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RazorVolare [2017-10-11 21:11:32 +0000 UTC]

Spotted
"It's the Doom Slayer! No wait, it's just some human; KILL THEM!"
"She's here! I thought she was just a crappy drawing but's it not; it's her!"
"And I just shat myself..."
"Die human!"
"A human? Here?!"
"Eat pistol, bitch!"
"Human!"
"The fleshy human with chest knobs is here!"
"Freeze!"
"There she is!"
"Aw crap she found me-I mean I found her! Get her!"
"Uh oh.."
"I'm so dead, aren't I..."
"CHEST KNOBS!"
"Intruder!"
"Pick up that can-I mean, FREEZE!"
"The human is over here!"
"Freeze and I'll shoot you!"
"A HUMAN!"
"Wait a minute, Your not Bob!"


Lurking
"If I chase her then I'll catch her and then I don't know what to do..."
"*Radio call* Quick question; Have we ever wandered off to go look for the enemy and NOT ended up DEAD? Over?"
"THIS is a biblical kind of doom."
"You can't hide forever~"
"-pant pant- Must. Chase. Human. -pant pant-"
"You can't hide from me! I should know, I've been taught how to always find you!"
"Dammit, I had two days left until my transfer too..."
"I don't get payed enough for this..."
"I'm gonna die now, I just know it..."
"I'm walking on sunshine, whoa~"
"-Pant Pant- How does this human run so fast?"
"*Radio Call* Hey, does anyone know what those chest knobs things do? Over."
"I know your here~"
"I know your here, it says so on the mini-map!"
"*Radio Call* I heard if you taunt them, they'll show their crappy mugs. Over." "Yo! You couldn't shoot me even if you tried!"
"*Radio Call* I heard they hate comments about being fat. Maybe that will lure them out. Over." "Hey, that armor makes you look fat, fatty!"
"*Radio Call* Keep looking or I will make you suffer more then she will make you suffer! Over!"
"-Pant Pant- Wait up! I can't run as fast as you!"

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RazorVolare [2017-10-10 13:09:25 +0000 UTC]

You are dead, not big surprise~

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silentzorah [2017-10-10 12:56:12 +0000 UTC]

Splat!

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