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Published: 2012-04-05 21:24:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 5271; Favourites: 145; Downloads: 24
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There's something that's been going for the past month, since the movie "The Lorax" was released in theaters, and it's about the popularity on the Once-ler. Now don't get me wrong,I like the Once-ler, but it's the personality that caught my attention. But what really bugs me is the Yaoi slash pairings, mostly the "Once-cest", "TedxOnce-ler", and Ugh "Once-lerxlorax". Why? Oh I don't know, maybe because it's A CHILDREN'S MOVIE BASED OFF A CHILDREN'S BOOK!?!?!?!?!?!?
And if Dr. Seuss was alive and saw this pairing, he would be ashamed, he really would. 
But it looks like the Yaoi fangirls will call me a homophobe and what not, so here's my reply: Made from:
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The Once-ler and the Lorax are (c) to Dr. Seuss
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right, the thing that bugs me is people drawing pics of the once ler eating people grrrrrrrrrrrr that makes me so mad
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EXACTLY
THAT
W...
WHAT
WHY WOULD.........
Lorax is just...a wierd creature while Once-ler's a human
that cannot be right
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i liked the movie too but i never new this character would spawn fan girls.....the old once-ler with the green hands is forever alone
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nah he ain't alone
as long as old lady fangirls are around him
jk jk
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I loved the old green handed Onceler.
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me too *sigh*
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Eh. There are worse pairings out there. I mean, look at My Little Pony. People drawing ponyporn daily and it rips my childhood in half day-by-day. Though, I don't mind cute things. Like, if people draw Once-Ler x Ted hugging and Ted blushing, signaling a romantic attraction, I find that adorable and quite harmless, therefore I'd favorite said picture and not crinkle my nose in disgust.
As much as I got bored by Ted x Audrey (way too canon and cliche for my liking), I wouldn't mind fluff, either.
I agree with this stamp and your description in a sexual sense- as in, porn of these pairings. Rule 34, can't escape it. But bashing on them simply kissing or even less I find a bit overreactive- as mentioned before, I hate seeing ponyporn, but seeing two ponies kissing (not in a sexual way) would be adorable. It all depends on the type of fanart/fanfiction you're talking about. Yaoi or shounen-ai, either or.
I did say this was a bit overreactive (not the stamp as much, the description moreso) and it is, but I respect that you're entitled to express your opinion, so the possible start of an argument can be dropped there.
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You are right: just compare normal people and these stupid ponies: Pinkie Pie has already gone ma-a-ad. Also, she is selfish: she loves NOBODY and NOTHING but music! Rainbow Dash: WHO IS SHE?! A horse that SWALLOWED NYAN CAT AND FLYES IN THE SKY POOPING OUT RAINBOW??? Fluttershy is really not brave at all, but in the 26th episode (Best Night Ever) she goes cuckoo and when she understands all the animals are afraid of her, she begins to behave like (Excuse me, God, for that)... HITLER, because when she finished making the trap for the animals, she smiles like a mad person and says: "Just when a little bird or a monkey or a bear touches this net, they will be mine! MINE!!!" and laughes evily. DOESN'T THAT SOUND LIKE HITLER??? Just compare Fluttershy's speech and Hitler's thoughts: "Stupid Jews! They are so annoying! I'll destroy them! Then I'll destroy Americans! They are so dumb and know nothing but going to eat to McDonalds! And then Russians! Stalin is a big jerk! And Germany will be mine! MINE!!! I'll conquer this stupid dumb world!!!"! Rarity is SO DUMB that she says there's NO more important things than BEAUTY!!! Why doesn't she know beauty CAN'T SAVE THE WORLD??? And one more good question, that, if you watch The Annoying Orange, sounds like this: "Is Marshmallow a boy a girl?": IS APPLEJACK A BOY OR A GIRL??? AND WHY DOESN'T LAUREN FAUST, THE CREATOR OF THESE STUPID PONIES, KNOW WHAT APPLEJACK IS??? I am Russian and I know that Applejack sounds like Apple Vodka! Ah?! STILL NOT SCARED??? And The Great and Powerful Trixie?! Chop my head down if she isn't a selfish as Hitler! She can do NOTHING: she just wants to show off that "everynyan-is-so-dumb-and-she-is-the-cleverest-person-in-the-world"! Everyone believed her and thought she can really protect their city from the evil, but at last who rescued everyone from the awful bear that could destroy so called "Ponyville"? Uh?! TWILIGHT SPARKLE, THE CLEVEREST PONY IN THE CARTOON!!! You ask me: "Why are you so cruel, Astrid?", and I answer: "Cause only DUMB PEOPLE CAN LOVE PONIES!!!"! Please, don't complain if you love ponies, okay? Answer me if you agree with me!
