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MORE Artemis Fowl fanart.i'm giddy.
CREDITS (back of magazine)
male model cover ~ Artemis Fowl II
photography © Minerva Paradizo
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Excerpt from Minerva Paradizo's Journal (Leather, Hardbound, Ciphered)
Today, I have achieved the impossible! Today, I have taken Artemis Fowl Jr.'s soul!
...I jest.
I have succeeded in taking the perfect picture for this month's issue of ComSci Magazine. Artemis was very irked when i had asked him to undo his tie and the first three buttons of his dress shirt.
"I REFUSE to bear my soul to you."
I may have caused such a ruckus that those outside the photography room may have suspected other, more inappropriate things, but after a few more exhausting minutes of convincing (or, perhaps more accurately, impelling) my victim, Artemis Fowl II had FINALLY given in to his inevitable demise.
Merely SEEING his reddened face on the cover satisfies me with the memory of his own bodyguard teasing him with a small, (relatively innocent) whistle.
Perhaps Artemis has yet to learn how to mask his embarrassment. More study is needed.
For now, i have an Investigatory Project research paper to be done.
Quoth Tigger of Winnie the Pooh; "TTFN! Ta-ta for now!"
Sincerely,
Minerva Paradizo
P.S. As a final note, I must also study the reasons behind a strange, light-headed feeling when around this boy.
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Comments: 115
ablazened In reply to ??? [2007-12-13 12:34:55 +0000 UTC]
yes, you keep the soul, i get the mind.
so, ink, you like... an OC?
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PeridotHorntail In reply to ablazened [2007-12-13 22:40:55 +0000 UTC]
She's more like a split personality of my mind. She's the black snake on my Deviant ID.
-the one at the bottom-
She's based off the Incredibly Deadly Viper from Lemony Snicket.
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ablazened In reply to PeridotHorntail [2007-12-14 14:13:16 +0000 UTC]
oh.
well, one of my OC's once killed all my inspiration.
he's called Ifrit Mayhem (formerly known as Cerberus Mayhem). i changed his name cos fire has more passion.
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PeridotHorntail In reply to ablazened [2007-12-15 04:41:12 +0000 UTC]
Nyeh, OCs always bring a smile to your face and the men in white coats to your door.
Ink sorta writes my quotes...actually it's more like 50-50.
Ink: No it isn't. I just don't care that you take credit for my work.
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ablazened In reply to PeridotHorntail [2007-12-15 12:54:13 +0000 UTC]
lol.
well, it seems you have a very... COLORFUL relationship.
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PeridotHorntail In reply to ablazened [2007-12-15 21:27:11 +0000 UTC]
You should see her relationship with Demon Boy, the stick figure demon. He's the therapist, she's the psycho.
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ablazened In reply to PeridotHorntail [2007-12-18 14:27:42 +0000 UTC]
hmm... maybe i should... then again, it sounds dangerous.
the shrink and the schizo... hmm...
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PeridotHorntail In reply to ablazened [2007-12-18 22:45:15 +0000 UTC]
Yus, it does, but it's funny, so who cares?
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PeridotHorntail In reply to ablazened [2007-12-23 20:46:07 +0000 UTC]
After all, one could say Minerva and Arty's relationship is dangerous....imagine what their children would be like...
Scary. We're doomed from super-intelligent children! AIEE!
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ablazened In reply to PeridotHorntail [2007-12-24 06:55:18 +0000 UTC]
either THAT, or the complete opposite.
which is... even more frightening.
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PeridotHorntail In reply to ablazened [2008-01-13 00:38:11 +0000 UTC]
FLEE! FLEE TO THE UTOPIA THAT IS BOOK 6!
TIME PARADOX, I'M COMIN' BABY!
Okay, yes, I stole that from Fairly Oddparents. It was funny though.
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ablazened In reply to PeridotHorntail [2008-01-21 21:44:14 +0000 UTC]
haven't seen that one.
love the Fairly Oddparents gags.
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PeridotHorntail In reply to ablazened [2008-01-22 01:26:09 +0000 UTC]
Yes. It was the one where Timmy wishes himself into a merman, then visits Atlantis. And since Cosmo sank Atlantis 9 times....Timmy had to prove that the underwater thing was a good thing.
He showed them a horrible movie (Wet Willy the Movie.). Then all 9 Kraken and King Greg ran into the ocean. King Greg said "FLEE! FLEE TO THE SAFE HAVEN THAT IS OUR UNDERWATER UTOPIA! UTOPIA, I'M COMIN' BABY!"
End statement. off to play Goblet of Fire!
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ablazened In reply to PeridotHorntail [2008-01-22 15:43:12 +0000 UTC]
dang.
Timmy can get himself into a lot of trouble sometimes.
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PeridotHorntail In reply to ablazened [2008-02-10 15:02:25 +0000 UTC]
Yes, and I can too. If Satan wanted us to do long division with variables, we'd all have letters instead of numbers.
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sabresedge In reply to ablazened [2007-12-11 20:51:43 +0000 UTC]
funny how we fans always imagin him sexyer than if actually is int he books
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ablazened In reply to sabresedge [2007-12-12 10:17:06 +0000 UTC]
oh, no, don't get me wrong, i find him VERY schmexay in the books.
i just sort of... build on it.
