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I know you were sad about Sean Connery. Well so am i.
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Thank you so much for watching, I really appreciate it especially these days!!!
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Thanks for the watch. Stayed tuned for more Harley content!
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that poultry drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1 , and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
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And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
Sorry about the late reply. Working on the backlog. 
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Hey! Welcome to DA!
Hey! Thank you very much for the llama!
Please, see my new artworks, it took me a long time to do it.
How did Cerecy get to the Ginger Turtle?
How did Cérecy get to the Ginger Turtle?
“Captain, we just broke off from the Royal Guard’s Fleet. We shouldn’t have “cleared” that tourist yacht.”, said Ahnoque.
“Who knew that yacht belonged to the Royal Fleet admiral.”, answered smiling Erdalto .”From now we’ll be more careful with tourist traffic”.
“But our Ginger Turtle is damaged.”, said Ahnoque with agitation. When he was worried, he performed some non-standard actions. So now he grabbed his head and ran along the captain’s cabin.
The left motor jams, the body is full of through holes, which is why the motor traction has weakened. Ahnoque began to move faster from corner to corner, smoothly avoiding obstacles.
“What to do?”, his speed increased. Now he was already flickering before the eyes of the captain.
“What do we do? We need metal to patch our spaceshift up,
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