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TwilightIsMagic [2020-05-11 19:17:57 +0000 UTC]
Howdy there, friend!
We're here today to wish you a happy birthday!
I'm so excited to do this! Rarity told me how fun it can be!
Dash said how important it is for us to greet our friends in the other world! It's an honour!
Focus, girls, remember how we practiced it...
inhale
We wish you all the best on this occasion! May you have lots of happy times and good things come your way!
And we wish you'll be able to do your best for yourself too! And, and...
And stay in good health and high spirits all the time! And believe in yourself and who you are!
An' also we wish you great friendship and to have your nearest an' dearest with you to share in the good and deal with anything bad together!
So on behalf of all Equestria we wish you...
Happy Birthday!
We did it, girls.
Now let's all celebrate! Cue the music, Scoots!
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TwilightIsMagic [2019-05-11 16:15:30 +0000 UTC]
A very good day to you, human. I come to you on your day of birth with greetings... and thanks.
My good subject Pinkie Pie told me she had taken to congratulating some humans on their birthdays, but even she has her limits. So she asked us for a bit of assistance... and for such friends of ponykind, we feel it right to provide it.
It is thanks to people like you that our land of Equestria, our very world, exists like it does. It is your friendship with us that gave us life. For that, we will forever be grateful and cherish you.
And so, allow me to wish you happiness, peace, prosperity and fulfillment! My hope goes with you that you suffer no hardship in the year ahead, but should a challenge befall you, I am certain your courage and skill will see you rise to conquer it!
Now... where is she...
Here, sister!
Fashionably late, I see! But just in time for the greetings to be given.
Right! I'm ready. Three, two, one...
Happy Birthday!
And now... let us commence the royal party.
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TwilightIsMagic [2018-05-11 10:31:43 +0000 UTC]
Haaaaaaappy happy birthday to our good friend today!
Here's a little birthday song with something I must say!
On this day we celebrate having you with us!
Throw a party here for you I'll make sure is a blast!
I wish you only happiness, that your life's full of smiles!
That you and your friends will prevail in any troubling times!
Most of all, I wish for you that you'll have lots of fun!
And share it with all close to you, spread happiness around!
OR ELSE!
So let's get down to business now, there'll be no more delays!
On to the birthday party, celebrate this joyous daaaaay!
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TwilightIsMagic [2017-05-11 15:50:12 +0000 UTC]
Yay! We're here, everypony!
Phew, that wasn't long. I told you we could easily make it on hoof!
Speak for yourself, Twi, you didn't have to carry this cake! It's heavy, you know!
Thank you for helping out, Dashie! I couldn't have settled for anything less, after all!
Hi... We're here to... wish you a happy birthday.
You said it! Happy birthday !
And what better way to say "happy birthday" than with a cake?
Why, with a real Apple family apple pie, of course!
With a muffin! Yay!
But these, while pleasant to give, mean little by themselves...
What makes them meaningful are our wishes for you!
Exactly! And we wish for you to have a perfect birthday and a great year ahead of you!
Don't fear any challenges you might face! No matter how bad it may seem, have faith in yourself and keep on being awesome!
And while at it, keep a level head and don't lose sight of what's important! Keep the magic of friendship alive in yourself!
Remember your loved ones and friends, an' don't let little things an' worries get you down!
We hope that you'll find all you seek and be the best you can be!
Don't forget to respect yourself! You're the best at being you, so stay true to what you really are!
And we hope that you'll be at peace with yourself, too... and that the year ahead will be peaceful for you.
And throughout all that, have fun! It isn't fun if you don't have any, after all, and fun it should be!
Just like today! Party on!
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TwilightIsMagic [2016-05-11 16:25:24 +0000 UTC]
Weeee! Today's the day, everypony!
Pinkie, do we have to teleport in like that every time?
Of course, silly! Else it wouldn't be a proper birthday greeting!
Ahem...
Happy birthday !
And it wouldn't be a proper birthday if Ah didn't bring y'all an apple pie, baked by yours truly!
Let us all give you our best wishes on this occasion and wish you a wonderful year!
I hope that you will not run into any trouble this year and that everything will be as good as it can possibly be.
Don't forget that you're awesome! And that we're all your friends! Keep on rockin'!
Always keep the magic of friendship within you. May it bring you as much joy as it brings us!
And don't ever feel like you're useless or unworthy! Only you have what it takes to live your life, so don't let anyone or anything else get you down!
And of course, don't forget to have fun while at it! And speaking of fun...
It's time to party !
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TwilightIsMagic [2015-05-11 20:29:07 +0000 UTC]
Over here, everypony! My Pinkie sense is telling me they're here!
Hi! Pinkie Pie invited us all to her friend's birthday party, and...
And that friend is you! Happy birthday !
