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"Life in a Vacuum sucks."
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Favourites: 4; Deviations: 3; Watchers: 1
Watching: 1; Pageviews: 1335; Comments Made: 43; Friends: 1
# Comments
Comments: 25
You've been tagged! Check my journal for the questions...
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No problem! I'm doing a project on King Arthur and though I'd poke around here. Of all the interpretations I've looked at, your Merlin is my favorite by far.
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the next time u see nate, tell him that i finished crystal bearers & i'm very mad at the ending
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sure hing, though he's been absent from school for like a month
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hey eleni, what are you doing this Thanksgiving? Cuz I'm coming up to RI
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!! *ahem* I'm probably headin up to new york cuz, *sarcasm* you know, ive like, never been there in my life *sarcasm*. I so wish I could upload some of my drawings. high school is providing a new opportunity for boedom which promotes doodle and some of them are kinda cool, not to toot my own horm. I drew a pen today in science so realistic looking that when nathan asked for a pen, i tried to pick it up and give it to him. Of course thats just my weird self being all absentminded like I am.
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yup. hey how do you put that quote thng unda your name when you like, reply to stuff, and how to you add a pic? Cuz, ya know, im technologically challenged
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it's called a signature. you can change it w/ ur account settings.
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Thanks, i got it now. You should check mine. out. It's one of my fav quote, since, as you know, i have a ton plus infinity
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yeah, you do. how many index cards do you have now?
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ummmm, i believe i stopped counting after about . .. what was it? ... the third one I made. I don't really count so I can't tell but I have a ton of new ones!!!!
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
In olden times, when people used to beat the ground with sticks, hit things into the distace, and yell, it was called witchcraft. It later evolved to be known as insanity.In this day and age, it's called golf.
Constipated people don't give a crap.
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Second and third are my new favorites.
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it. Hey, why not? Free silverware.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Don't go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot you're revenge.
Haha. Look at the cow. It's a funny cow. Haha.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
What goes Ho ho ho plop? Santa clause laughing his head off.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
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okay, did you find a profile on fanfiction that had all this? cuz you have no idea how many quotes i've come across on there
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Nah, most of them are just randomly off the internet. I'll check it out though.
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its an...interesting...site to say the least.
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Oh, these are good too!
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants
Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust.
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
Only dead fish go with the flow.
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I love #5...so true...
and the last one is funny too. it's so true.
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yeah, they're pretty awesome
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yeah, they're pretty awesome
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