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# Comments

Comments: 34

Gstroh01 [2022-04-01 11:47:01 +0000 UTC]

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Furry-Slushie [2019-10-29 21:27:50 +0000 UTC]

Pork n cheese
Pork n cheese
Pork n cheese
Pork n cheese
Pork n cheese
Pork n cheese
Pork n cheese
Pork n cheese

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troublesomeTome In reply to Furry-Slushie [2019-11-03 04:00:05 +0000 UTC]

pepperony and cheas

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my-invader-mia [2019-09-09 00:22:31 +0000 UTC]

Buyo BuyoĀ 

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troublesomeTome In reply to my-invader-mia [2019-09-09 00:44:21 +0000 UTC]

Buyo Buyo Betris!

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Pernalta [2019-08-25 16:02:17 +0000 UTC]

i was gonna leave a regular everyday "thank u 4 watch" comment but your comment section emanates such a powerful energy i am stunned

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troublesomeTome In reply to Pernalta [2019-08-25 21:32:32 +0000 UTC]

i honestly have no idea what the fuck is happening in my comment section it scares me

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Pernalta In reply to troublesomeTome [2019-08-25 21:49:29 +0000 UTC]

its some truly cursed energy you have there

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Furry-Slushie [2019-08-17 01:54:57 +0000 UTC]

vore

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troublesomeTome In reply to Furry-Slushie [2019-08-25 00:36:24 +0000 UTC]

VorarephiliaĀ (oftenĀ shortenedĀ toĀ vore)Ā isĀ aĀ paraphilia Ā characterizedĀ byĀ theĀ eroticĀ desireĀ toĀ beĀ consumedĀ by,Ā orĀ sometimesĀ toĀ personallyĀ consume,Ā anotherĀ personĀ orĀ creature,Ā orĀ anĀ eroticĀ attractionĀ toĀ theĀ processĀ ofĀ eatingĀ inĀ generalpractice.[1] [2] [3] [4] Ā SinceĀ vorarephilicĀ fantasiesĀ cannotĀ usuallyĀ beĀ actedĀ outĀ inĀ reality,Ā theyĀ areĀ oftenĀ expressedĀ inĀ storiesĀ orĀ drawingsĀ sharedĀ onĀ theĀ Internet.[1] Ā TheĀ wordĀ vorarephiliaĀ isĀ derivedĀ fromĀ theĀ Latin Ā vorareĀ (toĀ "swallow "Ā orĀ "devour"),Ā andĀ AncientĀ Greek  φιλία (philĆ­a,Ā "love ").

TheĀ fantasyĀ usuallyĀ involvesĀ theĀ victimĀ beingĀ swallowedĀ whole,Ā thoughĀ occasionallyĀ theĀ victimsĀ areĀ chewedĀ up,Ā andĀ digestionĀ mayĀ orĀ mayĀ notĀ beĀ included.[1] [4] [5] Ā VoreĀ fantasiesĀ areĀ separatedĀ fromĀ sexualĀ cannibalism Ā becauseĀ theĀ livingĀ victimĀ isĀ normallyĀ swallowedĀ whole.[1] Ā SometimesĀ theĀ consumersĀ areĀ human,Ā butĀ anthropormorphizedĀ animals ,Ā normalĀ animals,Ā dragons,Ā andĀ enormousĀ snakesĀ alsoĀ appearĀ frequentlyĀ inĀ theseĀ fantasies.[1] Ā AfterĀ consumption,Ā theĀ enlargedĀ bellyĀ ofĀ theĀ consumerĀ isĀ oftenĀ describedĀ withĀ greatĀ care.[1] Ā VorarephilesĀ sometimesĀ preferĀ toĀ differentiateĀ betweenĀ softĀ voreĀ andĀ hardĀ vore;Ā softĀ voreĀ meansĀ theĀ victimĀ isĀ swallowedĀ wholeĀ andĀ alive,Ā andĀ mayĀ possiblyĀ comeĀ backĀ outĀ inĀ theĀ caseĀ ofĀ aĀ "non-fatal"Ā scenario,Ā whileĀ inĀ hardĀ voreĀ theĀ victimĀ goesĀ throughĀ aĀ moreĀ gruesome,Ā realisticĀ digestionĀ process,Ā oftenĀ gettingĀ chewedĀ upĀ beforehand.

