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# Statistics
Favourites: 22; Deviations: 12; Watchers: 162
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# Comments
Comments: 593
( hey you muffin man get your butt back here you cutie!!! )
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( /smooshes your face
guuurl where are youuuu D: )
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( school is kicking my ass ;A;
im on,, , e-mpfindlich?? ? m a y b e???
more on tumblr rn tho ;A;
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( ;AA; oh no
im always on skype if you wanna talk hun <3 i miss you )
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"ugh you look kinda like my older sister except less hipster."
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...
are u insinuating im not hipster??
[ he takes photos of his starbucks ]
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"are you kidding me?? you too?? i bet u take pictures of ur pumpkin spice u dirty little elf man"
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my elves are cleaner than urs i bet— o wait u dont have any. bc ur not memeworthy.
and yeah i do u got a problem with that smol one
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"what the fuck ? ?/ what the fuckdid??? are you questioning my Memes????? and im not smol im manly as hell"
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yeah???? im questioning whether,,,, , ur even old enough to hAve memes?? ? and ur smol ok ur so smol dont even try to deny it
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"im not smol im tol u evil gremlin. and im old !! im basically an elder."
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???? i am like 1000 years older than u basically ur a youngling. dont be disrespectful to ur elder
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"ur right, ur basically a sack of WRINKLES."
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{{ norequr here B)
i made the prime shitposter.
but like female....
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( meme production has slowed. we are in the meme depression.
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{{ we are waiting for our memelord to show any signs of mercy
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( > is a simple organic meme farmer
> prays to memelord
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{{ i would create a pepe but im waiting till memerriage
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{ hh I still really wanna RP with you
but questioning if my OC is good enough happens and stuff- }
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I'll say he's about 13-14 here during the Viking Age ;v; Just because I can't do toddlers.
The Icelander was only laying down, facing the ceiling, just daydreaming about random moments in his memory. "Hey Ansgar." Egill gave a yawn as if he has just woken up, "I'm going to try hunting without you around." and lazily stood to his feet. "Don't try stopping me this time, you'll be proud. Just watch." Then walked over to the wooden bow purposely made for his size, and grabbed some arrows before placing each one between his fingers.
Oh dang sorry this is so short. I'm just tired because it's after 3:00 a.m and hhh
I'll type up a better one later since this is so sloppy~
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( awww ok!! cute smol icelandic omg
Ansgar had pulled off his cloak, draping it across the table and loosening his tunic. Dan had insisted that he come with him and Sve for an 'excursion' into the forest— just another excuse for them to wrestle once more before the weather got too cold for them to go shirtless in the forest. And after flat out refusing to do so as well, he had been declared referee. Nevertheless, when he heard the younger's voice ring out, his head snapped up to search for Egill. "Not without a cloak— and I'm coming with you."
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"Hi darling! How are you? I am Erica. I am a game developer and tester. Our team is currently testing our latest browser game and would like to ask you to try it out. Your opinion will mean a lot. Be first to see it! Would really appreciate your help. It will take only few moments of your time. Give it a try on MY PAGE. Let me know how it was, we can chat after. Erica (:* xoxo " he said, smiling.
outofcoffee;; SORRY BUT NOT REALLY
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you
you just verbally expressed a smiley face.
( iM CRYING thank you this made me laugh omfg
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He scowled as he realized that the other was questioning his emoticon abilities. "sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt. i know threats are fucked up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from her royal hoodrat olive and all of her nasty friends. but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me, my dad screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings. i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a fucking girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won."
{{ :')) ok but i def headcanon norway as memorizing this kind of shit
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( i can't even reply to this it's too perfect
and yes omfg he would have all the copypastas memorized omg
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{{ he'd probably like sneak into iceland's room and passionately whisper "Omg hai ^ I'm Ai-chan and I absolutely luuuv 88 anime <3 and my fav is naruto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!!! ^______________^ When I walked onto Tokyo street ==I looked up and saw...SASUKE!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! * KONNICHIWAS OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!* I yelled n___n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *____* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!! [OMG!!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!!! >.> <.< >.< (0) (0) (0)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! -__-;;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ò) (ò_ò) (ò_ò) so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ò) then sasuke held me close == and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!! (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 kawai desu babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!!! (^<)" in his ear
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[ startled noises]
[ and then smiles a lil ]
You sound like Dan. How many bags?
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As many as possible. //his eyes did the dokidoki sparkle thing//
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//appears from nowhere
"Nor, I'm here to take you out on date."
//Oh no, Sve is drunk
"You're too pretty to be single."
//Sve no.
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[ startled norwegian look ]
[ and he turns around suddenly ]
[ raising an eyebrow ]
[ unsure whether to be amused, flattered, or worried ]
Ah? Takk. I'm not sure a date is the best idea in your condition, though.
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//stares at him
//half awake
//is drunk af
"No, I meant like when I'm not like this drunk, which I am not now. Then we could go out."
//comes close to him
"You're too pretty."
//is too drunk omg Sve go to sleep.
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[ just sort of ]
[ reaches out ]
[ carefully pat's sve's face ]
Alright. We'll see about doing that.
[ nods a lil ]
[ raises an eyebrow ]
I'm... flattered?
Let's get you to bed, though. Sleep and coffee will help you.
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//is patted
//smiles
"Mm, it is a must tho."
//smile faded away
//looks at him
"But I'm not sleepy, and why do you look like you just god disgusted by my words?"
//looks down
//is sad a bit now
//and is too drunk to be awake
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Alright. How about you tell me about where you want to take me?
[ he asked, wrapping an arm around the other carefully ]
[ and beginning to steer him towards the bedroom ]
[ frowns a little at the words, though, glancing up at ber ]
You're not sleepy, but you are rather drunk. And I'm not disgusted, I just wasn't expecting all this.
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"I would take you to see the most beautiful northern lights ever and then take you to dinner...w...where we can eat your favorite food."
//tries to put his head on Nors' shoulder
"I'm...not drunk...."
//yawns a bit
"I...see"
//smiles
"T...then I shall make sure you...will..hear it more often"
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[ listens carefully as he maneuvers them towards the bedroom ]
[ and smiles a little despite himself ]
[ that actually sounds nice ]
Ah? I'd like that— what about tomorrow?
[ rubs his shoulder and sits him on the bed ]
[ raising an eyebrow to hide another smile ]
Takk. Now, shoes off.
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//looks at Nor
//smiles
"Yes, tomorrow is g...good"
//kinda kicks off his shoes
//drags Nor with him as he fall back to the bed
//happily sighs
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[ nods a little and smiles in return ]
[ although startled noises when he's pulled back onto the bed ]
[ and removes his own shoes hurriedly ]
[ raises an eyebrow and wiggles a little ]
I can't really get up, Sve.
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"Why get up...wh...when you can sleep here with me"
//smiles a lot
//is happy drunk
//hugs the Nor closer to him
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[ okay yes these arms are not easy to get out of ]
[ sighs a little ]
[ and moves a bit closer ]
Alright, alright.
Sleep well, then.
[ snuggles close and closes his eyes ]
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//hugs him even closer to him, but not too hard
"I Love...you Nor"
//fall asleep directly
--Timeskippo--
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