ironically-Strider In reply to c-arcino-Geneticist [2015-03-14 02:31:27 +0000 UTC]

{ hUSH UR TOO KIND STOP IT uwu }

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c-arcino-Geneticist In reply to ironically-Strider [2015-03-14 02:34:58 +0000 UTC]

[ aw shucks~ vwv
im for real tho ♥

lovely account lemme say~ ]

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ironically-Strider In reply to fanta-birdie [2015-03-01 21:56:02 +0000 UTC]

[// blink blink
[// is probably really confused as well
[// bc he doesnt know what this orange thing is talking about

" uh "

[// hah doesn't really know WHAT 2 SAY

" they just fell off "

[// dave what did u do
[// you shouldnt lie to ppl

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fanta-birdie In reply to ironically-Strider [2015-03-01 22:01:59 +0000 UTC]

> Gasps
> Dave ur lying and he's believing it what did u do 
     " they do thet ?? "
> Floats arooound Dave, staring right at his back
> Real hard 
> As if staring would bring them back
     " did it hurt ? "
     " were they sed ? "
     " you should sey sorry to them "
     " peep "

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ironically-Strider In reply to fanta-birdie [2015-03-01 22:10:32 +0000 UTC]

[// is still really confused
[// confused dave is confused

" it kinda hurt "

[// shrugs
[// tilts head to the side

" why should i say sorry to them "
" its not like theyre going to repond or anything "

[// cant help but smile
[// bc this bird thingy is believing him

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fanta-birdie In reply to ironically-Strider [2015-03-02 22:47:40 +0000 UTC]

> He's confused too lmao
     " ouch "
> Looks up to him, squinting
> H ow  d a re
     " but they mey heve fellen off beceuse they were sed "
     " you should sey sorry "
     " pleese "
     " now "
> Being forceful and stern 
> Kind o f

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ironically-Strider In reply to fanta-birdie [2015-03-02 23:07:55 +0000 UTC]

[// blink blink
[// deep deeP dEEPEST sigh

"  fine "
" wait why should i "
" i didnt really care for them anyways "
" they kinda weighed down my back "

[// shrugs
[// doesn't know if hE SHOULD TELL HIM THE TRUTH hh

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fanta-birdie In reply to ironically-Strider [2015-03-02 23:41:58 +0000 UTC]

> ):
     " but they didn't meen to "
> Clenches fist sternly 
     " you shouldn't be meen to something thet helped "
> Sort of just, flaps up right to his eye level, patting Dave's cheeks 
> With concern 
     " devesprite go find your wings end epologise right now "
> So concerned
> So stern 

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ironically-Strider In reply to fanta-birdie [2015-03-03 00:00:44 +0000 UTC]

[// ehh should he tell the truth hh
[// he doesn't want to make him s ad
[// blink blink

" alright "

[// glances around for them

" hey wings "
" wherever you are "

[// cant believe hes doing this wtf

" im sorry for whatever i did "

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ironically-Strider In reply to heir-head [2015-02-28 22:32:19 +0000 UTC]

[// literALLY JUMPS
[// bc someonES YELLING AT HIM
[// blink blink

" jesus fuck john "
" you literally gave me a heart attack "

[// frowns

" whats so important that your yelling across the room for "

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heir-head In reply to ironically-Strider [2015-02-28 22:34:36 +0000 UTC]

(/ hE'S LITERALLY ATTACHED TO THE FRONT OF DAVE NOW, HANGING OFF )
(/ H,,H EA VY BREATHING )
     " daaaave "
      " daaaaaaaaaave "
(/ crawls up the front of him so his mouth was riiiight near his ear )
      " buenos dias, strider "
      " hehe "

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ironically-Strider In reply to heir-head [2015-02-28 22:44:28 +0000 UTC]

[// awKWARD SILENCE FOR   A WHILE
[// deep deep sigh
[//whispers backk

" no comprendo español "

[// cant really help but SMILE

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heir-head In reply to ironically-Strider [2015-02-28 22:48:08 +0000 UTC]

(/ blinkblink )
(/ omg )
(/ sorta just, snickers right there )
(/ b/c wow )
     " bueno "
     " gusano de camisa "
(/ and then all of a sudden )
(/ he raises his hands to the back of Dave's neck, and sorta just )
(/ drops this plump, writhing worm down his shirt )
(/ :00 )

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ironically-Strider In reply to heir-head [2015-02-28 22:55:13 +0000 UTC]

[// c onfused dave is confused
[// doesn't really know wtf hes saying
[// then alL OF A SUDDEN
[// tHERE IS THIS THING DOWN HIS SHIRT
[// literally screams

" HOLY SHIT "
" john what did you do "