VoreĀ isĀ mostĀ oftenĀ enjoyedĀ throughĀ pictures,Ā stories,Ā videos,Ā andĀ videoĀ games ,Ā andĀ itĀ canĀ appearĀ inĀ mainstreamĀ media.[6] Ā InĀ someĀ cases,Ā vorarephiliaĀ mayĀ beĀ describedĀ asĀ aĀ variationĀ ofĀ macrophilia Ā andĀ mayĀ combineĀ withĀ otherĀ paraphilias.[7] Ā ApartĀ fromĀ macrophilia,Ā voreĀ fantasiesĀ oftenĀ haveĀ themesĀ ofĀ BDSM ,Ā microphilia ,Ā pregnancyĀ fetishism ,Ā furryĀ fetishism ,Ā "unbirthing"Ā (aĀ desireĀ toĀ beĀ swallowedĀ wholeĀ intoĀ theĀ vaginaĀ andĀ returnedĀ toĀ theĀ uterus),Ā andĀ sexualĀ cannibalism.[1]

OneĀ caseĀ study Ā analysisĀ connectedĀ theĀ fantasyĀ withĀ sexualĀ masochism ,Ā andĀ suggestedĀ thatĀ itĀ couldĀ beĀ motivatedĀ byĀ aĀ desireĀ toĀ mergeĀ withĀ aĀ powerfulĀ otherĀ orĀ permanentlyĀ escapeĀ loneliness.[1] Ā WithĀ "noĀ knownĀ treatment"Ā forĀ vorarephilesĀ whoĀ feelĀ illĀ atĀ easeĀ withĀ theirĀ sexuality,Ā psychologistsĀ atĀ Toronto'sĀ CentreĀ forĀ AddictionĀ andĀ MentalĀ Health Ā haveĀ recommendedĀ tryingĀ toĀ "adjustĀ to,Ā ratherĀ thanĀ changeĀ orĀ suppress"Ā theĀ sexualĀ interest.[5] Ā MedicationĀ forĀ libidoĀ reductionĀ couldĀ beĀ usedĀ ifĀ deemedĀ necessary.[1]

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miniaturetigers [2019-08-04 05:08:04 +0000 UTC]

BOY EAT MY ASS JUST LIKE A CUPCAKE???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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troublesomeTome In reply to miniaturetigers [2019-08-04 22:54:17 +0000 UTC]

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Furry-Slushie [2019-04-20 22:08:40 +0000 UTC]

weed

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WingLessFear [2019-02-10 05:13:21 +0000 UTC]

HIT OR MISS
I GUESS THEY NEVER MMISS HUH?
YOU GOTĀ 
A
BOYFRIEND
BET
HE
DOESNT
KISS YA
(Mwah!~)
HE GON FIN ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA
HE GON SKRRRRRRT AND HIT THE DAB LIKE WIZ KHALIFAAAAAAAAA

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spinningparasols [2018-11-25 04:49:00 +0000 UTC]

I go outside, I smeel it
A mysterious verb is in the air...
I got an asthma fit
This is so unfair but I’m outside in the fresh air with the fresh air breathing in the fresh air

This song was sponsored by Miracle GroĀ 
Tastes good, Jim!Ā 
I gotta pay my bills tho...
Please buy soil at Lowes.com i’m lonelyĀ 

I go outside
(It’s dark!)
I touch the grass
(It’s dark!)
I eat the dirt
(It’s dirt!)
It’s dark outside
(It’s dark!)

I go outside
(It’s dark!)
I touch the grass
(It’s dark!)
I eat the dirt
(It’s dirt!)
It’s dark outside

Why don’t you retweet my tweet?
You know that’d be real neat
That dirt on your feet...
Looks like a real treat!Ā 
(Jim!)