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Well, that's all a bit opinionated... and I don't hate the ponies, but let me point out something:
Applejack was created in the 1980's by Hasbro, not Lauren Faust. She was an original pony, as you can see here- [link] and in the cartoons, [link] .
Twilight is also from the 1980's, as you can see- [link]
Rarity is from 2005, around, and she used to look like this- [link]
And Rainbow Dash is from 2003, she used to have Rarity's personality and look like this - [link]
Fluttershy was merely a background figure from 2004. [link]
Also, Spike was from the 1980's - 1970's in both the original debut animation as well as the show, [link]
Sooo... the people who created the characters most likely aren't who you think. That's all I have to say.
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There we go! Sorry if I just jumped in but I agree with you all the way! I do agree with the rule 34, but I enjoy fluff ^^
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I don't see why fluff can be hated on by anyone. Like, I understand not deliberately looking up fluff of gay/lesbian/het pairings, like I don't go looking up Ted/Audrey stuff, or any straight pairing for that matter, it just isn't my thing. That's understandable. But, if you like het only and you stumble across fluff between two guys, I don't see that as anything to freak out about. I completely understand if you see two guys having sex with no mature warning, though. I'm sure someone who's uncomfortable with hard yaoi wouldn't like to see that. But fluff? Most of the time it's just hugging and blushing. I don't see that as harmful. *shrug*
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Yeah, I understand completely. I also understand about people having an opinion, however, I don't like that in the comments, people who like yaoi are all generalized as "crazy fantards" not all people who like yaoi are like that.
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Indeed... yeah, it is true a majority of yaoi fans are complete, immature idiots who have no respect for other's opinions. But that doesn't automatically make every single one the same.
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I'm sorry, but I just don't like Yaoi pairings, I really don't, not even the slightest(Example, the fluffiness). I can except that you like yaoi pairings or not, I have friends that like yaoi/yuri, but they're just not my cup of tea. I prefer hetero pairings only.
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As does a good friend of mine, she doesn't like yaoi pairings either, which is perfectly acceptable.
It's the same for me in that sense- I don't like hetero pairings, I find them too boring, but I have my exceptions here and there if there's a pairing that's unlike no other. Though it can be easily argued that all yaoi pairings are too boring due to similarity-- which I agree on. The whole uke/seme thing is overused. I honestly prefer real life gay couples to anime couples since they're more realistic, different and relatable, seeing that they have to face the problems of discrimination against the LGBT community. While in anime/manga, it seems they are accepted by everyone, and the only hate they ever get is from friends who are hating in a funny way ("You're a homo? WHAAAT? *spazzes*"). After all, yaoi is fantasy and extremely fictional compared to real-life homosexual relationships. I would know, being lesbian myself, that nobody gets 0 hate, like they do in anime and manga, yaoi or yuri.
My point is, I can completely see why you'd dislike yaoi and/or yuri; there are multiple reasons, and the discussion can go on and on.
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Thank you, for giving me constructive criticism.
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Oh, I don't know if that could be constructive criticism, I was just sharing thoughts and opinion. But if it was constructive criticism to you, then your welcome.
Though before I go I must agree with you on 'down with the fangirls.' Good grief, 90% of the creatures are your worst nightmare. And to any of the fangirls who may argue me on that, I'm a fangirl too, just not one of your kind. It's called maturity.
