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simplexcalling
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"Yo."
# Statistics
Favourites: 1152; Deviations: 192; Watchers: 113
Watching: 77; Pageviews: 31065; Comments Made: 2203; Friends: 77
# Comments
Comments: 254
I've never really had a request before. What was it?
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You're welcome.
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You hear the doorbell ring and go to answer. As you open the door there is tall casually dressed man with glasses and dark skin standing in front of you. He holds what looks to be a cake in his hands with a giant red candle in the middle of it. “Were you expecting Spartans shattering your windows? How about a Megatron tearing off the roof of your home? Maybe a chainsaw maniac kicking down your door or The Rock laying the smack down on your candy ass? I’m just teasing, I thought I’d keep my ‘Thank you fav’ normal this time and thank you personally myself” He hands you a cake and the icing on top reads ‘Thank you deviant comrade for stopping by Mobis-New-Nest’ “It’s a Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cake I hope you enjoy it, here let me light the candle” He takes a lighter out of his pocket and lights the big red candle which starts to sparkle beautifully “Well I’ve gotta run see you around flat foot” Mobis leaves but for some strange reason he snickers as he runs off. Taking a closer look at the big red candle you see TNT initials written sideways “MOTHERFU…” but before you could finish your potty mouth outburst, the cake in your hands explodes with cream and ice cream all of over you, the ceiling, ground and walls. You shiver and wipe your eyes of the whip cream and lick you your lips. The tasty sensation of the Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cake causes you lick your fingers and hands “God that’s so good, so delicious but dame look at this mess, ohhhh mmmhhh can’t stop licking myself, get revenge on Mobis but first finish licking, mmmmhhh so good, gonna kill’em, mmmhhhm so creamy, so fattening, Mobis you a dead man when I finish, mmhhh so nutty”
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Thank you so much for all the faves!
I promise I'll be uploading more soon!
You seem to be quite skilled yourself, I'll check out your gallery within the next few days (as soon as I find the time)
But... how can you like The Shield? XD
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Haha, I just think the three of them are very talented, especially Ambrose. :]
My gallery isn't great, I don't often get round to adding new stuff, but if you get a chance to look that would be great
And you're welcome
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I see... well, I never liked them even for a second but only due to the role they play, so if you only judge them by their performance and not by their actions that's fair enough, I guess.
You definitely should add more stuff to your gallery. From what I've seen so far you're quite skilled with pencils ^^
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thank you so much for the faves and the watch
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Thanks for the f...nah I can't do this, it's not me. Time to kick it my way: Waking up in the morning you pull the curtains back from your window to see a large red robotic eyes staring back at you, you fall back in fear, then the next minuet, your ceiling starts to rumble as the roof of your room is pulled off and there is giant sinister robot glaring back at you* “I AM MEGATRON LEADER OF THE DECEPTICON FLEET!!!” *His ominous voice causes you to cower in fear* “Fear not puny human I am not here to destroy….YET HA HA HA!!! No really I’m here strictly to thank you on behave of Mobis-New-Nest for having faved a deviation in his gallery, why is MEGATRON THE GREATEST CYBERTRONIAN AND DECEPTICON LEADER WHO WILL ONE DAY RULE THIS IMPUDENT PLANET AND BRING IT TO IT’S FORMER GLORY HERE TO THANK YOU!!!? Meh I’m on probation and Community service hours for having leveled half of Manhattan and trying to destroy Optimus Prime and the Autobots, anyways I’m off next time we meet I SHALL DESTROY YOU!!! And nice bedroom, really like the IKEA furnishings” *Megatron smiles then gives you the wink and the gun. Finally your roof comes back down the way it was and you’re holding yourself shaking from having survived a close encounter with the Decepticon leader, you swear to yourself never to fav another Mobis-New-Nest piece but will you hold yourself to that word?