I might be a worm
But at least my rhymes are firm
They call me Earthworm Len
…………………. yea

Where’s my shovel?
(It’s dark!)
Shit I opened Skype and I can’t get it to stop
(It’s dark!)
GHOST and Aria are bullying Ponko!
(It’s dirt!)
It’s dark outside

Give a standing ovationĀ 
For every crustacean
A worm? He’s an earthworm!
A big boy worm!

Take a munch of the good crunch!Ā 
If it’s crunchy and good, it’s a good munch!
If you have a good time it’s a good crunch!Ā 
Think of a crunch: If it’s a munch, its goodĀ 

Is it possible? Can it happen?
Can’t have the crunch without the munchĀ 
It’s like a good relationship
You don’t want an unhealthy crumch

Buying 72,000 birds on Amazon Prime
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s cool!
That’s pretty cool!

Oi oi oi, break it up lads!
It’s the official Ponko song!
Ponko ponko!
It’s dark outside!

[gasps] LISTEN!
… listen
Do you hear it?

Fortify the night,
For the soil of the Gods
Is in my veins, in my heart
Nevermore, nevermore
Shall you take what was mine
For the soil of the Gods
Is in the visceral remainsĀ 
Forever

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troublesomeTome In reply to spinningparasols [2018-11-25 06:32:36 +0000 UTC]

Ideas forming out of thin air
These indulgences none can compare
So many flavors that one would abhor
Even though I’ve had enough, I still demand:

Give me VORE

I need a whole personality
Something inordinately sweet
Order anything you’d like
Nothing’s changing my mind

I don’t care how unhealthy it is
ā€˜Cus there isn’t anything I’d rather be

Call me obsequious, I guess I’m a bit dramatic
Sometimes my appetite is eerily erratic
Give me your dire expectations, and I’ll consume perfection
You are what you eat, after all

Everything
Combines into one
So many flavors that one would abhor
And I know I’ve had enough, I’ve gone too far

Now that I’ve become a full-course identity
Take a bite of me
I hope that I’ve become a favorable delicacy
That I’m worth something

I’ll eat ā€˜em all, the thoughts of anyone I’ll ever meet
Just to make them happy
Wondering why I’m a burden, or so it seems
Aren’t I everything?

Maybe if I try a little harder, it will be okay
One day
Keep on eating more and more
Divide my life away
Into servingsĀ 
And go beyond the point of no return

I know I’m subservient, but all of this is necessary
Sometimes my appetite is violently contraryĀ 
Irreconcilable perceptions appeal to my obsessionsĀ 
The nausea is overwhelmingĀ 

Whether I’ve been caramelized or rotten to the core
Which one should I be?
ā€˜Cus I dunno who I’m supposed to be anymore
And it’s sickening

I’ll overeat the implications of your thoughts
Just to make you happy
Nonetheless, I feel my insides are tied in knots
Aren’t I more than everything?

I’m a recipe for entropy
I’m too overwhelming
Give me your validation
I can taste your apprehension

These flavors of personality are
Hindering my likeability
My impulsive desire, my appetite has
Spoiled my urge to satisfy

Everyone will like me more without it
Everyone will like me more without it

Now that I’ve become the perfect identity
Take a bite of me
I hope that I’ve become a flavorless delicacy
That I’m good enough

And now that I’ve become the perfect identity
What else do you need?
ā€˜Cus I dunno who I’m supposed to be anymore
And I’m starving

I’ll purge ā€˜em all, the thoughts of anyone I’ll ever meet
Why aren’t you happy?
Nonetheless, I know my insides are empty
Aren’t I more than everything?

Ah!

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spinningparasols [2018-11-25 04:48:19 +0000 UTC]