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WHATS?????! HAVE A SHIP FOR THIS TWO??? I MEAN, THEY'RE ONLY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WHAT?
Though I've (and now as I see other girls O-o ) have become fans, but.... eh.... EGH?
I remember joking to myself in the theatre while watching this "Oh now the perverts are going to make lorax and Oncie a pairing.....
Swear to God I didn't mean it O_O poor Dr. Seuss indeed.
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It's not your fault, it's the yaoi fangirls.
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I agree.I like most yaoi in this show...but Once-LerxLorax?Really?That's stupid
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I don't support this pairing at all...
...But I respect the fangirls/boys that loves it.
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I'd just like to say. Have you even read the book? It's may seem like a children's book, but it is DEFINITELY darker than what people think it is. Those people aren't even willing to look deeper into the story and just look on the surface of things. Please.
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I do remember the book, and I used to read it when I was a little girl, but it's yaoi-ness that the fangirls ruin it.
Yaoi =/= darkness
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oh okay. As long as you kept that in mind. Just wanted to make sure you weren't complaining about the wrong thing. I don't agree with you, but I respect your opinion. It does get annoying after a certain extent. I'm with you on the whole Once-lerxLorax part. That's just... ew.
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Sweet, thank you for giving me constructive criticism.
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PS, please look my new art on my feelings towards the Once-ler(not in a fangirl way):[link]
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I like the oncest. Guess I am a fangirl. I just think it's funny and stuff but Once ler x Lorax? Once Ler x Ted? That stuff freaks me out. IT IS AN ORANGE CREATURE! AND TED IS JUST A 12 YEAR OLD! But, then again. Once Ler making out with himself isn't that normal either. :/ (still don't like lorax and ted and Once Ler thing)
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Really, just REALLY??? Yaoi pairings for a childrens movies, I don't want to live on this planet anymore...
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Remember, the human race is not stupid. Certain people are stupid, in this case, it's the crazy yaoi fangirls.
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*twitchtwitch* Please no. NO, THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. The Lorax is an epically awesome movie, don't ruin it with this yaoi crap!
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i love yaoi but when it comes to children shows/movies/books. yaoi and yuri must stop. that's just wrong. I love Once-ler.
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Hey hey,don't hate me please,but I like once-ler A LOT, he is great) and I like oncest as well. I ship it,but I don't obsessed with it 
I like their relationship as friends,or bromance) they are so cute :3
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Well i as a fangirl, i really don't mind oncest, i love or but onceted or oncelorax those two are really creeppy, first, lorax is not human so it's more like zoophilia and the other one welll pedophilia, and that's wrong, xD so i agree with this oncest, it's okay, but pairings like this is a JUST NO.NO IT'S JUST WRONG
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Once-ler is tartlet bait sadly, and that means slash ships ahoy, and that's just fine with but... come on. It dissapoints me that people actually ship this seriously -_-;; Just... really? REALLY? You HONESTLY think this is a good idea.
Come on guys, just because Oncie is cute doesn't mean he MUST be shipped. I subscribe to the idea that Oncie is asexual personally, it saves everyone a whoooole lot of pointless shipping wars. I don't ship him wth anybody and I don't WANT to. It ruins the fun, imho.
None of the pairings for this fandom make any sense besides Ted and Audrey, honestly. This fandom has only been around for about a month and a half, more or less, and it's probably one of the top fandoms I'm most ashamed to be a part of.
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Wait a second. There's seriously pairings for a CHILDREN'S movie? Honestly?
._. Okay, I respect most people's opinions on things, but honestly...
:3 I guess it's okay as long as there's not 'xxx' stuff going on... e.o then that's just plain wrong.
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Eh, I've seen MUCH creepier pairings. Fan-girls gonna yaoi bro.
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You're telling me, I do see creepier pairings, ones that I will not named.
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You should see the other crack pairings! Once-ler x Ted? Once-ler x Audrey?! ONCE-LER X RICH!ONCE-LER?! (How did THAT happen?!)
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Didn't you read my description before?
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That's why you should read before you comment.
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