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Published: 2016-03-03 04:49:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 1208; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 3
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"I HAVE TOLD YOU BEFORE TO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON. You're like, 16 years old yet a complete retard!! I have literally seen ROCKS that are smarter than you!"Sorry if the spider is mean, but she has a list of things she hates, and the snailslug just found herself a spot on it.
Sally the Snailslug belongs to . They also asked the question.
Bellceez is miiiine.
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This ball of anger and sass haha
Good luck with yer new spirit animal o u o
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A new person on her list of people she hates. Sally fits the categories of a weirdo and person that talks too much about absolutely nothing, and the worst part being she keeps considering Bell as a friend without actually bonding. She literally asked Bell to be snack buddies.
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...I don't even know what snack buddies means, but it sounds creepy, and weird.
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Friends that eat each other's species.
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...Riiiight. That definetly screams crazy, and I'd know about crazy.
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She can't seem to get rid of her though, soooo--Β
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She should try using salt. Pocket salt.
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She would if she had any. But sadly, she doesn't carry salt in her pockets.Β
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And so again, Calcifer's pocket of salted treats proves to not be as useless or weird as she claims it to be.
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Dang it Cal and your unexpected useful thinking! Γ n Γ
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"Sure thing. I shouldn't talk while chewing anyway *eats salted pieces of meat to tease* B)"
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"...May I have one? > m >"
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"Thank you." *takes the meat*
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"Pffteheheh takes the meat..."
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"I heard that and now I feel like hitting something, but I won't."
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"Wow. Bell with actual self-control? Truly the eighth wonder of the world B)"
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"It's getting harder and harder to not punch you when you say that." *punches him on the arm lightly, which could be seen in a playful manner when it's mostly to reduce the need to hit them*
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"Ow. I swear my arm's going to fall off one day if you keep punching it like that."
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"It won't become a habit. As long as you don't make me too angry, of course. T U T"
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"That should be easy in theory, but it seems like the mere sight of my face makes you angry. You want me to start wearing a bag over my head? Γ΄ u o"
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"I get angry from your teasing, but the bag might help too. Δ 7 e"
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"What makes you think it's teasing, and not perhaps... Courting~? B)"
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"Probably because you've said that it was teasing multiple times. Γ¨ n Γ΄"
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"I'm sure I never used the word 'tease', 'kidding' or 'fucking with you' maybe. But what if I weren't? B)"
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"Tease, kidding, fucking with you, same difference. But if you weren't, you'd have gotten a punch to the arm. > n >"
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"Aaaah, i see. In that case I was kidding, because my arm really can't take any more punishment, brute."
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"That doesn't sound like you were kidding. It actually sounds way more like you're avoiding my fist haha."
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"Well, yeah. Your firsts aren't precisely made of cotton, Bell. They're hard, hard and painful."
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"They're only hard and painful when they need to be, other times they're just regular hands that make stuff."
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"MY hands. Δ n e" *pulls her hands away*
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"YOUR face B)" *cups her cheeks*
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"Your face." *pushes him back by the face*
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"Pfftehehe ow" *pulls away* "Your eyes~" *covers her smaller pair of spider eyes*
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"Your nose." *was about to boop his nose, then pinched it instead*
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"Ow. Why must you punish me so?" *moves his hands to cover both pairs of eyes*
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"I'm not even pinching you hard enough for it to hurt you." *releases his nose as she can't see*
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"Pfft it hurts my feelings. Now close your eyes, I've got a surprise for you."
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"You're covering my eyes, but whatever." *shrugs and closes them*
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*moves one of his hands to cup her cheek and leans in close* "You may open them now~" *He whispers and chuckles as he moves away now that he was done with the teasing. He left something wet in her hand, something wet that moved. It was a slug he had just found*
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*squints at the slug and then at the ant* "Seriously? e n e"Β
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"I couldn't help myself. I just saw that... Slugzilla, and I had to."
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"Hmm, I see." *puts the slug on his nose*
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*crosses his eyes to look at the slug and flicks it away. Then looks over to the spider before smirking and eskimo kissing her*
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*steps back and growled, rubbing her nose* "Don't."
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