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Published: 2009-12-17 09:44:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 1134; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 21
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I think I went overboard with the colouring here. XDJust a muse. C'mon! Think about it!
Y'see, each time I read a pairing fic with Vinny, he's always described as 'elegant', 'delicate', 'lovely', 'magnificent', 'beautiful', 'flawless', 'perfect'(Egads, it's like they're trying to turn him into a sue) while forgetting a few little details about him.
He hasn't bathed in 30 years.
He hasn't washed his hair in 30 years.
He hasnt brushed his teeth in 30 years(Imagine his breath dearies).
He hasn't done a lot of things in 30 years, and hygiene is one of them. And bad hygiene is a MEGA turn-off.
And yes Cid, it does reek that bad. You smoke too much dammit. *dumps a bucket of water at Cid*
Cid: Shit! WTF?!
SAVE THE RAINFORESTS!!! STOP SMOKING!!!
Cid: Why you little...! Come back here you &*^&%%%@@%*!!!!!!
(c) All things related to Final Fantasy belongs to Square. Psst! If Cid can't smell his odor, maybe he should be the one bathing Vinny amirite?
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xD Never even thought of the fact that Vincent spent thirty years sleeping and not bathing or moving...he probably has more than one bed sore too...and a few splinters from that nice casket of his..
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And how did he go to the toilet? The room was locked...
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Not to mention that he had no food supply and the only available food sources were mold and rats....and the water can NOT have been that clean...then agian, he IS undead...maybe he didn't need to pee? or eat? or move?
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If he's undead, does that mean he can't get erections since there's no bloodflow?
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OH MY GOD WHAT A HORRIBLE THOUGHT!
That would render all Vincent fanservice utterly USELESS
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Hey it's true! 
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The smell of corpses reeks on him
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Is so true!!!! *dies laughing at the comment* Oh and poor Cid. But he really shouldn't smoke so much.
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Cid probably came with a cigarette in his mouth when he was born.
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He'd be partially wrinkled and his hair would be grey-ish.
...And he wont have the fangirl army in the background.
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well... he doesn't age now, so he wouldn't be grey. i was thinking more of the fact that his hair would be so much longer. his body would be shrunken from malnutricion.... and i considered bed sores.... but then i asked my mom what they looked like.... and laying still for 30 yrs, you'd probably see bone... so no.
oh yea, and he'd be naked. since they never explain where he got those cloths
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Yeah, I was wondering when someone would notice that.
I'm guessing the cape is a manifestation of Chaos.
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O.O... omg that's genius!
mind if i use that?
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Also, shouldn't Vincent's body be shriveled up from disuse? Just ask anyone who's ever been in a coma. Yet he somehow manages to gracefully flip out of his coffin after 30 years!
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Vincent is also undead.
He's a canonically zombie even though most people don't realize it.
Guh, darn you Square and your lousy logic!
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I started a fic about this a while ago, but ditched it. I didn't think anyone would want to read it. XD
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I would. Definitely.
But that's probably just me and a few others.
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Forgive me god for making this comment but... Vincent's a dirty boy
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This picture NEEDS a sequel. Probably Cid washing Vincent and Yuffie taking pictures
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Okay then! *adds one more request to her list*
Happy hollidays!
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you too, Marry Chrishannuwuanzamas!
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My best friend and I used to make this joke when we were in high school!!
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Haha, glad ta see I wasn't the only one who noticed. XD
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He's not smelly if he rested in a coffin full of roses! 
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And who knows what Hojo put in that coffin at the time...
I mean, where didja think the cape came from?
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*laughs ass off* So true, so true...his breath a lone would be a leathal weapon! Even Cid ought to smell that!
I'm writing you a ZackxCid fic...but it kind of mutated and is now a Cidxeveryoneinshinra fic 
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That would be an AWESOME new limit break!
Does that mean there will be a minor CidxHojo in your fic...? 
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Breath of Death - it even sounds great!
Nah, Cid refused anyone who wasn't pretty...
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Ooh! Ooh! Is Sephy gonna be in it!?
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Yeah, he was just having the nicests dream about Lucrecia in a bikini...then he got woken up by an a mopey kid with a bad haircut and was told he stank by a loudmouth brat, who then, proceeded to barf on his boots.
Oh well, atleast he got to meet the hunk in the flight jacket...
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Oh that's gotta suck.
Well, at least he's got the hunk.
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XD You've made my day
*throws Vincent a bar of soap the size of Meteor*
Get to Scrubbin'!
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*grabs camera and watches a nekkid vincent shower*
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