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"Alas! Earwax."
# Statistics
Favourites: 47; Deviations: 20; Watchers: 3
Watching: 16; Pageviews: 3132; Comments Made: 319; Friends: 16
# Comments
Comments: 116
Wow that was quick! I loved the vision for the photo. 
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Yeah lol I am still on, usually though it takes a couple hours
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You are way more than welcome! The special effects you do are awesome to say the least. I like that you used a Ramen noodle in your picture.
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Hahah well it was part of the assignment to use food as an effect. I'll have some jack the ripper photos up in December- also effects made out of food for my midterm.
But thank you!
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Thank you for watching me, although I strongly disagree with your dismissal of the PS3. But you're a Blues Brothers fan, so you're forgiven.
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I couldn't figure out how you knew I loved the Blues Brothers and then I looked in my gallery, also known as The Place Where No Artist Should Venture, and there was a crapload of artwork I don't even remember uploading. Awesome. That was quite a long and unnecessary explanation...
Continuing on with my super long message...
Sooo the first time I went to your page after stumbling across your "Destiny Lass Comic" there was a...potato with eyes and a mouth? Alright. That was cool. And then I went back today and then I scrolled down a bit (guess there was a glitch with the potato face yesterday...) and I saw you webcamp picture. Okay. Alex. You might want to sit down for this. I. Work. With. You. *cues Phantom of the Opera music*
Setting that aside...your art is pretty awesome. Not gonna lie.
I need to stop writing but I can't!
Stalked your PS3 gamer card (even though the 360 is better). Assassin's Creed II, Arkham Asylum, Ghostbusters, Mirror's Edge, Red Dead Redemption, and Spider Man Shattered Dimensions. Nice ones. I have those. Same games. But I have a better platform. ^.^
Okay. Now this message is getting creepy so I'm going to leave now....holy crap I work with you. O.O
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Well, ain't that a hoot-an-a-holler.
I have a wild guess as to who you might be, but I'll let you keep your secret identity so you can continue to prowl the darkened rooftops and strike fear into evil-doers.
Of course, my cover is totally blown. I may have to flee the country...
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No. I talk way too much for a DeviantArt reply. I should really stop...
Yep. My identity is completely secret. I'm being super sneaky and everything with my name being at the top of the page with a *slight* modification. You will never be able to decode muh secret code-name!
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Never. Not even in a million years. Truly, you are a master of disguise. Like some sort of majestic chameleon! Or even a karma chameleon.
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And what, pray tell, is a karma chameleon? It sounds so freaking epic. I can't even wrap my head around it. I know that Boy George did a song called Karma Chameleon but that probably isn't what you're referring to.
I disagree. You are a super mysterious waistcoat-with-no-pocket-watch-wearing Customer service guy. What gives?
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Boy George was actually what I was referring to. You know your 1980s pop!
Actually, I do have a pocket watch, I just don't wear it to work cause it'll get messed up. Mystery solved, case closed!
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......does that mean you *always* wear a waist coat? That would be awesome. You always look like some western movie star. O.O The shwoopy hair just adds to the effect. If you do always wear a waist coat thing, join Mumford & Sons. Don't ask, just do.
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I do not, not always. I have a fine collection of bizarre t-shirts that would get insanely jealous if I only wore waistcoats all the time.
What is Mumford & Sons? Should I Google it?
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Alexpants. You don't know who M&S are? For reals? Like no joke? You disappoint me sometimes...but only sometimes. You lose points for not knowing who they are, though. Sorry. Me= 18 You= -8
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They aarree an Irish band I believe...who do like folk/alternative? that sounds like a nasty combination, but they're pretty legit. You like Cake, right? Do you listen to the radio? This is like the only song by them that they play. Ever.
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I hardly ever listen to the radio anymore. I find new stuff by accident, usually. Or, of course, by recommendations from people I work with who just happen to also be on deviantART.
You lose points for thinking I was hip and trendy. You= 16.5 Me= -8.
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Ach! Por que?! You should deff. listen to the radio. Actually...I never listen to the radio either. I lose 1 point for being a hypocrite on radio-listening. I usually just read The Pitch and look up the bands that are playing. Go me. If I listen to the radio its always on 101 DA FOX. Huzzah for Classic Rock.
You seriously make me want to send you a crapload of music. No joke. I'm so tempted right now. Must. Resist. If you give me any implication that you want me to send you music...I will...beware.
