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MORE Artemis Fowl fanart.

i'm giddy.

CREDITS (back of magazine)
male model cover ~ Artemis Fowl II
photography © Minerva Paradizo

—~|oOo|~—

Excerpt from Minerva Paradizo's Journal (Leather, Hardbound, Ciphered)

Today, I have achieved the impossible! Today, I have taken Artemis Fowl Jr.'s soul!

...I jest.

I have succeeded in taking the perfect picture for this month's issue of ComSci Magazine. Artemis was very irked when i had asked him to undo his tie and the first three buttons of his dress shirt.

"I REFUSE to bear my soul to you."

I may have caused such a ruckus that those outside the photography room may have suspected other, more inappropriate things, but after a few more exhausting minutes of convincing (or, perhaps more accurately, impelling) my victim, Artemis Fowl II had FINALLY given in to his inevitable demise.

Merely SEEING his reddened face on the cover satisfies me with the memory of his own bodyguard teasing him with a small, (relatively innocent) whistle.

Perhaps Artemis has yet to learn how to mask his embarrassment. More study is needed.

For now, i have an Investigatory Project research paper to be done.

Quoth Tigger of Winnie the Pooh; "TTFN! Ta-ta for now!"

Sincerely,
Minerva Paradizo

P.S. As a final note, I must also study the reasons behind a strange, light-headed feeling when around this boy.

Description
MORE Artemis Fowl fanart.

i'm giddy.

CREDITS (back of magazine)
male model cover ~ Artemis Fowl II
photography © Minerva Paradizo

—~|oOo|~—

Excerpt from Minerva Paradizo's Journal (Leather, Hardbound, Ciphered)

Today, I have achieved the impossible! Today, I have taken Artemis Fowl Jr.'s soul!

...I jest.

I have succeeded in taking the perfect picture for this month's issue of ComSci Magazine. Artemis was very irked when i had asked him to undo his tie and the first three buttons of his dress shirt.

"I REFUSE to bear my soul to you."

I may have caused such a ruckus that those outside the photography room may have suspected other, more inappropriate things, but after a few more exhausting minutes of convincing (or, perhaps more accurately, impelling) my victim, Artemis Fowl II had FINALLY given in to his inevitable demise.

Merely SEEING his reddened face on the cover satisfies me with the memory of his own bodyguard teasing him with a small, (relatively innocent) whistle.

Perhaps Artemis has yet to learn how to mask his embarrassment. More study is needed.

For now, i have an Investigatory Project research paper to be done.

Quoth Tigger of Winnie the Pooh; "TTFN! Ta-ta for now!"

Sincerely,
Minerva Paradizo

P.S. As a final note, I must also study the reasons behind a strange, light-headed feeling when around this boy.