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Favourites: 332; Deviations: 63; Watchers: 24
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# Comments
Comments: 577
LilSasu [2016-11-26 07:44:14 +0000 UTC]
As luke skywalker would always say, "pass the penises I'm horny too"
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MellowShippo [2016-11-25 00:16:36 +0000 UTC]
I hope every otaku fan girl stomps yo fuckin nuts until they split you bigot piece of shit.
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Caricatural [2016-06-03 20:20:12 +0000 UTC]
you live in germany? tell schmoll i said hi
he's chill dude
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figenkaakr In reply to Caricatural [2016-06-18 06:27:03 +0000 UTC]
its shmuel UNEDUCATED RAT
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ducky-blooders In reply to figenkaakr [2016-06-20 21:46:08 +0000 UTC]
no it's not you fricking dingfap
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figenkaakr In reply to ducky-blooders [2016-06-23 03:51:18 +0000 UTC]
yes it is and dingfap is a banned word
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ducky-blooders In reply to figenkaakr [2016-06-23 16:08:48 +0000 UTC]
i hav woter stuck in my ear please help i cant hear anythin and my doctor is allah
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figenkaakr In reply to ducky-blooders [2016-06-23 17:08:35 +0000 UTC]
tell doc to burn america come over here bebe ill get the watah out of uyer ear
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ducky-blooders In reply to figenkaakr [2016-06-24 01:31:06 +0000 UTC]
i have
HARD, IMPACTED WAX
in my SOFT, SQUISHY EAR
but because of the
HARD, IMPACTED WAX,
my SOFT, SQUISHY EAR
is HARD AND IMPACTED,
so my SOFT, SQUISHY EAR
is also PETITE AND ADORABLE
as well, so it's hard to get the
HARD, IMPACTED WAX
out of my PETITE AND ADORABLE, SOFT, SQUISHY EAR
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ducky-blooders In reply to figenkaakr [2016-06-25 19:06:31 +0000 UTC]
THAT TOOK A LONG TIME TO TYPE
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figenkaakr In reply to ducky-blooders [2016-06-25 22:01:16 +0000 UTC]
stupid idiot dum dum ugly moron stupid lookin' turkey hat imma eat u foolish dim wit backpack h8r clock licker cord unplugger lamp killer smelly apple caveman lookin bunny who needs to understand what im saying but stupid ajhq removed chat cuz ppl like u r stoopid and ur just a hater a hater a hater whos gonna hate and be mean to ppl like me who dont deserve this cuz im onlyhumnaaaan and nobodys perfect ahah il uve hanna montana i wanna twerk like her dont u anywayz u is dumb and i dont like ur slingshot like what the heck were u thinking fool ps whats with ur freedom bands im freerer than u i livein america and poop stains?? relly??? gross like dont u no better thats so ew did u roll in ur own poop ugh thats why u smell
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king-tiny-toes In reply to chocobodance [2016-05-01 04:39:32 +0000 UTC]
D!!!!!!!!!!!!o IT BAB!!!!!!!!! I WAS LOOKING AT MY PROFILE AND SAW THIS COMMENT AND SCREAM
DO IT IF U WANT OT BAB SEYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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chocobodance In reply to king-tiny-toes [2016-05-01 05:52:51 +0000 UTC]
HECKO YEA IM GOGONNA DO THE GONNA DO THE!!!
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king-tiny-toes In reply to chocobodance [2016-05-01 17:55:34 +0000 UTC]
YSE!!!!!!!!!!!h ORUA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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chocobodance [2016-04-26 05:25:35 +0000 UTC]
i know who u are deep down..........................ur...................................................................................a CHOCOBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kweh heh bich
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chocobodance [2016-04-15 05:44:44 +0000 UTC]
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chocobodance [2016-04-11 01:08:51 +0000 UTC]
портал се отвора dand реклама ndasduh7nwidnqawldn јас се дојде од една сосема разл димензија .3. Јас сум од далеку место и IV биле преземање на срања лево и десно ох патем навидум бескрајна количина на бродови сиромашните од портали насекаде im лидерот на цивилизацијата која isent моментов се проширува толку брзо во реалноста се толку многу димензии временски рамки универзуми и др не можам да се каже точната сума, но f *** iNG колку бесконечност како реалност е kinda како infinti мојот цивилизациите е im не се тука за да се пречи освен ако се спротивстават и да не im диктатор infact ебам можам да направам секоја планета рај Еј што правиш направите ако сте ја добиле доста како Infiniti знаење и ресурси: 3 само да добиете повеќе и да заработат повеќе места рај: 3 o3o ох ya ова димензии на рудникот сега и ако не ги почитуваат ќе бидат избришани од сите постоење o3o
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chocobodance [2016-04-11 01:06:34 +0000 UTC]
Tch, ich habe keine Zeit für kleine Kinder. -El Blättert zurück zu PS4-
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Caricatural [2016-03-28 13:11:19 +0000 UTC]
((( I GOT YOUR PRESENT AND WRAPPED IT JUST SO YOU KNOW BEBE I CANT WAIT TO GIVE IT TO YOU HONESTLY. ALSO THE MARX CHAPTER IN THE LEAFY THING IS OUT IM DEAD )))
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chocobodance [2016-03-25 22:18:02 +0000 UTC]
happy birthday toby-kun xDDDDDDDDDDDDD -el flips back to atari 2600-
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Caricatural [2016-03-23 21:27:23 +0000 UTC]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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chocobodance [2016-03-21 05:47:49 +0000 UTC]
MARX I NEED 2 CONFIRM BECAUSE YOUR BDAY IS SO AMBIGUOUS - UR BDAY IS MARCH 25TH??? YES/NO??
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Caricatural In reply to chocobodance [2016-03-23 21:26:10 +0000 UTC]
i forgot too she almost killed me because i said march the 23rd :_)
yes it's the 25th she never gets on so yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she legitimately killed me im in the grave typing this right now
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chocobodance In reply to Caricatural [2016-03-23 22:25:37 +0000 UTC]
oh shit lmao, rip deviantart user caticatural
thank you!! :'))
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chocobodance [2016-03-15 03:18:36 +0000 UTC]
Um I don’t have time to deal with you little kids :/// -el flips back to PS4-
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