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"Eric Fleming"
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# Comments
Comments: 57
lmao @ Dimi, you two and your sexual fantasies. *shakes head* Just so you know ew, you gotta wash his hair in the shower after. He likes that.
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can't u catch me on msn?
do so and i'll try to give u a pic of me with butter on.. i know this makes u feel horny
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You should post some work.
Show me what you got babe
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butter freak to yellow face freak : roger that
you are a low-calorie butter substitute
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king donMIDGET mega? or king donMIDGET? 
No rock, no rohk
No star
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Naw I dont think so. I havent even heard of it until you asked me and I looked it up, looks pretty cool though
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Pompano Beach. near Boca about an hour from Miami
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SHUT THE FUCK UP ERIC
ILL SPACKLE MY SPERM|
ON YOUR FUCKING
tongue.
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***Somewhere in the Southern Caribbean***
Billy: "Maaaan, did you hear about Dimi... the french pimp?"
Bobby: "Yeah dude, I hear that dawg drives them hoes craaaaazy!"
Billy: "Forizzle nizzle, he da man!"
Tyler: "I wish I had Dimi's mojo... dizzam!"
Tyler: "My swirly hair dye isn't working anymore, I'm losing my Digipimp™ powers 
Billy: "No shizzle dawg, I wish someone could answer the following questions:
Why does he get all the hoes?
Why does he last 8 hours straight?
Why do the girls want to be with Dimi? "
Prosty the Klown: "Answer: Cause Dimi uses FOHKU® Industrieen PermaKOHK™ ointment, just like Chinese Brush only 10X BETTA DAWG!"
Now available in 3 different flavors for the hizzoes' delight:
+Vanilla
+Chocolate
+Tender poothee (fo' them twisted hizzoes out the-ar)
Order now and get a free Svenska™ Penis Pump, as seen on Eric-F's late-night TV show.
Sylvian: "Hot daaayummm dawg! that sounds pretty damn expensive!"
Prosty the Klown: "No way niggaaaa! It be only $49.99 +s/h, and we ship ALLLLLLLLLL over the shiat biatch!"
Tyler: "HELL YEH!!! Alhain! Hand me the phone dawg!!! We're going camping tonight!"
*All stunts performed by professionals in a closed course, don't try this at home.
This message was brought to you courtesy of FOHKU® Industrieen "Because we don't give a damn DAWG!"
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hahahahaha
"Svenska Penis Pumps"
I dont even know what Svenska is, but thats funny lol ;P
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Hey buddy, I found your business card in the men's restroom...
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+ Nude Car Wash |
+ Male waxing and depilation |
+ Trash removal and processing |
+ Urinal cake testing |
+ Porno extra/caterer/hairdresser/make-up artist |
+ Wholesale retailer, Svenska Penis Pumps |
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Call toll-free: 1-888-500-ISOHK |
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hahaha. Praaaiseee teh jesus! amen! uNF uNF!
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haha funny, iam in miami but iam driving to west palm in about 10 minutes. haha
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Cool, well, hope everything's going well for you in real life.
Just wondering, when's adentity coming back?
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Oh, I wasn't saying you left me. I know you weren't my friend. You were just being nice and I respect that. But I was just saying something I thought. But I misjudged you. Sorry about that
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Well the people as I speak of is this community. And being made I mean people(the community) who helped you build your name. It's obvious you can't think past a few words.
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