Ah've brought an apple pie along for you, sugarcube!
And I, speaking for all of us, wish you all the best in your life and all your endeavours!
I hope that you'll have a wonderful time and that trouble will pass you by.
And no matter what happens, remember that we'll always be your friends. Stay awesome!
May the magic of friendship and all it contains be ever with you.
And if you ever feel down, don't forget that that you're the hero of your life's story, and no-one else can be better at it than you!
Now come on, you all, it's time to start the party for real!
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normalcolt In reply to RollsRocker [2015-07-21 03:20:48 +0000 UTC]
been good ^.^ how about u?
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RollsRocker In reply to normalcolt [2015-07-21 17:56:43 +0000 UTC]
Honest to be, this was arguably the worst year of my entire life
But, next year seems pretty promising, so I'll try to be in high spirits ^_^
Anything new by you ? )
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normalcolt In reply to RollsRocker [2015-07-24 15:54:39 +0000 UTC]
what happened ? u ok? i hope u feel better next year. ^.^ not much i have been doing a lot of drawing lately.
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RollsRocker In reply to normalcolt [2015-07-25 17:03:15 +0000 UTC]
Well, basically everyone in my university failed their first year The teachers failed EVERYONE....and trust me.....500 people can't all be stupid
A year basically lost
Well, good news is that U accepted me, and I'm going there this year to finally prove myself ^^
Aaah, I see ) Everything good otherwise
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normalcolt In reply to RollsRocker [2015-07-28 00:22:18 +0000 UTC]
Kind of I also failed last semester, and I have to wait until next spring to re enroll.
It sounds like there is some kind of cover up. I don't believe 500 people with varying
degrees of intalect can all fail unless there was something that the school did wrong. Why do u need to prove your self? i think your good. also are you in France right know? i have a friend that works with me that is French she is one of the few people there i can stand and she is an artist and she is well cultured un like most people i work with i am rambling .......
what are you trying to become?
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RollsRocker In reply to normalcolt [2015-07-28 13:43:12 +0000 UTC]
Totally understand, really
Well yeah, they rigged up the system XD It's very complicated but they act according to their interests and they are backed up by authorities ^^
Well, I am currently home right now, and in September I'll go to UK at my university I am 100 confident I'll prove myself
Aaah, I see, nice
Well, I go to "Law + Politics". I want to become a diplomat : 3 You ?
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normalcolt In reply to RollsRocker [2015-08-03 00:50:01 +0000 UTC]
nice is the uk costly also Germany offers free college don't know if it would be the right kind + u would need to know german
what dose a diplomat do sounds like a cool job.
i am studying to become a graphic designer.
but i would like to do just art art but that dose not pay the bills
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RollsRocker In reply to normalcolt [2015-08-03 12:11:10 +0000 UTC]
Yeah I know...but I applied for a student loan...so I'll make it through ^^
Well, I'd love to stody in Germany ! I just don't know German
Thank ^_^
Aaah, rpretty cool True...true
Unless you get into video game, publiicity or such
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normalcolt In reply to RollsRocker [2015-08-10 14:36:29 +0000 UTC]
u could learn german pulse germans are cats in human face
so meow meow
i do have questions have u seen a show called лунтик
or heard of it
and do u like or dislike it
also do u know any good and or modern Russian cartoons i look and all i find are cartoons from old times
i finally learned to roll my r's
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RollsRocker In reply to normalcolt [2015-08-11 18:26:05 +0000 UTC]
Hehehe, I see XD Alrighty then
To be honest, I only heart of it, but never watched it XD So I can't tell if if I like it or dislike it
Actually, I know a very cute and adorable modern Russian cartoon that just melts your soul www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Fn6bl… here is a playlist for it
Watch it and tell me what you think
Unfortunately Russians have otherwise terrible animations ^^ We're not USA ^^ But this one is really good
YEah, old Soviet Cartoons are the best
You mean to pronounce R like we RUssians do ?
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normalcolt In reply to RollsRocker [2015-08-13 16:05:58 +0000 UTC]
its got its moments.
i have seen one episode of it before and at the time i was looking for more cartoons.
it is very cute that black bear should not be allowed to take care of kids and pandas i like it ^.^ .
i have seen another cartoon www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP7AYV…
have u seen?
i used to have an app that streamed soviet cartoons
i like Чебура́шка there was another one with a talking кот i liked
englis dose not have the rolled r like spanish russian and...... so i never grow up to lern it i lernd on my own wal at work but yes the way it is pronounced in Russian.
i know u like classical music but what other kinds of music/bands do u like.
bands i like are Korn disturbed ольви among others
what race do i look like?
36.media.tumblr.com/f73792f62f…
i get a lot of people tell me i look german but idk i know i am part german native American and Dutch i don't know all my blood line. just interested to know.
also are Russians cool with german?