Yesterday, I ate bread Yesterday, I ate bread Yesterday, I ate bread, with a bit of milk to gulp it down Yesterday, I ate bread, topped up with some strawberry jam Yesterday night, something happened. I’d heard some noise somewhere, it sounded like a scream By the way, this may be off-topic, but a minimart just opened up in this neighbourhood It’s an emergency, I’ve already forgotten. I put on some earplugs, then went to bed I drank some sleeping pills, then went to bed Zzz… Zzz... Zzz… Rest well now Yesterday, I ate bread Yesterday, I ate bread Yesterday, I ate delicious bread The loan, it’s gotten larger & larger Yesterday, I ate bread I ate, something that looked like bread How about you, what will you be having? As for me, I̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶b̶r̶e̶a̶d I ate bread It’s tasty, ah, bread is so tasty As long as I could have bread and 10 million Ā„, that’s happiness there To make bread, you mix in yeast and knead To make bread, you mix in yeast and knead Yesterday, I ate bread Yesterday, I ate bread I ate, bread that’s almost gone bad Pyramids, their shape is always triangular Yesterday, I got used to eating bread I’ve gotten used to, what is called bread Yesterday, I ate bread Tomorrow, what will I be having? Yesterday, I ate bread Yesterday, I ate bread Yesterday, I ate delicious bread The loan, it’s gotten larger & larger Yesterday, I ate bread I ate, something that looked like bread What about you, what will you be having? As for me, I̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶b̶r̶e̶a̶d I ate bread At this moment, I’m so happy I’ve forgotten myself I’ve been bearing the brunt of others’ scorn, and then died Placed in the obituary, my picture was then sold Yesterday, I ate bread It’s mixed in within my stomach


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troublesomeTome In reply to spinningparasols [2018-11-25 06:35:38 +0000 UTC]

Ask again if there's something that you don't know,
Ask again for my past and what I've done.

Would you try that for me? Would you try for me?

I gotta say that I've been pounded before,
But I still don't know what is making love.

Would you try that for me? Would you try for me?

Maybe I'm mad,
Maybe I've gone too far, not that far,
Maybe I am sad,
Because I really want you so bad.
Touch my face,
Keep touching everywhere, forever,
Touch me from behind,
Through my guts and rip my heart.


What if we are more than friends?
What if what I feel is like heaven?
Will you cure my loneliness?
I see there's more people that up behind you,
Don't worry I'll find what to do.

Don't worry for what people are gonna think,
Don't worry for that just come and hug me.


Just chill and sit your free, just chill and feel me.

I wanna turn on the atmosphere, that's my urge
every time that I get to see your (OwO).


Just chill and sit your free, just chill and fill me.

Maybe I'm mad,Ā 
Maybe I've gone too far, not that far,Ā 
Maybe I am sad,Ā 
Because I really want you so bad.Ā 
Touch my face,Ā 
Keep touching everywhere, forever,Ā 
Touch me from behind,Ā 
Through my guts and rip my heart.Ā 
Ā 
What if we are more than friends?Ā 
What if what I feel is like heaven?Ā 
Will you cure my loneliness?Ā 
I see there's more people that up behind you,
Don't worry I'll find what to do.Ā 
Ā 
Just say my name while I'm tearing my feelings,

Say it like you used to do before, before...
Don't mind if I keep repeating repeating every single lyric of my songs
I hope so...

What if we are more than friends?Ā 
What if what I feel is like heaven?Ā 
Will you cure my loneliness?Ā 
I see there's more people that up behind you,
Don't worry I'll find what to do.Ā 

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spinningparasols [2018-10-24 02:18:55 +0000 UTC]

(OCHIN~)
To who or whom, at just one glance
A bluffing fraud of what's romance
The only issue I can see,
it's one lonely emergency

Allured, attracted or charmed to
who I'm liking or what I have,
But you're overlooking my appeal!
(Don't do it-do it-do it-do it!)

The human beings preference at,
I'm liking this or I liked that
A satisfy orgasm--nation!
Overflowing, over and over!

The reeling of entering this
land of bliss cannot be missed
is taking in my eight-point lovin'
hot machine: the Valigarmanda!

PE PE PE PE PE PE (NIS NIS NIS NIS) ~~~~
PE PE PE PE PE PE (NIS NIS NIS) ~~~~~~
PE PE PE PE PE PE PE PE PE ~~~~~~
(NIS NIS NIS NIS NIS NIS NIS) ~~~

Reaching to a point I
can't take it anymore
You're the one this
climax is throbbin' for
Teasin' with a 'love ya',
pleasure climbin' to the top
While grippin' hold on
your identi-ty-ty-ty

Coming to admit you can't
hate this dreamy boy
And what? Feel that? I told
'cha you can't handle it
What you don't know that I
love to hate the frustation
Why can't you see the
results are so gigantic!

