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A-JQ โ Spectrum Q 'n A):. (3)
Published: 2016-03-03 04:49:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 1208; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 3
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"I HAVE TOLD YOU BEFORE TO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON. You're like, 16 years old yet a complete retard!! I have literally seen ROCKS that are smarter than you!"Sorry if the spider is mean, but she has a list of things she hates, and the snailslug just found herself a spot on it.
Sally the Snailslug belongs to . They also asked the question.
Bellceez is miiiine.
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"I needed something to wipe the slug juice off B)"
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"You have hands. Use those instead. e n รฉ"
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"Mmmmnaah B)" *slowly reaches hand out to her*
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*slowly backs away* "MmmmmYES."
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*pushes hand away* "Mmmmno."
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"Mmmmfine." *sticks his tongue out at her*
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"...รด H รณ" *rubs snail juices off of her nose and reaches for his tongue*
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*grabs her hand and licks her arm* "That's what you get."
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*shrieks and pushed them away, shaking her arm to dry it as she wasn't gonna touch it* "I didn't even do anything. > M >"
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*chuckles at her reaction before blowing a raspberry at her* "You know what you were going to do B)"
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*squinted at him angrily then pinched his tongue* "I wasn't going to do anything until you LICKED MY ARM. รจ n รฉ" *had released his tongue and wiped the spit off on his shirt* ย ย
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*Rubs his tongue a bit and wipes the spit on his shirt as well* "There's no one else around, you don't have to pretend to not have liked it, Bell."
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"I don't need to pretend. o n รณ" *puts one hand on her hip, as she still won't touch her other arm until it dries* ย
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"Exactly. So let us embrace and share affectionate experiences as a show of pure love, and lust B)" *takes her 'tainted' hand and swings her arm*
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"I'm hoping you're about to say your usual phrase, as always about these things. e n e"
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"Depends. Are you going to punch me if I don't?"
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"That also depends, of course, if your arm is still in pain."
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"...Yes, very much so." *let's go of her hand and climbs up a tree*
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"Pffthahaha, then I won't punch you."
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"...Okay. But I'll stay up here, for reasons." *takes out his phone and snaps a picture of her*
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"What the hell was that for? o n e"
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"I don't know. Why should I tell you? B)" *hangs upside down from a branch* "Could you make me a bag or a mask real quick?"
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"... Fine. But you have to tell me what that was for sooner or later." *starts making a mask, since it was faster to finish*
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"Oh really, do I? Says who?" *makes grabby hands for the mask*
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"Says me." *hands him the mask*
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*puts on the mask and then pulls it down halfway while just staring at her upside down* "I've heard someone say the upside down fireant kiss is better than the spider-man one~"ย
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"รจ n e I don't even know who spider-man is." *folds her arms*
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"They're just some dude. Doesn't matter รป3รป" *points at his lips*
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"I'm not kissing you. รจ m รฉ"
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"Why not?" *let's go of the branch and falls on the ground*
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"Why would I?" *looks at them on the ground and kneeled down*
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"Because I'm a healthy and handsome boy and you're a healthy and beautiful girl. Ipso facto, kiss kiss." *looks up at her from the ground and makes his hands 'kiss' for emphasis.
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"...Nnnnno." *stands back up*
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"...Okay." *closes his eyes and lies there as a sign of defeat*
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*raises a brow and kneels back down* "You honestly expected one, didn't you? 6 n 6"
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"No... Yeah... Maybe u_u"ย
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"PFFFT--" *pats him on the back* "You kinda fell off the branch anyway."
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"I am still kind of upside down, and the mask is still on u_u"ย
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"Hmmm..." *rubs chin in thought* "I think a fair trade is in order."
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"...What kind of trade?" *opens his eyes and looks up at her*
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"The same as the last one, kind of. Though instead of a punch it's a slap."
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"...Okay, you got to ask before. I think it's fair I get to ask too. Why do you want to slap me, or hurt me?"
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"Because you still didn't tell me what the picture was for, of course."
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"mmh, right. Well I just took it because you're my friend, but if that answer doesn't work now, then I guess I accept. As long as it isn't too hard."
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"Oh, well that crosses out what I was thinking. I thought you were gonna edit it or something. Alright then." *lightly slaps on the hand, most of her strength reduced since she wasn't angry*
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"What makes you think I know how to edit?" *prepares for the strike, which wasn't as painful or hard as he was thinking* "Ow, thank you."
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"Now that I remember, you did ask to be taught how to even use a phone." She said and scratched her cheek before looking back down. "You're welcome."
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"I've learned a few things on my own, like... Heh, sending pictures." He chuckled as he remembered about the echidna picture he had sent, then looked back up at her with a seductive smile. "Sooo~"
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*she growled lowly as she had remembered the echidna picture as well* "That as much I know." *the spider then looked back down at him and snapped her fingers* "Oh right, that... you're gonna stay on the ground?"
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