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"That was a Seinfeld episode"
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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Thanks for supporting llama-list !
Your last journal feature (in the blue box) will be on December 1, 2017
You are also being featured on my profile.
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Thank you for joining NecroToyShop ! We hope you'll have a fun time in our little community!
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Thank you so much! I'm excited to start participating in some of your events! 
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Your egg hatched!
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Haley! U gave me a mini. Panic attack! What was that about??
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Yay! I hurt my finger after church. It may be sprained. XD
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Points can be used for many things but most importantly you can use them for real money! Usually~
100 points is pretty close to 1.00 as far as I know.
Points can be used for adoptables like i have on my page. You can check out my gallery. Anything that says 'Adopt' or 'adoptable"
is for sale for points. Some people have outrageous prices but i try to be fair.
You can gain points by selling art like adoptables. Check out mine for reference. You can also open commissions. If you click in the righthand corner of your page it will say edit page. Click that and scroll down to more widgets. Click view all. This way you can customize your page and also open commissions with the commissions widget. Commissions are basically when people pay you to make something. Be reasonable with prices. You can also sell prints simply when you upload a deviation there should be an option to sell as a print. Click on that and it should be pretty easy.
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Can I still do the edit thing wen if I am on the mobile version?
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I'm not sure. If you could it'd be difficult to do.
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wait a minute isn't yaoi the guy u told me to never look up xD
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Haha, yeah. What can I say? It attracts whatever people actually look at my page! if you want pageviews, cater to the public! XD
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Hermmm I guess that's true xD yuri actually is cute tho
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Yeah, I think it's cute too actually~ haha~
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lol yes idk why
Though. At least
Someone understands me
> w <
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Yeah, a lot of people on here get it too~ 
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Im just gonna say dis BUT YOUR ICON IS AWESOME BRO!!!!!!!
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THANKS DUDE, I TOTALLY KNOW!
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I MEAN COME ON ITS LIKE EVERY AMERICAN'S DREAM TO RIDE A HAMBURGER CAR XDDDDD
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BEAST EMOTICON DUDE.
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IKR. Wait I like this one though XDDDDD Makes me laugh my ass off EVERYTIME.
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XDDD WHAT?! What is that? Twilight, how high were you!
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SHE DRANK TOO MUCH VODKA WITH IVAN.
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RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Lol maybe Celestia DOES own a mirror that can take them to the Hetalia world, just like Equestria Girls. o.o)
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(I should really watch that movie. Maybe! XD ) Hey, if you haven't already, it'd mean a lot to me if you went and read my latest journal entry. I'm not asking for anything, xD
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Ohhh no probs, I gave off my opinions ^^
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