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WHOA! Where'd he come from? -_-; ok, lemme start from the begining, and try to stay along with me folks.

One day, CoCo went over to Greed's place to talk to him about his rivalry with Theo. They BOTH ACCIDENTALLY got drunk and....well, two weeks later, CoCo found out she was pregnant, but neither she or Greed remember the incident 'cause alchohal can do that to you!

Now, when Jared is born, Theo notices that his eyes are brown, and that makes no sense 'cause his eyes are green and his wife's are blue. Six months later, he takes Jared to the doctor's office to get a blood test. Results: NEGATIVE! NEGATIVE! Lemme think-NEGATIVE! So, if Theo isn't the father, who is?

Lemme interupt to say COCO IS NOT A WHORE! THIS WAS AN ACCIDENT! Okay, now I return to the story....

So, eventually he finds out that is was his rival who knocked up his wife and he's like, "YOU SCREWED MY WIFE! I'LL KILL YOU!" And Greed's like, "Calm down you prick, it was an accident! Besides, you're telling me that now you know, Jared isn't worth your love anymore?" and Theo's like "......."

So, Jared is under Theo and CoCo's care and will be told about his true heritage by the age of seven. Why seven? My guess is only because there are seven main deadly sins and...I unno, makes sense. But, Greed watches over him from a far, and stuff like that that's just so cute. x33333!!!

DON'T TELL IZZY OR GAVIN THAT JARED IS THEIR HALF BROTHER!!! O_O That'll create too serious of a conflict that I yet have any control over. OBEY MEEEE!

Greed is a Grim Reaper character, the genius sinner, and a hell of a wise guy. <<

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WHOA! Where'd he come from? -_-; ok, lemme start from the begining, and try to stay along with me folks.

One day, CoCo went over to Greed's place to talk to him about his rivalry with Theo. They BOTH ACCIDENTALLY got drunk and....well, two weeks later, CoCo found out she was pregnant, but neither she or Greed remember the incident 'cause alchohal can do that to you!

Now, when Jared is born, Theo notices that his eyes are brown, and that makes no sense 'cause his eyes are green and his wife's are blue. Six months later, he takes Jared to the doctor's office to get a blood test. Results: NEGATIVE! NEGATIVE! Lemme think-NEGATIVE! So, if Theo isn't the father, who is?

Lemme interupt to say COCO IS NOT A WHORE! THIS WAS AN ACCIDENT! Okay, now I return to the story....

So, eventually he finds out that is was his rival who knocked up his wife and he's like, "YOU SCREWED MY WIFE! I'LL KILL YOU!" And Greed's like, "Calm down you prick, it was an accident! Besides, you're telling me that now you know, Jared isn't worth your love anymore?" and Theo's like "......."

So, Jared is under Theo and CoCo's care and will be told about his true heritage by the age of seven. Why seven? My guess is only because there are seven main deadly sins and...I unno, makes sense. But, Greed watches over him from a far, and stuff like that that's just so cute. x33333!!!

DON'T TELL IZZY OR GAVIN THAT JARED IS THEIR HALF BROTHER!!! O_O That'll create too serious of a conflict that I yet have any control over. OBEY MEEEE!

Greed is a Grim Reaper character, the genius sinner, and a hell of a wise guy. <<