And don't hide and seek when you
can take-take-take a peak, 'kay?

(OCHIN~)
One 'Three, Two, One', two waking up
And fall in love for making love
Tear me to pieces with our secret,
hah, my words are a weakness, is it?

Now it's your turn to use your words
To sweep me in your dreamy realm
That must be why you think that's why
You're flowing with
these feelings, right?

Let's see what gets you racing fast
By stripping out a fantasy
You moan a groan, I breath a sigh
(Be gentle, please? Dummy!)

Those heaping loads of "I want you!"
And it comes right up,
and your time's run out
Game over to an easy mode, get
ready for the final level!

One touchin' from a filthy
rich, dirty bitch then
I fall with a meltin'
screamin' "I need you"
Oh! Caught me in an error trap,
without a care! Just don't
put your tongue there! If you dare,
I'll break into this crazy love game!

Quickly it became a fiercing situation
You're the one I'm
showing who is the best
Strategies in hand and
skills to master any rule
I'll dominate with a
plus minus a plus score

Running out or turning back,
it's our secret to take
And what was that? What came
out was a bit too late?
Aren't you aware you've
consumed my sinning love potion
'Cause your emotions ain't
stopping the gigantic -
And don't side-track! There's no
forgiving what I'll do, 'kay?

My ochin isn't one small wee, what's
an "O.T.N." is abbreviation for
"triangle circle square XX"; a serving
combination for women and men. And
easily it now can be one big assemble,
some 'ochins' come in how many
that's possible.They can be removal
to a few individuals, few cases in
places some penises are portable.
Though we won't want that to come
and then attach cause to come and
then attract is the main sates-fact.
Please fasten your seatbelts is what
I do advise; lock, hold and tight and
you'll enjoy the ride. And the word
'ochin' as a sex word usually just
doesn't quite have the same right
chemistry.. So then therefore, and
for you especially, the following
symbol is completely necessary!

Reaching to a point I
can't take it anymore
You're the one this
climax is throbbin' for
Teasin' with a 'love ya',
pleasure climbin' to the top
While grippin' hold on
your identi-ty-ty-ty

Coming to admit you can't
hate this dreamy boy
And what? Feel that? I told
'cha you can't handle it
What you don't know that I
love to hate the frustation
Why can't you see the
results are so gigantic!

So cross your heart, if
you lie, pistol in my hand
A finger to the trigger,
shoot the climax with a bang!

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troublesomeTome In reply to spinningparasols [2018-10-24 02:21:18 +0000 UTC]

18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!Ā 
Big hard throbbin cocks wantin to be sucked!Ā 
18 naked cowboys wantin to be fucked!Ā 
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!Ā 
On their knees wantin to suck cowboy cocks!Ā 
Ram Ranch really rocks!Ā 
Hot hard buff cowboys their cocks throbbin hard!Ā 
18 more wild cowboys out in the yard!Ā 
Big bulging cocks ever so hard!Ā 
Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch!Ā 
Big hard throbbin cocks rammin cowboy butt!Ā 
Like a breed a ram wantin to rut!Ā 
Big hard throbbin cocks getting sucked real deep!Ā 
Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep!Ā 
Ram Ranch … it ROCKS!Ā 
Cowboys love big hard throbbin cocks!Ā 
Yea young Wrangler cowboy … got ya in the back of my Ram truck! You're butthole … I'm gonna fuck!Ā 
Suck this big hard 12 inch studcock deep down ya throat!Ā 
Suck it up n down up n down up n down n up n down!Ā 
Plunging deep down ya throat! Grabbin the back of ya head and rammin big hard studcock deep down ya throat!Ā 
Slappin ya mouth with big meatcock! Suck it! Suck it! Suck it! Suck that big hard 12 inch meatcock!Ā 
Rammin deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep!Ā 
Rammin this big hard 12 inch meatcock deep! Rammin this big hard cock deep in ya!Ā 
Take ya Wrangler rodeo boy blue jeans n cowboy boots off!Ā 
Spread those butt cheeks wide - fingering your butthole!Ā 
Sliding big hard 12 inch studcock deep inside! Spread those legs wide -lift ya butt high …!Ā 
Deep inside ya -- rammin ya American cowboy butt!Ā 
Riding your butthole! Big hard cock ramming ya American soul!Ā 
Deep inside ya -- rammining ya cowboy butt!Ā 
Kissin ya wild cowboy mouth! Tongue rammin …! Lips meltin!Ā 
Lick that 12 inch cock it n drink it … every drop … hot American cowboy!Ā 
Swallow every drop …!Ā 
Want ya in my bunk! Wantt ya for my bitchboy to feed ya n fuck ya!Ā 
Want to fuck ya with this 12 inch cock! In ya butthole it will dock!

