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"his suburban trainwreck"
# Statistics
Favourites: 55; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 50
Watching: 68; Pageviews: 15538; Comments Made: 1248; Friends: 68
# Comments
Comments: 216
also WARCRAFT NOW. i'm tired of being alliance and i need an excuse to reroll. six battleground matches in a row and we get creamed EACH TIME.
THE HORDE ALWAYS WINS, IT'S LIKE A PREREQ.
why no, mister human, leeroy'ing into the blacksmith when there are /ten warlocks and shaman/ stationed there DOES NOT WORK 8D
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I JUST FINISHED INSTALLING EVERYTHING LIKE AN HOUR AGO
(and messing around a little bit with a dwarf warrior)
OH GOD MY WALLET. also OFFLINE GAME CARD(!) so easy.
i have to go to mom's tho, so maybe we can work out everything tomorrow...?
maybe later tonight if you reeaaallly wanna get started. let me know, since i dunno where i'm sleeping anyway.
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SAFIOHFADIHFA YES KICKASS.
call me (gasp!) and we can work this thing out in realtime.
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going through my 'deviation' section when I log in
i've begun not checking yours to delete off the list
THE SCIENTESTS WITH
magnifying glasses
SAY THESE ARE SIGNS OF WITHDRAWL
promise me that if i take them off the list they wont vanish from existance in my parallel universe?
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i make no promises with scraps. :3
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you are going to make me have ocd ;_;
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so there was this one time- but WAIT before i tell you that i have to go back and explain something, but first i have to tell you this story-!!!
OH GOD. DO NOT WANT. KILL IT WITH FIRE.
seriously how the hell did you deal with this drivvel?
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on day one i tried to distract myself by reading only between bouts of german class.
on day two i realized that there was nothing on the internet, NOTHING, not tubgirl, not goatse, that could compare with the utter horror of reading that book.
on day three i decided to check.
on day four i came to the understanding that i was no longer human.
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I AM HOME!!!
AND I HAVE 61 HOURS OF DRIVING WITH MY DAD!
I AM AMAZING! (don't tey to deny it. I just drove nine hours.)
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Hey thanks for checking out my stuff. Much obliged.
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I stopped by, having nothing to do, and kicked at the foundation of this page a bit.
Maybe knocked off some paint. Maybe scuffed the cement.
Aaaugh with the needing to lay off the caffeine.
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ANNA'S HOME!!!
If you won't tell me then I'll get you
[link]
<-- THIS.
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JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK. DO NOT WANT.
okay fine.
show this to your mother. i want a photograph of her face right afterward.
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WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?
And WHEN are you coming home? That is, unless you are ALREADY home and you didn't TELL me (and if that is the case, then for SHAME). xD
I NEED TO BUY YOU A BIRTHDAY PRESENT WHAT DO YOU WANT???
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dude i've been home for like a week. :/ thus uploading. shit, sorry. should have made a journal or something. I DON'T THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS OKAY. :< I R DUM.
OBLIGATORY 'I DON'T KNOW'???
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Hey.
MIA STOLE MY SPECIAL...NESS!!! D:
That's not cool, man. Not cool at all. I have failed TWO times! In ONE week!
I must be really good at this. Or bad. Depending on how you look at it.
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JAMES K. POLK
is a Wise Ass
is a deviant since Apr 23, 2004, 12:20 PM
has 8,000 pageviews
is located in United States
is currently
WOOT!
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JAMES K. POLK
* is a Wise Ass
* is a deviant since Apr 23, 2004, 3:20 PM
* has 8,000 pageviews
* is located in United States
-pilfers- >>;;
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JAMES K. POLK
* is a Wise Ass
* is a deviant since Apr 23, 2004, 3:20 PM
* has 7,999 pageviews
* is located in United States
hot damn. i almost got a special number. =3 congrats, man. lookit how big that number iiiisssss.
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i knew this day would come. |D
hay man sup. :3 i have NO idea how to reply to your last email.
other then holy shit i share a birthday with lawrence of arabia.
who knew?
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I am leaving you a message
that reminds you of how interesting it is
to watch you morph into
something more and more intellectually
dangerous.
I'm going to keep you on a leash
and you're going to be my show pet.
(I should learn just not to say these things, huh.)
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PS, sorry, that was actually EMMA. On Bailey's username. By accident. Because I forgot for a second that this was not my conputer and hers auto-signs her on just like mine does, so I was confused.
Plus I just took my math test. Which I failed. really.
SO LEAVE ME AND MY MINOR IDENTITY CRISIS ALONE.
See ya! ^_^
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GREETINGS FROM THE DORMS!!!
Man, boarding is just about the coolest thing in the WORLD. IN THE WORLD. Only it would be ten times cooler if I had any internet access IN MY ROOM so I didn't have to go running down to the computer lab every time I wished to communicate with the outside world.
Fifty dollar charge to replace my perfectly good anti-virus ware with your own, plus god knows how much else to pugrade my computer from an XP Home Edition to and XP Professional? I think NOT.
This school is a money leech.
Talk to you later!
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salve, emma!
...I DON'T REMEMBER ANY FRENCH OKAY. D:
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Ahh, thanks mate. I'm hoping to be seeing a bit more of you around, as well. Definately coming back when I get more time to cruise through your gallery a bit more.
Take care,
-Sephren
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hell yes: [link]
*ahem*
i assume you are still in one piece? no horrible maimings on... the... the, uh... that road...?
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the only excuse for school spirit, ever.
i'm okay. :3 it seems rush hour is mostly harmless.
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I feel lame because a couple of your writing traits have rubbed off on me; I need a slap on the wrist or a shock collar or something. I should not take what is rightfully yours.
...Smite me.
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phhht yeah i totally own all that shit i gleaned from years of reading paul auster and pretending that run-on sentences are a-okay. D:
SUEING YOU NOW FOR MONEY.
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...Dude I totally had a dream that you answered this saying you were actually 30 years old, just doing this "13-year old shit" for attention or something. Dreeeaaams.
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christ, my spring break is almost over and now i FEEL like i'm thirty.
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HI BUDDY HOW WAS YOUR SAT?
And by the way, I HAD A DREAM. With YOU in it. And I was a PIRATE. And my ship was manned by pokemon. And YOU were in it. You lived on a little boat. And I think you were a wizard or somehow magical in some way, because I remember remarking how you were "just like harry potter". And I still wore my school uniform because GOD KNOWS WHY.
It was BIZARRE, man.
I am thinking now that maybe I shouldn't broadcast my insanity just... right here.
OH WELL! Hope you have fun in school and stuff! I WILL talk to you for real soon!
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holy shit emma i just came home and there were like ten bajillion postcards in my mailbox. TIME WARP.
sat was alright (long). i came home at 3 and then slept until 9 the next morning. D:
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I'm gonna hit you in the face
I'm gonna punch you in the glasses
ALL RIGHT
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~masticate
!!!!!has 6,666 pageviews!!!!!
OMG that has to be the coolest number ever, don't even try to deny it.
DON'T EVEN TRY.
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