[// tries to get it out
[// bc who wouldnt

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heir-head In reply to ironically-Strider [2015-02-28 22:58:07 +0000 UTC]

(/ constricting him )
(/ like a human straitjacket )
(/ lauGHING BECAus e wow this reaction is gold )
     " what ? me ? absolutely nothing, old pal of mine ! "
     " why would i do anything that would raise question ? "
(/ snickering like a little shit )
(/ as the worm makes it's journey down dave's back )

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ironically-Strider In reply to heir-head [2015-02-28 23:06:25 +0000 UTC]

[// blink blin k
[// because HE CANT MOVE
[// and theres like still a worm

" haha yeah thats real fucking funny "
" and why would you you even do such a thing "

[// and hes like trying not to laugh
[// because he fell for the pranking masterr

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heir-head In reply to ironically-Strider [2015-02-28 23:10:47 +0000 UTC]

(/ the worm shan't stop wriggling on )
     " hehehe "
     " well, simply because "
     " pranking you was way overdue "
     " and this makes up a pretty great reuinion, doncha think ? "
(/ then he sort of... detatches from his front, grinning wide )
     " heh, talk about a riot "

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ironically-Strider In reply to heir-head [2015-02-28 23:18:24 +0000 UTC]

[// is kinda, jumping up and down
[// bc worms are sTUPID

" huh well it sure does "
" also it would probably be best to get it out of there "
" because i dont want it to bite me "

[// pshh dave worms dont bite
[// bascially dave is freaking the fuck out

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heir-head In reply to ironically-Strider [2015-03-01 22:28:12 +0000 UTC]

==> Grinning, watching him bounce around
==> Lmao he looks dumb
==> Pulls a face, sticking out his tongue slightly
     " ew gross, i'm not touching down there "
     " who knows what kind of creatures lurk in your shirt ! "
==> Shivers
     " and worms don't bite, dave ! they don't even have mouths "
     " calm down and just shake out your shirt ! "
==> Worms is still trooping on up Dave's back

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ironically-Strider In reply to heir-head [2015-03-01 22:52:06 +0000 UTC]

[// frowns
[// rolls eyes

" what do you think theres a monster in my back or something "
" besides the fucking worm i dont even know what else is there"

[// blink blink
[// starts shaking his shirt out

" you know john "
" an ice cube would have actually be better "
" or a frog "

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heir-head In reply to ironically-Strider [2015-03-01 23:13:46 +0000 UTC]

==> Grin and shrug 
      " wouldn't be surprised if there was, to be honest "
      " you don't even know what's there ? real convincing, strider ! "
==> Shirt shaking and then 
==> Plop, half of a worm sort of just, tumbles out of his shit and onto the floor 
==> Writhing around
      " i don't play it safe, dave. i'm dangerous. i live life on the edge ! "
      " although i doubt a frog would be any bet- AW SICK, YOU SPLIT THE WORM IN HALF ! "

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ironically-Strider In reply to heir-head [2015-03-02 00:32:15 +0000 UTC]

[// disgusted look
[// thennn facepalms

" look its not my fault that you shoved this damn worm down my shirt in the first place "

[// still trying to shake out the other half of the friggin worm

" i mean, i probably got this worm blood in my shirt now "
" thanks alot egbert "

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heir-head In reply to ironically-Strider [2015-03-02 21:50:37 +0000 UTC]

==> Ew half worm
     " i didn't know you'd square the poor thing ! i thought you'd just freak out ! "
==> And then out pops the other half of the worm 
==> Also wriggling around
     " i don't think worms bleed, dave "
     " take it in your stride ! walk it off ! "

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ironically-Strider In reply to heir-head [2015-03-02 22:18:52 +0000 UTC]

[// deep deep DEEPEST sigh
[// shivers

" well you did a good job of making me freak out alright "
" i must admit to that "

[// brushes himself off
[// heh hes too cool for that shit

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heir-head In reply to ironically-Strider [2015-03-02 22:41:53 +0000 UTC]

==> Shrug
     " gee thanks for the recognization "
     " hehe, i never knew you could scream that high-pitched. your ego betrays you ! "
==> Pff
==> Sorta just, pinches up part of the worm, dangling it right in front of Dave's face
     " now eat it ! "
     " extra protein, dude ! "
==> s n OR T  

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ironically-Strider In reply to heir-head [2015-03-02 22:54:41 +0000 UTC]

" what the fuck "
" first you throw it down my shirt "
" and now you want me to eat it "
" thats just messed up "

[// blink blink
[// like do u really except him to eat that

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heir-head In reply to ironically-Strider [2015-03-02 23:00:05 +0000 UTC]