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spinningparasols [2018-10-24 02:18:50 +0000 UTC]

(OCHIN~)
To who or whom, at just one glance
A bluffing fraud of what's romance
The only issue I can see,
it's one lonely emergency

Allured, attracted or charmed to
who I'm liking or what I have,
But you're overlooking my appeal!
(Don't do it-do it-do it-do it!)

The human beings preference at,
I'm liking this or I liked that
A satisfy orgasm--nation!
Overflowing, over and over!

The reeling of entering this
land of bliss cannot be missed
is taking in my eight-point lovin'
hot machine: the Valigarmanda!

PE PE PE PE PE PE (NIS NIS NIS NIS) ~~~~
PE PE PE PE PE PE (NIS NIS NIS) ~~~~~~
PE PE PE PE PE PE PE PE PE ~~~~~~
(NIS NIS NIS NIS NIS NIS NIS) ~~~

Reaching to a point I
can't take it anymore
You're the one this
climax is throbbin' for
Teasin' with a 'love ya',
pleasure climbin' to the top
While grippin' hold on
your identi-ty-ty-ty

Coming to admit you can't
hate this dreamy boy
And what? Feel that? I told
'cha you can't handle it
What you don't know that I
love to hate the frustation
Why can't you see the
results are so gigantic!

And don't hide and seek when you
can take-take-take a peak, 'kay?

(OCHIN~)
One 'Three, Two, One', two waking up
And fall in love for making love
Tear me to pieces with our secret,
hah, my words are a weakness, is it?

Now it's your turn to use your words
To sweep me in your dreamy realm
That must be why you think that's why
You're flowing with
these feelings, right?

Let's see what gets you racing fast
By stripping out a fantasy
You moan a groan, I breath a sigh
(Be gentle, please? Dummy!)

Those heaping loads of "I want you!"
And it comes right up,
and your time's run out
Game over to an easy mode, get
ready for the final level!

One touchin' from a filthy
rich, dirty bitch then
I fall with a meltin'
screamin' "I need you"
Oh! Caught me in an error trap,
without a care! Just don't
put your tongue there! If you dare,
I'll break into this crazy love game!

Quickly it became a fiercing situation
You're the one I'm
showing who is the best
Strategies in hand and
skills to master any rule
I'll dominate with a
plus minus a plus score

Running out or turning back,
it's our secret to take
And what was that? What came
out was a bit too late?
Aren't you aware you've
consumed my sinning love potion
'Cause your emotions ain't
stopping the gigantic -
And don't side-track! There's no
forgiving what I'll do, 'kay?

My ochin isn't one small wee, what's
an "O.T.N." is abbreviation for
"triangle circle square XX"; a serving
combination for women and men. And
easily it now can be one big assemble,
some 'ochins' come in how many
that's possible.They can be removal
to a few individuals, few cases in
places some penises are portable.
Though we won't want that to come
and then attach cause to come and
then attract is the main sates-fact.
Please fasten your seatbelts is what
I do advise; lock, hold and tight and
you'll enjoy the ride. And the word
'ochin' as a sex word usually just
doesn't quite have the same right
chemistry.. So then therefore, and
for you especially, the following
symbol is completely necessary!

Reaching to a point I
can't take it anymore
You're the one this
climax is throbbin' for
Teasin' with a 'love ya',
pleasure climbin' to the top
While grippin' hold on
your identi-ty-ty-ty

Coming to admit you can't
hate this dreamy boy
And what? Feel that? I told
'cha you can't handle it
What you don't know that I
love to hate the frustation
Why can't you see the
results are so gigantic!