You lose another point for using the words "hip" and "trendy". Young-Person Vocabulary lesson for today: "Tight" means "cool". You're welcome. Me= 15.32 You= -9.
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What about "phat" and "dope" and "sick"?
I usually listen to The Buzz on the rare occasions I listen to the radio. Most of the other times I rock out in the car to mix CDs titled things like "Bathtub Full of Koi," "Revenge of Marsupial Clyde," "Taste of Fear," and "Dying In a Car Fire."
By all means, though, send me your crapload of music. I can take it.
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Those words, as you oldies like to call them, are "out". But then again, I don't do new slang. I say "that's rad" when I should be saying "that's the shit". When has "shit" ever been a good thing? Jeebus. Umm. I say cool and awesome. Me 'n' muh friends don't do much slang. Me=-1 point for not being cool.
Good. The Buzz=good source of new alternative music. Don't ever listen to 93.3 unless you want to hear a bunch of auto-tuned crap.
I guess you asked for it...wait. Do you have a facebook so I can send all of them on there? Or do you just want me to spam the next message with a lot of frugging "link" icons? Either way, you're in for it.
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I do have a Facebook. I haven't exactly hidden myself well.
And yes, I know well enough to stay away from 93.3. That was never cool, even back when I was a youth riding a dinosaur to school uphill both ways through six feet of snow in hurricane force winds.
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I'm looking at your Faceplace right now. You aren't friends with anyone from work. Why, Alex? Whyyyyy? I should be the first. Then...CHAIN REACTION!
Anywhosit.
No. All of the "pop" kids listen to 93.3. It seriously needs to go away. Its all Ke(dollar sign)ha and Katy Perry or whatever her name is. I'm selecting the music now...
Where are we at point-system wise? Me: 60 You: -pie
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I'm not friends with anyone from work because...I'm unfriendly?
I like Katy Perry, but hate Ke$ha. The first time I saw her was on Saturday Night Live, and I started laughing and couldn't stop because I thought she was a sketch. And then I realized she was a real act, and I died a little inside.
But I just friended and responded to you on FB, so I am now +1. You: 396, Me: 1
It's a whole new ballgame now!
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You aren't friendly...I disapprove...strongly. You should be friendly. I mean I see you at work and you're standing there with your arms crossed. Bad job! But you're nice...I guess. >.< Be friendly!
Katy Perry is oookaaay but you learn to hate her songs when they play them every other song. Ke$ha can't sing. Like....seriously. I wanted to rip my ears off and tear her throat out. Is that a bit extreme? Probably not.
Oh snaaap. You just upped the ante. Its a close race, you're only 395 away. It will be a huge upset if you win.
I think you adding me on Facebook is like a plus 50....hmm. Okay. You get +50 and a cookie. Sound fair?
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I imagine Katy would get annoying on infinite replay...another reason I don't listen to the radio.
As for my friendliness...I'm shy and insecure and often need more time than "real life" gives me to come up with something clever to say. So I'm not unfriendly on purpose.
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The only CD I have that I could listen to over and over is Mumf. & Sonnnz.
You cannot be insecure....you're....you're too cool. O.O Yeah. I take like five years to come up with something clever to say; most people get offended by my sarcasm. I should tone that down...just a bit. Anyway. Wow I say that a lot; wow I also digress a lot. 
Well. Okay. I forgive you. I always feel like waving to you when it gets slow at night because you're just standing there and its depressing you have to be all cooped up in The Pit. Maybe I'll just walk over and talk to you instead. ^.^ Epiphany!
Jeebus! I need to stop rambling! You can condense everything into like....2 sentences and I take like....I was going to count how many sentences went into this note but a lot of them are fragments. Darn.
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The great thing about the English language is that once you know the rules, you can disregard them whenever it suits you. So fragment away! Fragment...today! Me, I was contaminated by writing for the school newspaper in my youth. One learns a very concise style because one has very little space to get a point across.
(I don't catch the reference, but I have way too many references rattling around in here. Just say "We're on a mission from God" or "I hate Illinois Nazis" and I'll know we're on the same page.)
But I'm glad someone thinks I'm cool. My mom doesn't even think I'm cool.
Sarcasm is also part of my problem. So much of what I'd say would sound mean to most people, especially the ugly fat-asses of the world. See? That was horrible. But I meant it with all my love. And ugly fat-asses need the most love!