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sabresedge In reply to ablazened [2007-12-12 17:14:17 +0000 UTC]
...I don't find fim very sexy int he books because of age, thought i see him being smoken HOT after he matures physicaly.
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ablazened In reply to sabresedge [2007-12-13 12:33:11 +0000 UTC]
oh.
i've always found smart people hot, regardless of age.
'sides, he's probably 17 by now.
perfectly aged. he could be my prom date if he was real.
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sabresedge In reply to ablazened [2007-12-13 15:36:02 +0000 UTC]
good point... 17 is only 3 years younger than me
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ablazened In reply to sabresedge [2007-12-14 14:06:11 +0000 UTC]
he's one year older than me. MUAHAHA.
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DeadlyDarkButterfly In reply to ??? [2007-12-10 16:45:19 +0000 UTC]
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it soo much! ^_^ *claps* Bravo Minerva! XD
Only one thing; isn't his left eye the wrong colour? Or is he wearing contacts? XD
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ablazened In reply to DeadlyDarkButterfly [2007-12-11 14:58:53 +0000 UTC]
maybe it's your screen...
i don't see the difference...
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DeadlyDarkButterfly In reply to ablazened [2007-12-12 15:49:23 +0000 UTC]
No you see, after the time portal (i'm asuming you've read book 5 or you wouldn't know Minerva)his left eye was switch with Hooly's. Giving Artemis a brown left eye and giving Holly a blue left eye.
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ablazened In reply to DeadlyDarkButterfly [2007-12-13 12:30:48 +0000 UTC]
*blink*
i saw Minerva on the net.
and... i FERVENTLY WANT to read book 5... and the rest of the artemis books...
but i can't. coz i dunno where to find them. :'s
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DeadlyDarkButterfly In reply to ablazened [2007-12-13 20:27:43 +0000 UTC]
OMG! o.0 YOU POOR THING!
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kayoru In reply to ??? [2007-12-10 16:19:35 +0000 UTC]
*dies*
You win the Internet with this.
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ablazened In reply to kayoru [2007-12-11 14:58:00 +0000 UTC]
the internet is way beyond my reach.
i'm still hoping for a good app to a good college...
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porpierita In reply to ??? [2007-12-10 15:43:44 +0000 UTC]
LOL! Oh gosh, a bit OOC, but great nevertheless. I love this couple!
Have a feeling me and you are gonna get along greatly XD
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ablazened In reply to porpierita [2007-12-11 14:57:07 +0000 UTC]
nakeh.
well... semi-nakey...
and, yes, i agree, it's OOC, but he softens up a bit on the later books. so.
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porpierita In reply to ablazened [2007-12-11 15:49:21 +0000 UTC]
LOLZ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
Yeah, he softens I know...but posing for a magazine? Butler will have a fit XD
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ablazened In reply to porpierita [2007-12-12 10:14:29 +0000 UTC]
well, in my view, Butler actually (sorta) whistled. (note Minerva's journal entry)
lolz.
and, i think Minerva did terrible things to him to make him do that.
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ablazened In reply to Earice [2007-12-02 11:27:55 +0000 UTC]
lol, double poster.
your internet's not working properly, is it?
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Earice In reply to ablazened [2007-12-02 15:27:47 +0000 UTC]
oops, sorry. it happens . dA goes all mean on me sometimes.
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ablazened In reply to Earice [2007-12-04 13:56:38 +0000 UTC]
oh.
*sigh* i still need to do stuff for envi ed...
i'm not even sure if all will go well tomorrow...
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tarushiru In reply to ??? [2007-12-01 01:56:42 +0000 UTC]
fowl, a magazine model? is the end of the world coming?
and... omfgawrsh.... 5 euro?!
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ablazened In reply to tarushiru [2007-12-01 16:32:46 +0000 UTC]
LOLZ. i got bored. so yes, 5 euro.
i couldn't very well put 5 pesos there, so. (it was very tempting, though.
)
and, YESARTEMISFOWLASAMAGAZINEMODELTHEENDOFTH EWORLDASWEKNOWIT.
HOORAHFORMINERVAPARADIZOFORTAKINGTHISSHO TSHE'SMYHERO!!!
HIPHIP!!!
HOORAY!!!
HIPHIP!!!
HOORAY!!!
HIPHIP!!!
...
i suddenly feel stupid.
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tarushiru In reply to ablazened [2007-12-01 17:16:19 +0000 UTC]
no.. not stupid. hmmmm.... creative is a more appropriate word....
i need to brush up on my fowl literature... it seems like i missed the fourth installation... *slaps self*
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ablazened In reply to tarushiru [2007-12-02 11:32:36 +0000 UTC]
there are five books... all i have is book two.
I WANT THE REST!!!
(i saw book 4 in Powerbooks in Shang by the way. )
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tarushiru In reply to ablazened [2007-12-03 00:05:24 +0000 UTC]
we have up to opal deception here at home.... and another eoin coifer book... errhh.... the supernaturals... or something...
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