So cross your heart, if
you lie, pistol in my hand
A finger to the trigger,
shoot the climax with a bang!

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troublesomeTome In reply to spinningparasols [2018-10-24 02:22:26 +0000 UTC]

T-t-t-
The class next door has someone I’ve been a little interested in lately, this girl
Pretty heartshine smile ā€œkyuuteā†‘ā€
No, no, no, no!
It’s not like I like you or anything!
I’d only just, just a bit, a bit, a bit,
My eyes just started following you on their own, I swear!

So I say, but c'mon, see, I’m pretty head over heels for you
And I can’t memorize what I’m studying at all, crap!
I want you to factor (for me!) In my delusions, expanding formulas (Solve! Solve!)

It’s come to this, cross dimensions, go! Let it go!
Inside you, directly, leaving nothing behind,
I’m summiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!

ā€œHaa…Haa…So cute…You’re so cute…Haaā€¦ā€
ā€œStop! Stop! I said stop! Stop it…!ā€
ā€œI told you to goddamn stop.ā€
ā€œYes, ma'amā€¦ā€

pi pi pi
I shoot it out with peace
Re:Say→Wholehearted Self-Restraint
Riding a wave of technique,
my desire to do it goes up and up
I’m kinda kinda kinda kinda
getting excited
Your, your, your
fucking!

Show me, show me more
Show me, show me properly
Show me, try to seduce me
ABCDEF good guy
But hold on, hold on a bit,
In the end, I can’t hold on!
Puberty is the time of wanting that
ā€˜cause I’m a boy…

T-t-t-
There’s this 3rd-year, a beautiful, adultlike, knowledgeable, kind senpai
If you let me get this close to your face…
My heart won’t stop pounding (aahn) //
Sneaking a peek at your shirt collar’s gap
And your 5cm-folded skirt is the best!
You noticed, but in the end…
ā€œWhere do you think you’re looking?!ā€
You spank me a.k.a. reward me

Tonight’s side dish is mackerel? (Non, non)
Pork fried with ginger? (Non, non)
Q. Sketch a parabola on senpai.
A. Convex up there, convex down there
I did πr2 (pi r squared) and let it out
Formulas, youth, and desires
I can’t stop my instinct, my XXX
shit! shit! Say Good Bye

ā€œWho do you pick?ā€
ā€œPlease make your decision.ā€
ā€œU…uu…um…um…then…both///ā€
ā€œWhat???!!!ā€
ā€œI’m very sorryyyyyy!!ā€

pi pi pi
I shoot it out with peace
Re:Say→Wholehearted Self-Restraint
Riding a wave of technique, Breaking
First one to be out
No, no, no, don’t
I’m dizzy
My, my, my fucking!

Further, further, even further
Further, further, properly
Further, raise your voice
ABCDEF good guy
But listen, listen a bit,Ā 
In the end, this BPM’s dangerous!
This is the age where we want that
A boy’s…

Just a bit, hey
Just a bit, show meĀ 
Just a bit, c'mon
ā€œWait, is that Boyļ½ž?!ā€
Just a bit, hey
Just a bit, show me
Just a bit…
Also, you have a LINE? lol

Stand Bow Bow Stand Be seated
Stand Bow Bow Be seated Stand
Be seated Bow Bow Be seated Be seated
Be seated Bow Bow Be seated Be seated
Be seated Stand Bow Bow Bow Bow Bow Bow Bow Stand

Let’s put our hands together in thanks
Everyone, happily dig in.
Goodbye triangle
See you again square
Sensei, everyone
the great pinkost

I shoot it out with peace
Re:Say→Wholehearted Self-Restraint
Riding a wave of technique,
my desire to do it goes up and up
I’m kinda kinda kinda kinda
getting excited
Your, your, your fucking!

Show me, show me more
Show me, show me properly
Show me, try to seduce me
ABCDEF good guy
But hold on, hold on a bit,
In the end, I can’t hold on!
Puberty is the time of wanting that
'cause I’m a boy!
Mozuku seaweed!