     " well, it has spices of you at least "
==> Still waggling it in front of his face
     " have an open mind, dave ! it could be a radioactive worm ! "
     " it could give you magical properties ! "

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ironically-Strider In reply to heir-head [2015-03-02 23:15:58 +0000 UTC]

[//awkward silence for a while hh
[// deep deep dEEPEST sigh

" i dont care if its magical "
" if youre so obsessed with it "
" then why dont you eat it "

[//oh snap

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heir-head In reply to ironically-Strider [2015-03-04 00:41:34 +0000 UTC]

==> Scrunches nose up
     " gross no "
     " i'm not going to because i'm not gullible like you, strider ! "
==> Drops to worm, wiping fingers on his shirt
     " blech whatever, i still got you pretty good before ! "
     " john 2, dave 0 "

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ironically-Strider In reply to heir-head [2015-03-04 00:47:24 +0000 UTC]

[// facepalm
[// deep breath

" yeah ill get you back egbert "
" you just wait "

[//awkwarD lil smile

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heir-head In reply to ironically-Strider [2015-03-04 00:52:18 +0000 UTC]

==> Squints 
==> Returns the smile 
     " i'd love to see you try that dave "
     " you're in the territory- the home of the pranking master "
     " yeah whoo, big spooky title for a big spooky guy, which is me "
     " even if you do try to get me back and succeed, i'll get you back twice as hard ! "

     " you're stepping on thin ice, dave ! "
==> He means business 

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ironically-Strider In reply to heir-head [2015-03-04 01:55:17 +0000 UTC]

[// eye roll
[// like please i got this

" yeah "
" you have a lot of time to think about it "
" cause its probably going to take a while for me to think of something "
" its not like you studied a pranking book or anything right "

[// blink blink
[// is starting to think that he really did
[// oh god

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heir-head In reply to ironically-Strider [2015-03-04 01:59:04 +0000 UTC]

==> U don't got it Daver
     " or maybe it's just that these things are all up my alley, and come naturally to me "
==> Raises a brow
==> Oop,, 
==> Nervous s we at  i,,
     " well um "
     " hah ! me ? studying a prank book ? no one can go that low ! as i said, it's just natural "
     " even if i um.. touched up on the books "
     " occasionally reading through a few pages ! "
==> Secret's out

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ironically-Strider In reply to heir-head [2015-03-04 02:03:41 +0000 UTC]

[// suspitious nod
[// suspitious if u cant tell

" i see "
" so do you mind if "
" i could borrow one of those books for a while "

[// wtf dave
[// are you actually going to study

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heir-head In reply to ironically-Strider [2015-03-04 02:17:19 +0000 UTC]

==> Omg so suspicious
==> Squints
     " hmm.. "
     " i dunno, dave "
==> More squinting
     " why wouldn't i lend a book to the guy who has it out to get me  "
==> stUDY  THAT'S A LAUGH

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ironically-Strider In reply to heir-head [2015-03-04 02:23:19 +0000 UTC]

[// blink blink
[// then awkward chuckle

" yeah i mean "
" youre prbably going to have like "
" 100 points or something by the time i get one "
" and you probably know most of the pranks in the book "

[// wAIT HOLD UP

" hey isnt that cheating "

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heir-head In reply to ironically-Strider [2015-03-07 06:58:07 +0000 UTC]

==> Little nod of approval
     " you betcha ! "
     " but hah, it isn't like you to admit defeat like that "
     " you feeling okay ? "
==> Little conern
==> A bit

     " pssht ! cheating ? "
     " of course not ! "
     " this is mostly al naturale "
     " don't go crying over spilt milk ! "

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ironically-Strider In reply to heir-head [2015-03-07 12:31:01 +0000 UTC]

[// nod nod

" yeah im okay "

[// crosses arms

" and at least there are some things "
" that im good at but your not "
" take rapping for example "

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heir-head In reply to ironically-Strider [2015-03-08 21:44:59 +0000 UTC]

     " i bet you're sick. this isn't right "
==> Blinks
==> Sighs
     " yeah, sure i'll give you that "
     " i can't rap, but let's face the facts here "
     " your raps are.. kinda dweeby "
==> The cat's out of the bag

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ironically-Strider In reply to heir-head [2015-03-08 22:06:28 +0000 UTC]

[// frowning

" there are not "
" im still practicing them thats all "

[// scoffs
[// nice excuse dave

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heir-head In reply to ironically-Strider [2015-03-09 00:33:25 +0000 UTC]

==> Grins
==> Roooolls eyes
     " hehe, sure thing. whatever you say, strider "
==> Lmao slightly defensive there Daver
==> He detected it

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ShimmerWolfArts In reply to ironically-Strider [2015-02-28 17:14:37 +0000 UTC]

[ oh cool X3 ]

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