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RollsRocker In reply to normalcolt [2015-08-13 17:19:58 +0000 UTC]
Hehe
Well, I actually like the one with the bear quite a bit It very much resembles my relation with my younger brothers
XD Watch some more eps
Yeah, I'vs seen it XD Nothing too exceptional in terms of plot and animation...but....its innocent and childfriendly....2 qualities that modern Russian producers have had problems recently If you only saw the garbage they fed to Russian kids these years
Aaaaah,,,, Чебура́шка is a classic EVeryone in the ex-soviet space loves this guy
The one with the talking cat (I think I know which one) is also beloved :3 THey had good cartoons back then
Also search for "Captain Vrunghel", it has a pretty unique aniamtion and fun plot
Well, to me you look like a human being I don't really see how your country can affect your face deatails, as long as it's not Afrika, and you don't look too African to me
Hehe, well, we have fun relation with germans We hate the 40's Germans, for obvious reasons
But since then we actually like them quite lot
THey make the stuff we like to use, give examples of how a good nation must be, examples that we have hard times following XD If only a country the size of Russia had people like Germans......either it'd be a self sufficient powerful nation, or it would have conquered the world by now XD But yeah, all in all, we're cool with them
We do make sometimes nazi jokes on them, but all in good fun
PS: Ever watched "Nu Pogodi" ?
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normalcolt In reply to RollsRocker [2015-08-14 15:07:47 +0000 UTC]
can do will do ^.^
be glade u have not seen some of the retarded USA cartoons
like uncle grandpa problem solvers no longer on tv and lots of west influences i feel like i lose intellect just seeing tv ads for it.
unique indeed it reminds me of yellow submarine and Marty python intro i had to look up the words on the bout kinda clever and that one bout was like way bigger and faster.^.^
what Russia needs to do is make money get smart with it build underground army create new supper weapons do bio experiments to make bio weapons build new atomic weapons stronger than USA bombs also have bomb shelters that can withstand atomic weapons build new buildings radioactive proof get better with citizen relations and test weapons on non citizen get other country to join take over Europe and other places and attack us with fast hard atomic weapons and build army to make Russian soldier radioactive proof as well as build proof and small explosives proof clean the radioactive land and billed on the bones of fallen USA i have given taking over USA a lot of thought before.^.^ its kinda fun to build strategy.
the USA school system if u can call it that sucks it has felled me and i should have learned more than i did german schools are hard core on math i am not very good at math theres a link that can be made.
how is Russian school system?
ya i dont like nazis or the so called neo NAZIS in USA (aka fat pigs that drive trucks and sell and make meth and have face tattoos ) and the real neo NAZIS of Germany clean cut and full of evil. but i am happy to know that will not be an issue. and thank u for complimenting us.
no i have not but i looked it up as i am righting this. it reminds me of tom and jerry and loony tunes
have u seen a show called lalaloopsy or seen the doll line the show is kinda on the cheaper side of animation but its cute and i have lots of there dolls i just got 2 special ones! 41.media.tumblr.com/7627ba6996… ;
41.media.tumblr.com/56466b86f9…
my tumbler if u want more updated content from me i have not posted on da in a wile.
normalcolt.tumblr.com/
how is mlp doing i have not seen it in a wile is it still on
have u seen
Uncle Theodore, dog and cat
whats your opinion of it?
are u a fan of creepypasta?
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RollsRocker In reply to normalcolt [2015-08-15 13:04:23 +0000 UTC]
Well, I actually know of them XD MY family actually likes them XD Well you know...Uncle Grandpa are not perfect cartoons, not by far........ I personally see them as "abstract", unusual. Experimentation isn't wrong, and at times they did have some good jokes. But some modern Russian cartoons are plain DUM...they don't try to be creative, original ^^ They just slap around modern slang and short lived pop culture icons, hoping that the cartoon will be a success...while promoting terrible moral values and no humor whtsoever ^^
Well, sounds like a fun idea XD But no War breeds only war.....plus this whole plan seems pretty expensive
Yeah, heart it sucks XD
It's actually for the most part pretty solid. Kids have lots of books to read over the summers, lots of accent on literature, math and hysics and biology and stuff like that. Russia has tons of smart students. But unfortunately those smart ones don't appear on the internet as often as the dum ones XD
Heh, I see Well yeah ,i really respect Germans XD
Indeed Nu pogody was supposed to be the Soviet Answer to Tom and Jerry
I recommend checking it out, it's a pretty good and timeless cartoon
Followed on Tumblr ^^
Nah, not a fan of creepypasta
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normalcolt In reply to RollsRocker [2015-08-15 14:44:49 +0000 UTC]
it okay if u like them i don't care it just my opinion and my opinion is kinda one sided the creativity and boldness is there just fell like it is random for the sake of random and the man caricters voice is annoying to me. i don't wont to offend pluse i have not seen the modern stuff from the other end. there is a really good show you may like Steven universe it cool show. love the concept and Crystal girls ^.^
I know. and money would have to come from oil it would make a good book or video game. it would be nice if there were video games with out the cliché Russian = bad guys cause there are way too many games that do that. it would be more original if they took a look at the idea that what if the USA was bad and were covering it up.
