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"Jack Useless"
# Statistics
Favourites: 2; Deviations: 10; Watchers: 23
Watching: 0; Pageviews: 4448; Comments Made: 36; Friends: 0
# Comments
Comments: 15
You sneaky bastard
What do you have like 4 da accounts?
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You are like a walking terms of service violation.
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wtf is a service violation?
heh.
not that i care.
honestly though, that wasn't supposed to happen!
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Have any other secret identities you want to come clean about? I'll never be able to flirt with anyone at da because I'll be so paranoid they are really you 
So let's see, who else could you be... Omg... the King of All Cosmos? It all makes sense now!
[and if you don't know the king, you need to get cultured bro]
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Interesting work in your gallery. The textures carry through even being just an image on the screen and I think that's awesome. I'll be keeping an eye on you!
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hello ther.
wow i like your art.
anyways how are you?
^-^
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fuck. like i didn't know that
already.
don't we have an anniversary
coming up? 4 years?
damn how time flies when
you're***fill in answer here***.
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if youre so funny, then why are you on your own tonight?
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and what happens when the one you love keeps living, without you there?
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god.
don't tell you're actually surprised by that.
the one thing you can always count on,...
when it comes to love,...
expect the worse.
and look at the bright side,...
you always got me!
okokok...
that probably pissed you off.
/rolls eyes and hands the quervo to walter with a lemon wedge
then slips in 'life aquatic',...
defoe is such a riot in this!
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