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Yess. I'm not the only one rambling! My mom is a writer so she hates it when I talk in random rambling sentences that make no sense. Its barrels of fun to watch her fume. Plus I write like....hmm....like two 4-page essays every month for da schoolz so I need to get my improper English out of my system before I put a random ellipse in the middle of one of the body paragraphs.
Monty Python's Flying Circus is where that reference came from. [link] I enjoy Britt comedy...but this just seems silly.
Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!!
But...you're cool. I can't fathom that some people think you're uncool. See! You made your text italicized by using codes that I'm too lazy to type out. That is cool.
I laughed out loud at that last comment. Seriously it was a bark of intensely loud and painful laughter and now my throat hurts and my dog is staring at me. Thanks for that.
Then again, some people don't get my sarcasm which sucks. I have some stupid friends, but I guess that's why I love them.
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Stupid people make the rest of us seem so much smarter.
I sure as heck don't miss school. Being forced to go to a place way too early in the morning, perform the most boring, repetitive tasks, and constantly dealing with the most self-involved, aggravating people.
...shit.
I think I just described customer service...
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Well our first hour teacher lets us eat food in class so I brought cereal one day. The look on her face was amusing to say the least. Hmmm. AP Spanish, AP History, Video Productions, Chemistry, AP English, Algebra II, Church and Creed. Be jealous of the classes. BE JEALOUS! Most of my teachers are boring and I usually sleep/doze/play on my phone cleverly hidden in my pencil bag. Uugghh.
Customer Service sounds artarded and you should just be a cashier instead. I wanted to work in the C.S. for a while but now that I saw some woman bitching you out because of some barbecued chicken getting all over her magazine (which I sacked, btdubs, but HEY! she told me to just put it all in one bag...not my fault) I'd rather not deal with it.
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I hated being just a cashier. Standing in one spot for eight hours? It was torture. I'm glad I only had to do it for a couple weeks. I used to be the frozen manager at my old store, and I think I hated being a cashier worse.
So what college, major, and then career you aiming for with all yer learnin'?
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Soo when I saw you for the first time I couldn't help but think "Wtf? Why is he wearing a waist coat?" Hahaha. No lie; and then I never sacked for you because I used to be leery of new people. Yes, I leered at you. It might have looked a little bit like "@.@"
'Cause you totally don't stand at the Customer Service desk for 8 hours at all or anything....
IIIIIIIII plan to go to the University of New Mexico, major in archaeology, and then either become a professor of archaeology at some college or join an independent business. 
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Oooh, very specific! Good for you! Not many people have a plan like that. I know I sure didn't. How did you get that interested in archaeology?
And you leered at me, hmm? At least you didn't gawk.
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Muh sister got a full ride to the UNM through the Regents Scholar award thing and they like giving it to family members so I can hopefully get it. Hermm...the tuition is super cheap and I met with one of the professors over the summer who seemed pretty excited I was already looking at colleges. After most of the questions I asked she would say something like "Well aren't you informed?" Huhhh. As to answer your actual question, I just like history+the outdoors+I want to travel the world. Oh! And I like swimming so underwater archaeology could become a specialty for me (do I hear Atlantis or El Dorado calling me?). If I get to become a professor I'll probably focus on Latin America (where I'm going for 2 months this summer to collaborate with a community for a service project with two other volunteers my age. Speaking of which, I have fruit sales I have to make so if you want to buy some, please do. Anyway off on this little shpeal while we're here: Amigos is intense. We live with host families and no one in the community speaks English. Ergo, I'm gonna die because I suck at Espanol.) and then Europe (mostly Scotland or Ireland, maybe Italy). BAM! The end.
Wellll. I would say I goggled a lot. I mean you stand up REALLY straight, you wore a waistcoat with no pocket watch (obviously this means you cannot be trusted), and you just....appeared out of no where!
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I'm a ninja like that. An exceedingly tall and not-particularly-graceful ninja. That wears a waistcoat with no pocket-watch. In truth, I'm nothing like a ninja. Sorry for wasting your time.
I have heard that complete immersion in a language is the "easiest" way to learn it, so as long as you've got a handle on the very basics: "Hello," "Goodbye," "Where is the bathroom," "Why is my food still moving?" then you'll be okay. It all sounds very ambitious! You're a dynamo! An unstoppable force to be reckoned with!
