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Published: 2014-10-15 21:09:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 4454; Favourites: 123; Downloads: 13
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Are you afraid of losing all your hope? BETTER CALL NARUTOAre you or someone you know facing death? BETTER CALL NARUTO
Do you lack power or power upgrades? BETTER CALL NARUTO
Are you tired of Sasuke being emo and all shit? BETTER CALL NARUTO
Are you afriad the world will get trapped in an infinite tsukuyomi? BETTER CALL NARUTO
Here on Naruto associates is your one stop shop to solve all your problems. Are you breaking bad? BETTER CALL NARUTO. Naruto is the best OP lawyer you could get and just now, Naruto can solve 2 of your problems for the price of 1. You don't believe it? Just ask Gaara, Neji, Hinata, Shikamaru, Gai, Konan, Nagato, Obito how the world has became a better place for them. Great isn't it? So what are you waiting for!? All you have to do is CALL NARUTO and BELIEVE IT!
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For those who don't get this, it's a parody of the Breaking Bad series Saul Goodman. Saul Goodman was a problem fixer and what you've noticed in Naruto, Naruto can solve all your problems as long as you believe in him. He got to be the most OP character I've seen and how old is he? 16? He have already surpassed all hokages/ninjas that exist. Why did Naruto need all ninjas in the 4th war when it was only Naruto & Sasuke who fought Madara? The worst thing is, no one wants to turn thier back to Naruto, you know why? BECAUSE HE CAN TURN THE WHOLE WORLD AGAINST YOU! And if you're about to die, just think about Naruto and you'll get your willpower back, isn't that lovely? Even more annoying thing is when a character has finally a time to shine, Naruto steals the spotlight. I mean just look at poor Gai...He gave his everything and opened all 8 gates just to defeat Madara. Gai wanted to die there and Naruto just had to revive him with his healing abilities...I wonder how bad Gai must feel figuring out he didn't do a jackshit on Madara. And also, you're supposed to die if you open all 8 gates, why would it else be named 'gate of death'? Atleast Naruto could have saved that feeling from Gai but NOOOooo.... Naruto need to safe everyone! Even though they don't want to be saved. Naruto is the ultimate boss in the Naruto universe, he's even worse Barbie...and barbie never loses in her movies. He just forces his belives into everyone and manipulates them into thinking like he does. HE EVEN FORCES YOU TO BE FRIENDS WITH HIM EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T WANT TO! AND IF YOU WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE, HE REVIVES YOU! HE'S LIKE MOTHAFUKIN SATAN!
Jesus christ...I'm happy I'm not in the Naruto Universe...but if I would be, I would make sure to be on Naruto's side...cuz god knows what's gonna happen to his next victims....
//M
Date: 2014-10-15
Naruto © Masashi Kishimoto
Saul Goodman © Vince Gilligan/AMC
Art by - 1-N-F-E-C-T-E-D
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Comments: 37
Indeed. I've never seen a series with so much potential end up with such a walking Deus ex Machina for a main character
...and that is coming from a huge Code Geass fan. What does that tell you?
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Omg i couldn't stop laughing at "HE'S LIKE MOTHAFUKIN SATAN!"
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You are out of ramen? Better call Naruto! (He might eat it before he reaches your destination though XD)
This is so cool!
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lite för bra ibland
men shit va du är inne på dA nu förtiden XD
hur kommer det sig?
//M
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I must learn your coloring skillz *w*
and so glad you updated this in here!! ...just the perfection
btw.about konan have you seen my rant about konan n nayrudoh ??
---->> disperfection.tumblr.com/post/…
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aww thanks
yes I've seen it and made me rethink a lil bit about konan XD
so I changed my description a litle
sometimes it's hard to see the small details >.>
//M
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she just trusted nagato's last wish 
(naruto is worse than barbie LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL)
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LOL XD oh god this made me laugh XDD this is what naruto is, his like a lawyer 
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Marre-chaaan what have you done This is precious, I mean
just think about it... ''best OP lawyer'' This better get own series soon,
best AU ever
And uuugh I don't even wanna talk about the real series now and things going
on in manga... So damn awful
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ahahha thank you!
Accutally I've been thinking about that kind of series, not Naruto being lawyer tho but him being a problem solver
But when you haveing said that, makes me wanna make a comic like that
Sadly naruto is like this now, it's really sad...I mean no one can really die in the series, didn't apply to Neji though because of Hinata's stupidness. His death was pathetic, I mean why couldn't Hinata just shoved away Naruto's fatass so Neji didn't have to protect Hinata? erugh...
Wait! I finally know Nejis real reason to kill himself! He noticed how the Naruto manga was turning out and before Naruto got his healing abitlities Neji thoought "If I don't commit suicide now, I'll spend rest of my life with Naruto!"
There's so many stupid moments in Naruto and I could name so many! But I think I've suppress most of them...
Anyway glad you liked it!
//M
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I'm late replying like this but yes
you have good points there, poor Nejiiii
I can't believe that there is soooo many good
characters in those series because oh well,
storyline just uughhh it is getting more and more
awful all the time 
phew
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even tho many things sucks in the series I can't say I'll be happy when it ends soon, it's have like been a part of my life D:
//M
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Many people have said that too, but strangely
I don't somehow feel the same c_c I guess that
for me Naruto ended when even last Akatsuki
member died, and Neji was just final shot, I lost
my hope so uugh I'm just really ready even if the ending
is truely sad thing
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I should better do that XD
haha funny thing though
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just remember to belive in him and there will be no problem
thanks!
//M
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I will! BELIVE IT! XD
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I bet Naruto's gonna go supa saiyan mode on sasuke cuz sasuke wanna be Hokage too. xD
It's really hard to believe that Naruto's still a genin. -w-
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Wouldn't suprise me XD
Genin? I guess that title will be long gone soon XD
//M
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