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"Life's end. Isn't it beautiful? Isn't it tragic? When life ends, it gives off a final lingering aroma. Light is but a farewell gift to those waiting to die."I've been waiting, Twilight. For a long time. Waited for your birth, your growth. And now: for the finality of today.
"Why? Because I can no longer bare the elements. They were once a part of me as they are now you and your friends. I am happy. But inside I am saddened for myself. I am not the princess I was, or can be for any longer. But with the end of my sister's madness, I could feel the elements slipping from me. I had extended their purpose. And in the end I knew they'd need to be a part of somepony else. Who: I would need to wait. But that who would be great.
"The foibles of politics can play hard on a Princess, and I have feared that I have not become as pure as I was. I was kind, yes: but only to my subjects. I did tell the truth: but I lied to defend them from the most damaging of truths, or withheld it. I was loyal, but in the end unto myself first, and my ponies lastly. I was generous, but only to reward in bias. My laughter and my smiles felt false, reduced to ceremony and untrue; I wasn't happy. And in these last days I have learned, that my magic is now only secondary to another.
"I felt my friends turn to enemies, and I becoming less of a leader. I was held as a God. But it felt false. Ridiculous, isn't it? And in my rule, my virtues have been replaced merely with the inevitability of politics without the guidance of a virtue. Yesterday's enemy becomes today's friend and I played them as such. To maintain the status quo.
"Think back, Twilight. With what you know now and with what you felt, could you ever say I was true? Was I really the hero? Or was I lie to myself, you, your friends. I and my sister are as little it feels. Can I be that again in this coming era? The elements have moved on, and I am as much a token of the past as of Three Kingdoms.
"Can the elements be played like politics? Somehow I doubt it. They do not follow the flow of the ages and the march of the times. They have their own mind. And we ponies are forced to play along. Not just for Equestria's good: for all the good.
"I didn't tutor you and shape you this way just so we could face each other in battle. A Princess's skills aren't meant to be used to hurt friends. But, is there such a thing as a timeless and absolute enemy? There has been no such thing, and never has been. But maybe you can prove that wrong, and redeem my spirit.
"Do you see the emptiness of my self? No regalia. No crown. No regrets. I have thrown aside the duties on me. But I still feel them churning inside. The same feeling I had when I still wore the regalia. I have lose something different. They were a sign I was something greater. But I sacrificed them all in the name of the Greater Good. My maredom. My princesshood. My divinity. But I still feel the emptiness gnawing at me.
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"I have never talked about myself this much before. Thanks... Thanks for listening. I feel... content... Twilight...
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"Twilight. I have given you your skills. You friends. Your life. Taught you techniques and helped endow you with more knowledge than any student in my school would ever hope to grasp. I have shown you the path you so dutifully and righteously explored. You have gone above and beyond many ponies your age, or even in your era. You and your friends. Twilight, I have nothing left to give, except my life. By your own hoof, and horn, and magic. One must die. One must live.
"You must learn the final lesson: Sacrifice. A reign's end.
"The one who survives must inherit the title of Princess. And the one who inherits the title of Princess must face a life of embattled existence.
"I'll give you ten minutes."
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In part inspired by maddened late-night discussions with my friends about the corruptibility of the characters of MLP. More specifically the deeper troubles that no doubt surround Celestia. Not so much she's dark. But as far as the show goes: she can no longer use the elements which suggests they have abandoned her in some way. Which might suggest she hasn't been pure to their cause. In an essence she has become to the virtues as some characters from the Fallout Equestria universe has become to the six virtues.
All of which is a crazy fun head-canon my friends and I will occasionally go on about. So enjoy it in Metal Gear form.
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ColonelBSacquet [2014-09-16 15:47:08 +0000 UTC]
Why must she force Twilight into this? Why? If Twilight kills her, then she'll have to live with that weighing on her conscience. Not cool.
"They were a sign I was something greater. But I sacrificed them all in the name of the Greater Good. My maredom. My princesshood. My divinity."
Ok, she's discarding this for the greater good. Wait, what? Her ... maredom? What the hay does she mean by that?
"I was kind, yes: but only to my subjects."
Isn't this what is expected from any good leader? I mean, if she's nice to her people first, that's good, right?
"Can I be that again in this coming era? The elements have moved on, and I am as much a token of the past as of Three Kingdoms."
What has Sun Butt done to make her think she's really that much fubar?
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AaronMk In reply to ColonelBSacquet [2014-09-16 16:26:07 +0000 UTC]
Get abandoned by the elements and see her student and replacement grow up. There's a lot of unexplored territory that can be associated with Equestria's longest-serving God Empress and Bearer of the Elements seeing her potential heir and more perfect self grow up before her and become elements bearer and princess herself in the span of what, a couple years? The sacrificial relationship something akin to Snake-The Joy's/The Boss's.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HeIPs…
There may be other factors but between me and my friends we've sort of imagined that Celestia's falsehood as representing the elements would bear down on her with her representing - and realizing - she potentially started representing a more falsified virtue. And through the millennium it was since she was forced to banish her sister and first soil her relationship with the Elements - or more from when she no doubt took reign over the three old kingdoms - she's reocgnize she's her own era and in order to carry on Equestria needs to be let go of a weight. And if there is to be a new era it must be to sacrifice the old to allow the new, or the new may be stunted like a sapling growing alongside a larger more established oak.
"I have given you weapons, taught you knowledge and techniques. I have nothing else to give you, except my life."
-The Joy
I also have a thing for "corrupting" the virtue of certain characters. See: the Pone Cry image series.
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ColonelBSacquet In reply to AaronMk [2014-09-16 17:32:04 +0000 UTC]
It all makes sense, indeed.
But what about the marehood? I still can't understand it.
So Sun Butt feels she would hamper Twilight by staying there, up to the point she feels just abdicating wouldn't do the trick, and decided to have her life ending in a battle?
What will Luna say?
"or more from when she no doubt took reign over the three old kingdoms"
Well, the Three Old Kingdoms were unified to form Equestria. It turned out to be quite good, right? How could we blame Tia for that?
"I also have a thing for "corrupting" the virtue of certain characters."
Aha. I see. So you like to have them corrupted and suffer, huh? Why you George R. R. Martin. :-P ^^ :-3
What are your "targets" of predilection for that kind of story?
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AaronMk In reply to ColonelBSacquet [2014-09-16 21:11:36 +0000 UTC]
If we continue the model of pony bred with Metal Gear then it may be safe to conclude ultimately that Luna will probably move on to found something akin to The Patriots/Cypher/LaLeLuLaLay on her own version of her sister's model of ruling as well as general all around succession conflict.
Per the Three Kingdoms: it may, but there's more to judge in something than simply the outcome. Sure, the ends justify means model is valid. But as much so as judging the means and if they're worth the outcome, it's often the core of a ideologically driven story. If Celestia is beyond the elements, then it could be guessed that behind the scenes she had to - over time - conduct some ultimately unsavory things to maintain the status quo. Not that she enjoyed it, but merely recognized the necessity of it happening. And if something like Crusader Kings 2 is valid (given I'm already crossing MLP with Metal Gear here) then you often end up with a pile of dead babies in your closet to maintain power or climb in power, assuming throughout the roughly 1000 years someone decided what's effectively a theocracy is a pretty bad idea in their taste.
Per that targets...
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ColonelBSacquet In reply to AaronMk [2014-09-16 22:02:21 +0000 UTC]
"Not that she enjoyed it, but merely recognized the necessity of it happening."
So she would have done what had to be done, but the Elements would have shunned her for that, so to speak?
Elements, you are a fine group of wankas. ^^
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