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spinningparasols [2018-10-24 02:17:24 +0000 UTC]

AWOOGAĀ eyes pop out of sockets

hnnnnnnfĀ nose bleeds

I wonder what this beautiful woman's vagina sounds like

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spinningparasols [2018-10-24 02:16:38 +0000 UTC]

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spinningparasols [2018-10-24 02:16:22 +0000 UTC]

šŸ¤•Hit šŸ‘Š or miss😳 I guess šŸ¤”they šŸ‘‰never āŒ miss, huh šŸ˜•šŸ˜•? You šŸ™Œgot 🤪a boyfriendšŸ˜, I bet šŸŽ°šŸ˜¶he 😨doesn't šŸ‘Žkiss 😘😘 ya🤭 mwahšŸ’– 😻He 🧐gon' find šŸ”šŸ” another girl šŸ‘¶ 🤩and he 😮won't😤 missšŸ‘Œ yašŸ™€ He 🤤gon' 😲skrrt and hit šŸ‘ŠšŸ‘Š the dabšŸ˜Ž like šŸ˜„šŸ˜„ Wiz 🤠KhalifašŸ¤‘

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troublesomeTome In reply to spinningparasols [2018-10-24 02:17:01 +0000 UTC]

I AMTIRED OF HAVING MY HEART ļøBROKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 THE NEXT PERSON TO BREAK MY HEART BETTER SQUARE THE FUCK UP BECAUSE IM NOT PLAYING NO MORESEND THIS TO 16 OTHER SLUTSWHO HAVE THEIR HEART BROKEN

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spinningparasols [2018-10-24 02:16:19 +0000 UTC]

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spinningparasols [2018-10-24 02:16:15 +0000 UTC]

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spinningparasols [2018-10-24 02:15:46 +0000 UTC]

your anus hasn't been stretched to 2.7 inches? what a loser. i, for one, always make sure to do my practice every night. i slowly lube my anus and insert foreign objects, always making sure that i pack them in. when my girlfriend walks into the room, i shout "surprise" and ass blast her with all the things i have up my butt. usually its something like rubik's cubes, cameras, toothpicks, and small fighter jets. she usually screams out loud before realising its just my daily anal extension practise, and after that we have a drink together and laugh the night away. honestly, i think my anus can stretch up to 12 inches now. i have the capacity to pull my stomach out and just manually empty it if i ate something that's not great for my body. 10/10 would recommend

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spinningparasols [2018-10-24 02:15:17 +0000 UTC]


Omg haiĀ ___^Ā I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!!Ā ______________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=IĀ looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! ā€œ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!ā€ I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I amĀ ___Ā he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (^O^) (^O^) (^O^)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled ā€œUH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)ā€ then sasuke held me close =____=Ā and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (________<)Ā _________________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

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troublesomeTome In reply to spinningparasols [2018-10-24 02:15:45 +0000 UTC]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. šŸ˜‚

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid šŸ˜Ž

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spinningparasols [2018-10-24 02:14:54 +0000 UTC]

notices bulge OwO whats this?

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big ooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing Ā·///Ā· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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troublesomeTome In reply to spinningparasols [2018-10-24 02:15:17 +0000 UTC]

Boy eat my ass just like a cupcake
go an' tongue my ass crack
I want us to have nasty ass sex
because my gay ass knows no bounds
Riding that dick like i'm on the Tower of Terror
He asked me if I liked furekake and I told him that I like burekake
Lefty Cappuccino his dick cause the foam so good
Sex so dirty that we gonna get intestinal distress
Baby go get the two midgets and the ladderĀ 
cause we gonna do the Tennessee Log Jammer
His dick so bomb it destroyed me like Hiroshima
I be drinking Dilk to get them strong ass bones
Popping boners like Xanax
Succumbing to ThreesomesĀ 
Fucking mutualsĀ 
Getting fingered while I'm topping
Watch me beat it

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spinningparasols [2018-10-24 02:14:51 +0000 UTC]

notices bulge OwO whats this?

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big ooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing Ā·///Ā· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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