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0van — Xaverine sketch
Published: 2009-04-27 04:11:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 396; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 8
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ah gawlawd i klurve how u drew his nose 8D *glasses fetish kicks in* HE HAZ GLASSESSSSSSSSSS!!!! THAT MAKES HIM SMEXII!!!! xDDDD *grabs his glasses and runs off* MIIIIINE!!!!
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np np~ i'm specially cool that way~
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u should've known me long enough already to realize i'm randomly weird~ BWAHA!!!!
*hops onto my magical ninja unicorn and rides off into the sunset*
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no, i'm the ice cream woman D:> here have some free spoons 8D *hands u plastic spoons* now run along little boy~ go have some fun with ur spoons~ xDDDD
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*grabs a random policeman and says to him* THAT BOY STOLE MY SPOON!!!! i need my spoon otherwise i will asplode pleeeeeeaaaaassssseeeee?? *uses womanly powers*
Policeman: WILL DO MA'AM!!!! *was won over by my awesome womanly power of being adorable*
Inner ME: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! he fell for it!!!!
Policeman: HULT LITTLE BOY!!!! i'mma takin' u in for theft D:< *arrests u*
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B-but i didnt take it i found it on the floor ad was looking for its owner! *uses innocentness to win over his trust*
Policeman: oh ok then well shes right there.
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Me: policeman he LIES!!
Policeman: uhhhh.... *can't decide*
Me: *uses clevage power*
Policeman: booobz *is brainwashed*
Me:KU-FUKU-FUKU!!!!
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me: uh uh uh *points at kitty* he did it!
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Me: NUUUUUUU!!!! ANYBODY BUT THE KITTEH!!!! WAIT!!!! IT WAS U!!!! *point back at u*
Policeman: um.... *sneaks away*
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Me: wait.... all this doesnt make any sense.... all the evidence leads that the policeman is the murderer! *dramatic music*
Everyone: GASP!
Policeman: CURSES!
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Me: srsly srs? DUDE POLICEMAN!! I'M GIVING BIRTH TO UR CHILD!!!! HOW COOOUUUULLLDDDD U!?!? now i need to find a new man D:<
Policeman: WHAT?! i don't ever recall.... *thinks back* WAH!! THAT WAS U?!?!
Me: I CAN BLACKMAILZ U!!!! order mechinese or else D:<
Policeman: ok hunny~ *skips off to go and get my chinese*
You: *when he finally leaves* u really pregnant?
Me: maaayyyybbbbeeee~ or maybe i just want chinese~ :3
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>:3 lol nice
Policeman: *comesback* oh here you do then~
Us: *grabs chinese and runs away*
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tricking policemen is easy~ *takes a bite of chinese* wanna try a lawyer next? they r riiiiiich and i wantz a black Mustang with highlighter green flames xD
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lol yeah sure~ hey you lawyer!
Lawyer: yes?
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Me: *uses badly fake slang accent* yo Mr. Lawyer-dude, i'm preggy with yo babii D:< *sees a wedding ring on his finger* i munna go tell yo wife unless u go and buy me and my friend here a nice vehicle~
Lawyer: HO SHAT!! what kind do u want?
Me: Black Mustang with higlighter green flames~
Lawyer: got it!! now what about ur friend?
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Me: i wants a bikey!
both Lawyer and you: >
Me: :3 desu
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lawyer: a harley davidson?
Me: i wants both a mustang and a harley davidson D:> black with highlighter green flames for both please 8DDDD
You: kawaiiyaoipizzadesu :3
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me: rape timesz?
Lawyer: wait whut!?
Both: *jump*
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me and u: *rapes and runs away with his wallet*
Lawyer: wtf just happened?.... @o@
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hmmmm....
JOHNNY DEPP!!!! 8DDDD
Me and you: *finds and stalks him from the shadows*
Johhny Depp: ....did i just hear something?....
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me: no.
Johny Depp: oh ok well then thats goo- wait a sec!
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Me: Moooo~
Johnny Depp: oh it's just a cow~
You: *giggle-snort*
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Johnny Depp: Giggle snort????
Me: meow
You: moo
Johnny Depp: *brow raise*
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Me: Moo
You: Meow
Johnny Depp: w/e i'm gunna go home *starts walking*
Me and You: *stalks him to his house*
Me: can we haz raep time naoz?
You: >:3
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Me: YES.
BOTH: *jump*
Johnny Depp: le gasp!
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Us: *overly raeps, steals his wallet, and runs*
Johnny Depp: oh gawd!! kids nowa'days.... i'll never think of them the same again.... @x@
Me: WOO-HOO!!!! the sexiness was oooouuuurrrrssss~♥ -insane laughter-
You: -does insane laughter also- lolololololol 8DDDD
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ur icon was raeped D:> i want that lemon saying yaoi
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haha ask :neji-x-hyuuga: it was her XD oh and you should talk to her shes really fun
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lawlz ok i'll go tell her this:
"hi my name is Ky and Ovan told me to come and (raep ur profile with my awesomeness) talk to u because ur FUN!!"
xDDDDDDDDDD
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already did, my friend, i have already did :3
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8D looks like the normal sad Xavvy. Smexy job though ! >8D
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your welcome... its true though SMEXY!
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