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0megaZero — Greatest Act of Evil In Gaming
Published: 2010-12-17 01:14:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 1937; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 0
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... Or at least making her look like a realistic version of Samus Aran.lol Face it: Wesker has topped all villians in gaming by doing the unimagineable: Putting the original RE girl through quite the makeover...
Wesker: ... In my perfect world there will be complete global saturation and Samus Aran will be my wife...
Jill: *WTF look while being mind controlled.*
Enjoy!
Wesker and Jill belong to Capcom
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i can't find any direct. i have to do this by memory.
"Well isn't this just a big family reunion?"
"What?"
*Jill takes off her cloak*
(not orginal)
"...who the bloody hell is that?"(Sheva.)
"...i really...don't know..."
"um...it's Jill?"
"oh...well..."
(back to original, 5 seconds later.)
Chris Redfield: [Jill has him pinned to the ground] Jill! Come on! It's me, Chris! Snap out of it!
Albert Wesker: Nice move, Chris. But now that you... 'partner' has arrived, I'll leave you two to catch up.
Chris Redfield: [Jill increases the hold, making him scream in pain] Get yourself together, Jill! Wake up, Jill Valentine!
"...5 seconds ago, you had no idea who i was."(Jill)
"oooooh!you just got bloody served!"(Sheva)
"stfu and help me damnit!>.<"
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The only thing what can top this however is to make Sakura from Street Fighter cry.
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Not really. XD Sakura would get over it.
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I know, right? XD So how are you?
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im good, just got finished watching splice
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Gotcha. I've been playing alot of RE5 today so I made this little poster. XD
Anyway, glad ot hear you're doing alright.
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You're welcome.
Well, I hope I will be able to meet your standards with what I decide to make you.
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its always the thought that counts, im sure i will like it :3
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Yeah... Oh yeah, I did make a little story for Orion and Neige... Some of our old RP's were nice inspiration for it all in the end... Also in addition to the story about the Area Zero defense force, I am going to make a parody mini-series of some of the Megaman cast parodying the Resident Evil series. lol
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Yeah. XD Want to know who some of the cast would be?
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Zero - Chris Redfield
Neige - Jill Valentine
Hibou - Barry Burton
Brise - Rebecca Chambers
Gate - William Birkin
Orion - Albert Wesker
Physis - Billy Coen
Craft - Nemesis
Ciel - Alexia Ashford
Layer - Excella Gionne
Elpizo - Sergei Vladimir
Iris - Sheva Alomar
And many more.
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Yeah. Any you are looking forward to? And want some examples of what it would be like?
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-Neige scene-
Neige: *In the RE3 segment, looking at Craft.* ... Even in this parody, you have to constantly stalk me...
Craft: S.T.A.R.S.....
Neige: I know, I know... I find it flattering and all but I've moved on! And I'm saving myself for when I get cornered by Orion in a desperate attempt to stop his evil plans and when he makes me his mind controlled slave! (Neige is Jill partly to parody the concept of some fans liking WeskerxJill with the focus reason being RE5, so Neige does have her moments like this. XD)
Craft: S.T.A.R.S!
Neige: Have you considered online dating?
-Zero scene-
Zero: *Whistling a theme song to himself while driving in Africa in the RE5 section.* Gonna go to Africa~ Gonna save the day~ Gonna get a new partner~ -Oh god I hope I don't end up with a mary sue like that Alice chick... Oh wait are we parodying the movies or the games? .... The games? 'kay. (There was going to be a quick part cuttng to Orion, but thats for the final version. XD) *Arrives and jumps out* I'm here to save the day!
Iris: Hello, and welcome to Africa... I-*Glomped by Zero.*
Zero: I have just met you, and I LOVE you!
Iris: *Blushing with a WTF look.*
-Orion scene-
Orion: *Contacting whoever is going to be Ada Wong.* You are to go to Racoon City, infiltrate the Umbrella labs, and obtain the Neige photo gallery.... er.... I mean the G-Virus sample..... *Talking fast in semi-panic* You are to keep your mission confidential and keep it secret at all tmes! *Ends transmission.*
Whoever is going to be Ada, possibly Levi: *WTF face.*
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XD Which was your favorite?
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Neige's "online dateing" thing to Craft XDD
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XDD Well, want one more scene which you may find overall the funniest?
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sure i can always use a good laugh
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Gate: *Walking with Orion through the Arklay Research Facility* When you take this virus, you will possibly incredible power...
Orion: 'Kay... So is it done yet?
Gate: No.
Orion: Now?
Gate: No.
Orion: ... Now?
Gate: ... No?
Orion: ........... Now?
Gate: No!!
Orion: Then why aren't you working on it now? I mean I have been expecting you to finish it soon based off how obsessively you stay down in that lab!
*Later, during the events of the first Resident Evil.*
Orion: *Reading the instructions on how to inject the virus.* Okay... So make sure needle is clean... Check... Inject... Check... And... *Notices Zero and Neige come in to discover the lab.* Oh you've got to be kidding me...
Zero: *Looking at the clip board with data on the Tyrant.* What could they be doing down here?
Orion: *Holding them at gunpoint* ... Zero... You've done well to make it this far...
Zero: Orion??
Neige: Orion? *Chibi eyes*
Orion: Tonight was an excellent night to gather data on Umbrella's biological weaponry, and its effectiveness against flesh-and-blood trained combatants...
Neige: Wait... You set us up?
Orion: Pretty much.
Zero: Orion you fiend! *Points at him* That means you must have forced Hibou into luring us into traps by threatening his wife and two daughters, didn't you?!?!
Orion: ... What? No, I just offered him a sandwich...
Zero: Oh... *Feeling retarded.*
Neige: *Facepalming, just wishing she could have been caught by Orion all alone instead of having to put up with this.*
Orion: Anyway, you two will pay for interrupting me... Now I have to activate tyrant and finish reading the instructions at the same time... *Activating the Tyrant while reading again.* ... And finally... Die.... Wait, wha-
Sigma: *Is the Tyrant* RAWR! *Impales Orion through the tube, shattering the glass, and threw him aside*
Orion: Ow! Right on my keys.... *Dies*
Neige: NOES!
Zero: *Had pretty much ditched Neige and was running away.*
Neige: Ugh... I hate it when he does that.
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XDD Nice. So any comments on the scene besides that?
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thats freaking hallarious XD
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XD Glad you like it. Favorite character so far as far as those scenes go?
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Orion seem to have alot of funny moments
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Yes, I think Orion is going to be the funniest because he and Wesker are actually very much like, and both can have alot of jokes for them. Neige on the other hand...
Hibou: NEIGE SANDWICH.
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XD Neige sandwiched in bed with Orion?
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XD Possibly. You're not familiar with the Jill Sandwich joke, are you?
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Well in the first Resident Evil, Jill was going to get crushed by a ceiling trap. Barry saves her, and in a tone that you would expect from YTP, "You were almost a Jill Sandwich!"
Since then, the joke has been taken in the way that you said, and in some cases quite literally: [link]
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Ya. And where's that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald!?
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