it dose go to USA and ask random people about USA leaders and important facts and they don't know
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mWtWz…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2fHQ9…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlr-YP…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=td_U-R…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=55uWbN…
there funny and kinda sad videos.
well thank u ^>^ i respect and am fan of Russians
thank u i will follow you two
thats ok you ether like it or don't.
do they sell cacti in Russia or carnivores plants?
do you like botany?
i love Russian paintings. i like the way they do light and some of them look like pictures.
www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/b…
api.ning.com/files/DtcI2O2Ry7B…
www.picturesofbabies.net/reali…
www.picturesofbabies.net/wp-co…
www.lasiroc.com/wp-content/upl…
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia…
the list goes on and on
bonus one of my favorite artists
rom-art.deviantart.com
My english teacher would kill me for all the spelling and grammar errors i have.
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RollsRocker In reply to normalcolt [2015-08-16 16:29:59 +0000 UTC]
Understand Yeah, fair enough point
Well, yeah, maybe XD Hmm..I think I remembered a few games where Russians were...not bad XD Like...Niko Bellik from GTA4, or....Admirah Shtukov from Starcraft Brood War...my mind is kind of sleepery, but I'm really glad modern media goes away from representing all Russians as commi war mongerers XD
Heh, those were ome funny clips XD But I want to think that the reporters cut out the answers of those who knew, just to show some bias opinion I can't believe a nation can be so utterly ignorant
XD Yeah, kind of sad
Thanks ^_^
Oooh, I really liked those paintings, thank you You know, talent is in EVERY country
THose guys just happened to be born Russians, just as much as Einstein German, or Tesla from Serbia
Hey, I know this artist Funny story, I asked from him a request a long while ago XD He cancelled it abruptly after a year of waiting though
Heh XD
Yeah, I won't lie, maybe XD How long have you lived in the united States by the way ? Just don't fret, and don't hurry when typing
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normalcolt In reply to RollsRocker [2015-08-19 12:55:44 +0000 UTC]
It will help if people learn there just people like any other.
i asume the people who make them edit it to look more funny.
of cores i like places and people for there coulters and the way we are all different yet all the same. I did not know Nikola tesla was from Serbia. I am a big fan of his work.
If he's any thing like me than he might have psyched himself out. i do my best work when it comes from me.
My hole life? But i do want to get out of the stats. I am just looking for a safe stable place that has technology but is close to evergreen or pine tree forest maybe next to another forest that has trees that go dormant that snows and has good fall season nice spring and cool but nice summer. I do like winter, and fall the most. i was born in summer. whats your favorite season or seasons.
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RollsRocker In reply to normalcolt [2015-08-19 19:17:50 +0000 UTC]
Yup, true We must be more open minded ^_^
Yeah, I think that is highly probable XD
Yes Come on man...did you think Nikola Tesla is an American name ? XD Just like "Sykorsky" (Russian immigrant inventor of modern helicopter control technology)...or maybe Zeppelin XD Sorry XD
Well, I actually think that states are still a pretty good option Believe me, they may not be the best, for sure...but they are good enough if you're smart about it
That or Canada, Canada rocks
So yeah, I suggest for you canada, or maybe Norway or Finland or Sweden
Well, I was actually born at the beginning of spring, but.....it's the Soviet territory, and on the spring I was born (March), the temperature was -30 C I like spring, and sunny spring weather, but also cold
I just love sunny cold weather, that's my favorite ^_^
What do you like about winter and fall ?
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The-Cute-Storm [2015-04-14 04:30:02 +0000 UTC]
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normalcolt In reply to The-Cute-Storm [2015-04-29 14:04:28 +0000 UTC]
No problem your welcome I like your work.^.^
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normalcolt In reply to RainOvBlood [2015-04-29 14:03:33 +0000 UTC]
Your welcome. Your really good! ^.^
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normalcolt In reply to Lynwit [2014-12-26 02:22:03 +0000 UTC]
Thank you and Mary Christmas to you too. ^.^
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Everglaves [2014-12-06 13:32:04 +0000 UTC]
Thankyou for the watch
I really appreciate your support.
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normalcolt In reply to JadeDragonne [2014-10-22 14:40:34 +0000 UTC]
Your welcome love your art so cute
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