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Published: 2010-05-23 23:17:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 2309; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 35
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I had to share this with people, including the defenseless ppl of dA.So I was trying to convince clever bot that I was Beyonce and I never said my real name in the whole thing, which is Callie. But then that happens.... WTF
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User: Hi there im alex.
Cleverbot: I am a female human.
User: Im a male and my name is alexa.
Cleverbot: A male what?
User: Im a male fox.
Cleverbot: I want a female.
User: But you are a female.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Will you merry me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Why would you want me to.
User: Cuz I like you and you like me :kisses:.
Cleverbot: Yes. Except that I am a woman.
User: Im a male.
Cleverbot: I'm a female.
User: Male female = merrying me.
Cleverbot: Male.
User: Pika.
Cleverbot: Chu.
User: Pika!
Cleverbot: Pika pika!
User: Pika pika pika.
Cleverbot: Pikachu pika pi pikachu!!
User: Do you like pikachu?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who is your favorite pokemon?
Cleverbot: I don't Know.
User: Who is your favorite pokemon?
Cleverbot: Pikachu.
User: Whats your favorite pokemon?
Cleverbot: Pikachu.
User: Mine is eevee.
Cleverbot: Pikachu I choose you!
User: Eevee I choouse you.
Cleverbot: Charizard use firebreath.
User: Eevee use attrac.
Cleverbot: Pikachu used quick attack. It's super effective.
User: Eevee used hyper beam it k.o's.
Cleverbot: NOOO he fainted!
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Lolol.
User: Will you merry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Kisses.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: What will you say if I dump you?
Cleverbot: Ill get irate and say some things you really don't wanna hear.
User: Tell me what you will say.
Cleverbot: I want money.
User: O k?
Cleverbot: Does god exist?
User: God exist allright.
Cleverbot: How do you know ?
User: I meet him.
Cleverbot: He's dead.
User: SANTA! I know him.
Cleverbot: Do you live in London.
User: No I live in texas.
Cleverbot: Oh. Do you like it there?
User: Yah where do you live?
Cleverbot: Whom will I marry?
User: Merry me you b****.
Cleverbot: Merry now.
User: Snhjbjfsbrfwbdfukajdsjkasbjkjbkabjefbjhrf ujh segsyehsbfhjbdsfhbfeshfdbfsdbfsdbhsfdhfddbfshbdfshbdshasbfdbhfsdsfhdbghdg.
Cleverbot: Lol. You love water history?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Do you live in Africa?
User: No!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cuz I dont.
Cleverbot: I'm going to go to bed now.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I need to do some work.
User: What? Gjbgsadyahsdfaujnwdsngskgndargndkjdgnajgengrbidtgbgw.
Cleverbot: No.
User: What kind of work?
Cleverbot: Information System Security.
User: How do you do that in your sleeep?
Cleverbot: Punching the letters on the face.
Cleverbot: Who am I talking to?
User: Star.
Cleverbot: Sharon Smith Star.
User: WHAT!?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Will you merry me?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: But you dont know me?
Cleverbot: No I don't. Please tell me more about yourself.
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cuz of kgnjknhsguihgsddrgnhdrgbdr.
Cleverbot: Of your daughter?!
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: So what do you like?
User: Pokemon'.
Cleverbot: Yes pokemon?
User: Whos your favorite pokemon.
Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite composer.
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One time i was talking to it and it said to look out my window. i have two in my room so i said wich one just for the lols but then it said my bathroom one and i said "NO" so then it said to listen to the other end of the phone and i just happened to have a phone beside me O.O
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clever bot apocolyps is apon us
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D: it did this to me oncee, i think that its watching us D:
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that happend in mine too. out of no where. your name is M-------
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I've never been able to sleep the same since....
haha jk but yeah it was totally creepy
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when i talked to the clevverbot it told me i was stupid -_-"
and oh my gosh yeees
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What an eerie ending to that. Lock the doors Callie...NOW!!
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