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I can't tell how tall you are because The Pit gives you the advantage of a couple inches. I'm 5'2 but I say I'm 5'3. I feel ashamed that I've lied about it. Hahaha.
Gosh. I love the mountains...and rain...I hope I get sent to Costa Rica. Ay-yai-yai! Anywho. Have joo ever been out of the country? OH! I really want to go to New Zealand and see the hobbit holes...
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I've never been out of the country. I'd like to go to Japan some day, but it's expensive and I'm somewhat apprehensive about flying over the ocean.
I HAVE been to California quite a bit, and they have a couple of mountains out there. Not nearly enough rain, though. And you're right, rain does kick ass.
I'm 6'2". I could use you as a leaning-post. I somehow doubt you'd appreciate that.
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Like everyone in the market wants to go to Japan, not even exaggerating. I would, but I'd rather go to Rome or something. Blegh. Japan is okay...I guess...
I think I'm going to visit Oregon or Washington soon. It sounds like a bunch of fun! ROAD TRIP! Consider this your formal invitation.
-.- You are a foot taller than me. I wouldn't care if you used me as a leaning post, I just hate when people use an "elevator" to get down to "my level". But they've learned not to do that because then I punch them once I can reach their face. Fair warning to you.
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Yes, but you are perfectly positioned to punch something far more vital than their face. Just a thought.
I have visited Seattle once, and would love to go back. Gorgeous city.
Japan has everything! Mountains, tropics, oppressive cities, snow, and a profoundly bizarre culture. It's no surprise that Brooksiders wanna visit, 'cause Brooksiders got taste, yo.
Of course, I'm from Raytown...so...um...LOOK OVER THERE!
*runs*
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Psh. I'm not that mean...maybe...thanks for the idea.
OoOoOo. I want to go to a dark and rainy place in the forest and then just sit there for a while. Maybe go vampire hunting...I'll use glitter to camouflage.
Psh. I'm from up the block from the Market. Ha. Main St. represent!
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Oh yeah, that was another "favorite" moment. When we learned that vampires aren't afraid of the sunlight because they will die...but because they will sparkle.
And by "brains," zombies actually mean that they want to eat cotton candy.
And werewolves are nothing more than ill-tempered poodles.
And the Borg just want to cuddle.
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THE BORG! Well Jordie turned one of them into a emotional person.
Have you played Left 4 Dead Dos? Or Uno? Dang. I wish you had a 360 so we could play together. >
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I wish you had a PS3 so we could play together. But not everyone can be a flawless being of pure light like me, I guess.
I have not played L4D. I'm not big into zombies. I'm certainly not digging the sudden wave of zombie popularity.
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No one can be as lame as you...turn to the dark side....we have cookies...oh wait. No we don't; I ate them all.
True. I don't play that in the dark, either...well hardly....that is a seriously scary game. How do I even play video games? I'm so freaked out by them.
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We have cookies on the light side too. All the cookies you can eat, and you never get fat. It is the bee's knees.
Maybe you should just stick to playing the Wii. I don't think anyone gets scared playing the Wii.
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Omg I hate the light side. Its too...light...what kind of cookies? Chocolate? Chocolate chip? M&M? Some strange combination of sugar and rainbow? Sugar? Ginger snaps? Ack! Weee have pie on the dark side. HA! Pumpkin...apple...shnozzberry...all of them homemade. >
But...I hate the Wii, it doesn't have any blood and guts or anything higher than a PG rating. Booo. Okay. Its only Arkham Asylum that scurrs me. Well I have to be playing the zombie games with someone else not to freak out but you get my drift.
Holy Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ have you been to look at this conversation on my wall? You can't read the last few posts at all. DevieA is stupid about things like this...
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The only selling point of the Wii for me are the Mario games, and that's not a compelling enough reason to buy a whole console. Or maybe it is. I dunno.
Speaking of "scurry" things, have you seen this?
Answers You Need
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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! My mind has been fucked. Thanks a lot.
That wasn't too scurry. [link] It reminded me a lot of that...sooo I'm gonna try and put that ^ in a URL link code thing but I have no clue if its gonna work... [url=[link] ]The Cloak?[/url]
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That was incredibly awesome. You have made my day.
This is not nearly as good, but it's still good:
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