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Published: 2014-11-19 18:49:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 2019; Favourites: 50; Downloads: 2
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Another one for the snooty slashers. Michael Myers does not understand just how annoying it is to have nicked and torn clothes all the time. Not to mention how difficult it is to find evening gowns that conceal those pesky stab wounds. I mean really.Really Laurie, priorities. Run. You're lucky the canon you wasn't like this. The movie would been over in no time.
Halloween (c) John Carpenter
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This reminds me of something I'm currently writing. It's when Bubba and I eat at McDonalds for lunch and I get ketchup all over me, and then he drops me off my best friend's house to have some girl time while he hangs out with his friends (Freddy Krueger and Jason and all them).
Me: "Hey Ella, sorry I'm la---"
Ella: *points at my shirt* "What the hell Cheri! Did you two decide to murder someone?!?!?!"
Me: *rolls eyes* "Have you ever heard of ketchup?"
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I really love my friend, but due to the fact that I'm married to a man who used to kill people... well, her imagination can run a little wild.
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Could be one for Scary Movie!
Best wishes,
Chris
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Michael you know your fiancé is immortal stop trying to test this remarkable blessing.
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God heavens, I did not know that.
the stabbing problem is one thing but the incest is going too far.
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paa :- cleaning blood that is easy but fixing holes on cloths now that hard
sinako :- paa why are you covered in blood ??
paa :- ..... aaa
sinako :- did you murder another deer ??
paa :- we run out of the meat sir DX
sinako :- then go to the market !!! stop killing sinners !!! your a maid and no a murder
paa :- sorry ......... you want deer steak tonight ?
sinako :- sure
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Paa... you sure you don't enjoy killing those deer?
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paa :- i am just trying to stay alive 
sinako :- for the million times !!!! we are not going to eat you !!!!! your part of the family !!!!!
paa :- ooooo ( behind her is a dead cow girl )
sinako :- ......... you killed someone again ...
paa :- maybe ........
sinako :- you need help paa
diana :- hehhe i love this maid
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Priorities! Bloodstains are clearly more life threatening than a stab wound to the fucking shoulder! UUHHHDUUUH!
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This movie would of been a hoot. Although you're right. It would last only a couple of minutes!
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"Oh my apologies for my uncouth manor. For you see I have this urge to kill and I should proper restraint in future"
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