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Adrasil — A rhetorical question (and a little levity)
Published: 2020-03-13 17:58:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 800; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 5
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I know people are at least a little nervous about catching the corona virus, but what the HELL does hoarding TP have to do in preventing it? Are you going to crap more while sitting home all day as opposed to half a day at home and a half a day at work? What are these people going to do when the Zombie Apocalypse happens?Related content
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They hoard it because every time one person sneezes, fifty others crap their pants...
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People hear one cough, and they all $h!T in their pants
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I would hoard Paper Towels instead of all toilet paper. The quicker picker-upper. If someone gets beat down over quarantine and is bleeding you don't want TP, you need paper towels. yes, some TP would be a good idea but not JUST TP. Get some canned goods like tuna fish, canned chicken, Chef-Boy-Ardee, Dinty Moore Beef Stew, Chunky soups, Canned Chili, canned milk as it stays good until you open it and needs no refrigeration until opened. Stock up on Drinking Water and then gallon sized bottled of distilled water. Drink the drinking water (duh!) and use the distilled water for cleaning up and taking sink baths if the power grid goes out. Get you car or SUV gas tank filled and don't wait until the last minute to do it. Today is Friday, and so I say get on it. After work get to Walmart or whatever and get some stuff if you can and have the money to do it.
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The Enterprise is like toilet paper, they both around Uranus in search for Klingon
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fuck knows, and bog-roll is gonna do fuck all for the CrVs.
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Ever look at Robert "Beto" O'Rourke and think it's Butthead in real life?!
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We're weeks out for TP only 5 tests available for the entire county. My partner may have already contracted it. Whoever you are wherever you live. We are in this together, we need to support one another. May you be well.
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Thank you for your kindness
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