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Thank you for faving 'Warmth of the Sunlight'!<33
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Thank you so much for the fav! I really appreciate it
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Lightening streaked the sky as thunder followed. Clouds of grey and white meshed on the horizon as rain began to pour heavily towards the earth. As droplets hit your head your mindset was stuck in bullet time. You heard nothing but could see everything in slow motion, thousands of soldiers plunged towards the Basteel; the strong hold of Team Gratitude. You were meant to protect it but fear kept you paralyzed. All you could do was stare. You want to move but mostly you wanted to run. A ladder had propped it’s self a few feet from the edge you stood near. An enemy vaulted up and over towards you, his sword raised high in the air and meant to deliver a fatal crushing blow. Apart of you wanted it to be over; the journey to make it hear had been so long. It was so tiring and time consuming that you couldn’t recall the last time you knew what day or time it was; ‘Thanks for the fave’ was all it took to get you hear, a seemingly harmless gratitude for favoring a piece at Mobis-New-Nest but at this point you wished you could have undone all of it. You close your eyes and wait for the blade to pierce flesh and bone but it was not meant to be as your whole body pushed aside abruptly and in that instant you opened your eyes as you began falling sideways; you caught a glimpse of pistol that blasted twice with two bullets piercing the man with the sword through the abdomen and he fell back to his death. As you looked to see who your rescuer was a medium built man wearing a beautifully decorated vest with ivory colored long sleeve shirt, tight dark pants, silver like sandals and a large pistol he held out towards the vicinity of the man he just killed. He rose, putting out his hand to you “I never thought it would end this way Baltheir” you say as you look up to him and begin to whimper “End? This is not the end. Death is just another path, one that we all must take but until then the curtain rises and we each take our role and must play our roles well for the audience” said Baltheir. You half smile, wipe away the tears and take his hand “Here take this” said Balthier as he handed you a weapon and scroll “What’s this?” you ask “A request for my dear friend The Rock, if you could be so kind as to deliver it to him, I am sure this time you won’t wander off into La La land or perhaps this time I should flog you instead of saving you?” Said Balthier as he winked at you with smile. He left you to do your deed as he fended off enemies around him. You run while dodging and subduing enemies in your path and you finally make to The Rock on the west side of Basteel. You hand him the parchment. He reads it and grins “What does it say?” you ask “Stand back jabroni and feast your eyes on this” says The Rock as he turns his back to you and rubs his elbow with his hand “I don’t get it? Feast my eyes on what? You ask. The Rock turns towards you with one eye brow raised and replies “The Peoples Elbow”
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After closing your laptop; you lay back in your window seat hoping to get some rest on your flight back home. Suddenly you’re interrupted by a loud humming noise and you look outside your window to see another plane pulling closer to your plane. The wing of the other plane nearly touches your window when it suddenly ascends over your plane and the hum is now coming from the ceiling. Suddenly the windows to the plane shatter as gunfire from outside the plane begins to enter, killing many of the passengers. There are screams as the chaos ensues around you. You get up to make your way to a safe hiding place but people are pushing and shoving around you making it harder to focus on finding a safe haven. The door to the plane pulls off and men in black camouflage uniforms enter with guns in hand. Then one last individual enters. He was dressed and looked more eccentric then the other soldiers near him. His skin is Caucasian and hairless. His arms were bare and massively hulking. He wore a black vest with metallic lining; his muscular massive legs were draped in black camouflage pants with boots black and glossy. He towered over the other soldiers but what made him the most intimidating was his head. It was bald with pulsating veins. His mouth and nose where encased by an elaborate contraption. There were six steel teeth like cylinders on the upper and lower part of where his mouth was. It looked like a bear trap crossed with a gasmask. Fear grips you as his eyes meet yours and he makes his way towards you. He kills each remaining passenger in his way. You try to move away but fear has your legs immobilized. He towers over you, looking down he takes you by the collar and pulls you towards him with your feet dangling above the ground. “What…are…you?” are the only words the slip through your lips as you come face to face with the behemoth. “I am your reckoning but for now please save the fear for later as I shall gladly thank you for taking the time out of your impudent life to favorite a piece at Mobis-New-Nest” says the hulking beast. “General Bane, the plane is crashing” says one of the soldiers to the hulking man. The hulking man props you over his right shoulder “We have a long way down, I hope you are not afraid of heights?” he says followed by a sinister laugh. As you scream while descending hundreds of miles an hour towards the earth you begin to wonder if it was really worth favoring a piece at Mobis-New-Nest.
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You're welcome, I follow you on Instagram, I've been meaning to get round to it on here for a while now! Sorry, I took so long lol
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Oh yeah I thought that was you 8D I will return the favor 8) thanks again!
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You're welcome and thank you 
Wish I could change my username on here.
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No problem 8) and yeah I find it kinda pointless that you're only able to change your username if you have premium membership.
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No problem. 
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Welcome to our group United to write, we're happy to have you in our midst!
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It's funny how I followed you on Instagram but never watched you on here!
So..now I am~ By they way, thanks for all the faves :3
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