0000 UTC]

EW'''''''ric

Happy holidays foolio

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shardz [2003-12-24 16:30:28 +0000 UTC]

Happy Chrimbo! Booyah!

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Fohkr [2003-12-15 02:19:15 +0000 UTC]

I saw you beaching my palm last weekend!

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surfergrl [2003-12-12 18:18:38 +0000 UTC]

palm beach...i was there last weekend...

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Fohkr [2003-11-22 01:30:30 +0000 UTC]

***Somewhere in the Southern Caribbean***

Billy: "Maaaan, did you hear about Dimi... the french pimp?"
Bobby: "Yeah dude, I hear that dawg drives them hoes craaaaazy!"
Billy: "Forizzle nizzle, he da man!"
Tyler: "I wish I had Dimi's mojo... dizzam!"
Tyler: "My swirly hair dye isn't working anymore, I'm losing my Digipimp™ powers "
Billy: "No shizzle dawg, I wish someone could answer the following questions:
Why does he get all the hoes?
Why does he last 8 hours straight?
Why do the girls want to be with Dimi? "

Prosty the Klown: "Answer: Cause Dimi uses FOHKU® Industrieen PermaKOHK™ ointment, just like Chinese Brush only 10X BETTA DAWG!"

Now available in 3 different flavors for the hizzoes' delight:
+Vanilla
+Chocolate
+Tender poothee (fo' them twisted hizzoes out the-ar)

Order now and get a free Svenska™ Penis Pump, as seen on Eric-F's late-night TV show.

Sylvian: "Hot daaayummm dawg! that sounds pretty damn expensive!"
Prosty the Klown: "No way niggaaaa! It be only $49.99 +s/h, and we ship ALLLLLLLLLL over the shiat biatch!"
Tyler: "HELL YEH!!! Alhain! Hand me the phone dawg!!! We're going camping tonight!"

*All stunts performed by professionals in a closed course, don't try this at home.

This message was brought to you courtesy of FOHKU® Industrieen "Because we don't give a damn DAWG!"

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allelic [2003-11-21 04:53:01 +0000 UTC]

hahahahaha

"Svenska Penis Pumps"

I dont even know what Svenska is, but thats funny lol ;P

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Fohkr [2003-11-21 01:06:48 +0000 UTC]

Hey buddy, I found your business card in the men's restroom...

________________________________________ _________
|
Eric F. KOHK |
PHD in Peempage and sanitation |
|
Specialist in: |
|
+ Nude Car Wash |
+ Male waxing and depilation |
+ Trash removal and processing |
+ Urinal cake testing |
+ Porno extra/caterer/hairdresser/make-up artist |
+ Wholesale retailer, Svenska Penis Pumps |
|
Call toll-free: 1-888-500-ISOHK |
|
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

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eosis [2003-11-17 16:55:39 +0000 UTC]

UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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allelic [2003-11-17 07:59:31 +0000 UTC]

unf?


*smacks your forhead*
Amen brotha!

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transic In reply to allelic [2003-11-18 08:09:45 +0000 UTC]

hahaha. Praaaiseee teh jesus! amen! uNF uNF!

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transic [2003-11-17 06:28:06 +0000 UTC]

uNF uNF

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transic [2003-11-17 06:27:50 +0000 UTC]

word up stud

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Erin-Hess [2003-10-08 23:59:07 +0000 UTC]


thanks


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al3xis [2003-09-15 16:47:31 +0000 UTC]

haha funny, iam in miami but iam driving to west palm in about 10 minutes. haha

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ne [2003-09-08 02:04:16 +0000 UTC]

i love you fag

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allelic [2003-09-05 20:57:55 +0000 UTC]

EWRIC :]

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angetriste [2003-09-05 08:49:05 +0000 UTC]

i keep loving you


















just like butter.....

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restrikt [2003-08-31 22:28:17 +0000 UTC]

Cool, well, hope everything's going well for you in real life.

Just wondering, when's adentity coming back?

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preppy [2003-08-27 02:22:00 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I wasn't saying you left me. I know you weren't my friend. You were just being nice and I respect that. But I was just saying something I thought. But I misjudged you. Sorry about that

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resuk [2003-08-13 07:46:14 +0000 UTC]

Fo shizzle my nizzle

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restrikt [2003-08-12 22:58:36 +0000 UTC]

Hey man

Back for good?

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preppy [2003-08-11 17:51:43 +0000 UTC]

Well the people as I speak of is this community. And being made I mean people(the community) who helped you build your name. It's obvious you can't think past a few words.

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