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paradoxNumber [42285756] [] "URL (U R Lizard)"

# Statistics

Favourites: 29; Deviations: 49; Watchers: 21

Watching: 15; Pageviews: 4901; Comments Made: 91; Friends: 15

# Comments

Comments: 72

toffeemugg [2018-10-20 21:50:39 +0000 UTC]

you may be verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god?

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paradoxNumber In reply to toffeemugg [2018-10-21 21:36:40 +0000 UTC]

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tim-time [2018-06-05 17:15:59 +0000 UTC]

bondrewd is a furry

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paradoxNumber In reply to tim-time [2018-06-05 21:54:19 +0000 UTC]

hva betyr dette

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toffeemugg [2018-03-07 00:16:23 +0000 UTC]

ghost fucker

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paradoxNumber In reply to toffeemugg [2018-03-07 05:26:41 +0000 UTC]

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kuwagatatsuya [2018-02-04 06:31:38 +0000 UTC]

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paradoxNumber In reply to kuwagatatsuya [2018-02-04 06:33:06 +0000 UTC]

oh, you!

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exaltblood [2018-01-15 09:09:02 +0000 UTC]

Sprankton

n.

1. A disease you get from chewing too much.

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paradoxNumber In reply to exaltblood [2018-01-15 09:19:57 +0000 UTC]

not vague enough

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toffeemugg [2018-01-15 03:14:47 +0000 UTC]

good afternoon

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paradoxNumber In reply to toffeemugg [2018-01-15 04:31:48 +0000 UTC]

*i tip my hat, to reveal a little raven on my head which has its own tiny hat* 'afternoon, friend

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exaltblood [2018-01-07 20:17:06 +0000 UTC]

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paradoxNumber In reply to exaltblood [2018-01-07 22:51:28 +0000 UTC]

why weren't you at elf practice

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exaltblood [2017-10-23 01:53:14 +0000 UTC]

hey can i snif

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paradoxNumber In reply to exaltblood [2017-10-23 02:23:32 +0000 UTC]

biiig sniff

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exaltblood In reply to paradoxNumber [2017-10-23 03:40:13 +0000 UTC]

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exaltblood [2017-10-10 17:30:16 +0000 UTC]

hey
hey hey
hey bryce

on a scale of 1 to 10 how much would you want to fuck a dragon

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paradoxNumber In reply to exaltblood [2017-10-10 21:21:58 +0000 UTC]

a solid 11

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exaltblood In reply to paradoxNumber [2017-10-10 21:36:46 +0000 UTC]

knew it

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kuwagatatsuya [2017-10-08 03:56:45 +0000 UTC]

“M-moo! Y-You c-can’t fit your cock in my ass-thrussy…! I-It’s… m-moo… s-so tight…” she purrs sluttily, her brain quickly giving into him as she feels herself tremble and submit, her mind becoming obedient like a farm animals. “L-Lube up first, at least…. I c-can’t take it dry…”

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paradoxNumber In reply to kuwagatatsuya [2017-10-08 05:54:16 +0000 UTC]

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exaltblood [2017-09-21 02:46:26 +0000 UTC]

gringlesnorg

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toffeemugg [2017-09-18 01:31:00 +0000 UTC]

discord isn't working

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paradoxNumber In reply to toffeemugg [2017-09-18 01:37:13 +0000 UTC]

rest in piece...............

so how's discord malfunctioning?

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toffeemugg In reply to paradoxNumber [2017-09-19 01:10:25 +0000 UTC]

idk it just won't load

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exaltblood [2017-09-14 02:39:43 +0000 UTC]

je suis saucisse

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paradoxNumber In reply to exaltblood [2017-09-14 04:09:22 +0000 UTC]

non non :( (Sad) je suis un saucisse

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exaltblood [2017-09-13 23:46:46 +0000 UTC]

i forgot to rewatch

song, exactly as i finish typing "i forgot to rewatch": "you were always a shitty friend,"

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paradoxNumber In reply to exaltblood [2017-09-14 01:43:58 +0000 UTC]

ominous

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exaltblood [2017-09-12 20:22:03 +0000 UTC]

im the gurgle man. the - the gurgle man.

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paradoxNumber In reply to exaltblood [2017-09-12 23:01:30 +0000 UTC]

tu est la gurgle homme? oui?

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exaltblood In reply to paradoxNumber [2017-09-13 00:44:20 +0000 UTC]

oui oui

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paradoxNumber In reply to exaltblood [2017-09-13 00:46:06 +0000 UTC]

oui oui

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exaltblood [2017-09-12 00:32:47 +0000 UTC]

i was looking through goat simulator achievements and i'm sorry i had to -

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paradoxNumber In reply to exaltblood [2017-09-12 01:30:45 +0000 UTC]

ayyy a norse mythology reference is always a win

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exaltblood In reply to paradoxNumber [2017-09-12 01:32:01 +0000 UTC]

*fingerguns awkwardly*

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CRITTERRRR [2017-09-11 01:38:39 +0000 UTC]

oh, hewwo... wewcum to my humbwe abode...

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paradoxNumber In reply to CRITTERRRR [2017-09-11 04:48:42 +0000 UTC]

hewwo mwy fwend...

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invadersparkscat [2017-09-10 21:02:10 +0000 UTC]

Weiner

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paradoxNumber In reply to invadersparkscat [2017-09-10 21:09:29 +0000 UTC]

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invadersparkscat In reply to paradoxNumber [2017-09-10 21:37:14 +0000 UTC]

:( (Sad)

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absolute-egg [2017-09-06 00:59:58 +0000 UTC]

hey,,, i know you hate me but can you at please read the dms i sent you on discord? you probably still don't trust me and i understand that, i just want you to hear what i have to say. please?

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pockettebees [2017-07-28 20:39:13 +0000 UTC]

Hehehehehhe I have returrrned

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paradoxNumber In reply to pockettebees [2017-07-29 21:49:33 +0000 UTC]

whelcome backeth!

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pockettebees In reply to paradoxNumber [2017-07-29 22:03:36 +0000 UTC]

heheheheh I literally made a new account because I forgot my password.....

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paradoxNumber In reply to pockettebees [2017-07-29 22:18:56 +0000 UTC]

it happens, haha

so how have you been?

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pockettebees In reply to paradoxNumber [2017-07-29 23:19:34 +0000 UTC]

Good, nothing too interesting has happened honestly.

I'd have to say the closest thing to "interesting" is the fact that my irl friend and I are always going toe to toe because he's a little better at cats and such while I am better at people and he's always telling me that my art is not "good enough" or it's "wrong" and it is really ticking me off..

But ya' know, I am really just drawing and writing nothin' much

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Flameprincess04 [2017-07-01 18:28:27 +0000 UTC]

It yer birthday? Okay Happy birthday

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paradoxNumber In reply to Flameprincess04 [2017-07-03 23:51:20 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! (i haven't been on DA lately so that's why this reply is late, haha)

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