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"Uwe"
# Statistics
Favourites: 11; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 0
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# Comments
Comments: 29
Well, if it isn't Mister Craptastic himself. I've seen the shit you post on YouTube, I laughed at every single rant you posted about Hollywood, alongside of the videos about you calling out other movie directors who successfully made more money than you ever did, and lastly, I have seen your horrid abominations like Postal. That movie was the worst piece of fucking shitload of trash I have ever seen. All your movies are crap from what online critics have mentioned. They despise you, especially your horrid atrocities you have ever brought from the unholy turd you even shat out of your asshole. Buuuut, aside from all the mass criticism about your shit-tastic piece of garbage, I'm glad you finally quit the movie making industry, and so are the video game and movie fans. You know why? Because everyone knows that you make pretty obvious foul garbage, and know that you're nothing but a money-grubbing fuckhead after finding that German tax-loophole. Now that it's finally closed, we're glad your reign of terror of making terrible video game-based movies are finally over. Now the fellow gamers and movie goers can finally live in harmony without you having to ruin any of the greatest loved video game franchises of all time. I do hope you keep playing golf until you're finally dead. Keep using up all that money to play as much golf as you want you pathetic excuse for a human-being. Your movies were nothing but a bunch of cringeworthy abominations, and make other gamers want to kill themselves. Good-fucking-bye you evil son of a bitch.
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WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN...MY NAME IS TEDDY ...I AM 7 YEARS OLD WITH BLOND HAIR AND SCARY EYES. I HAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH, YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO 15 DIFFERENT PEOPLE...YOU CANNOT SEND IT TO ME FOR I HAVE ALREADY SENT IT TO YOU
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I have to say, I am not a big fan of your movies. However, I understand that making films based on existing work can be hard because no matter what you do, some angry nerd will find something wrong. So, yeah, keep doing your thing.
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you should try making Metal Gear Solid the movie, man.
somebody will shot you in the face.
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Uwe, your movies are hideous abominations. You should get a real job because this is not the job for you. Maybe you could get a nice temp job smashing rocks with your thick skull. That's the only thing you're qualified to do. I bet you'd probably fail at that too. Soon, you're just going to be another hobo scrounging for food in Berlin, while the rest of the world attempts tp forget about your horrendous movies, the likes of which shall never see the light of day again.
These horrors that you call movies are too bad to even be seen on MST3K.
Face it, nobody wants to see your films. Bury the hatchet that you chopped up cinema with, and do something else, anything else, as long as it doesn't remotely involve videogame-based movies.
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Dude he's always been a jackass. It took you THIS long to find out?
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you cant tell with this guy. one minute he's an asshole bashing the entire film industry, the other he's laughing with his co workers talking about how much of a great guy he is.
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holy crap your actually him! You know when you feel like you have to watch a bad movie? Thats what I use your movies for. For awhile I felt sorry for you, becuase your actors said you were nice! But after that video about your petition I think your a smug jackass! Im probably going to make a video about you, so watch my youtube account [link]
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thank you sir ill be posting more up in the future
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Hey Boll... The Petition is at 173k. Yesterday it was at less then 120k. 50K in less then a day. Ready to quit?
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Internet petitions mean nothing, little boy. All the signatures were probably signed by a small group of children like you multiple times.
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if you think that is happening why did you even hold the petition
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Uwe, your films completely and utterly flop at the box office. Yet you go on to say you are the best film maker out there? And that all the critics who dislike your films know nothing? Uwe, if that were true roughly 99.999999% of the population of movie goers would be wrong and "uneducated." Numbers don't lie Uwe.
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You know, I haven't been too interested in your movies in the past. I'm not really into Video Game movies (just a personal preference) but I have to say your upcoming Postal movie has me intrigued. The more I hear about the Postal movie, more its drumming up my interest. Is this your first attempt at a comedy film?
If it is, maybe you should consider attempting more comedy projects. Its a genre with a broad mainstream appeal and I think it would suit your film-making style quite nicely.
I typically don't watch videogame movies, but I'm definitely going to shell my money for a ticket to see Postal when it comes out in the U.S. If only because I like to reward people when they experiment and try new things. 
I hope it does well in the Box Office. Good luck, Uwe!
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Bloodrayne and Alone in the dark made me want to gouge out my eyes. This is your fault for RAPING good VG franchises.
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Don't listen to them Uwe Boll! I still think your great, and your the only director who cares about video games. I know everybody is going to hate me for this, but I want you to still make more game movies. I hope you think about making an X-COM movie one day, since I *am* an X-COM fan. Here's some games I think you should look at and think about making into movies:
X-COM UFO Defense:
[link]
X-COM Apocalypse:
[link]
Bioshock:
[link]
Z:
[link]
Star Control:
[link]
Thief:
[link]
Dungeon Keeper:
[link]
[link]
Fallout:
[link]
Of course, I know you don't have the resources to make most of those games into movies, and you don't seem to be that interested in big Sci-Fi or Fantasy storys. But still, I just wanted you to see them, and see what would happen.
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Ha,Ha!..?
Listen , if you all think this is the 'uweboll' whatever shit believe in it, but if he's so important Germany he won't join DA, dA is an art site not a critique site, crits won't help you get better since the drawer is the one who improves kk.
so whoever you are, don't pretend you are the uwe guy, because people around 40 don't play video games anymore. some do yea, but not people like him, have you ever seen bush on tv yelling around ' I PLAYED SILENT HILLZORS AND I LURVE IT BUY ITTTTTTSS FOR ZY COMPANYSSSSSS!!'
No 
here is a nice helping tip ;
ask the artist if it's ok to give critique, if not? than just leave and search further.
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'thanks' for the crit dude,not needed anyway.
if you like to critique,FIRST take a look at the deviation,if it says critique not desired,it means we don't want crits,you did twice the same at my page,so stay off plz k tnx if you don't have anything usefull to do..==;
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Are you the...?
Can't be. Uwe said in an interview he doesn't play video games!
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"Only the foolish believes suffering is just wages for being different."
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I didnt think it was him either!
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Of course I play video games. Lately I don't have the time to as much though.
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thanks for the comment! and I like your art
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