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Description Well I did this.

1. I never thought diving off buildings into water could be so much fun. Plus, the ladies of Assassin's Creed II were brilliant, tough gals you wouldn't want to cross. 'Specially Paula.

2. I wish I had an Animus... Did anybody else think Machiavelli looked a little vampirish?

3. He was a douchebag, plus Ezio let off a little bit of steam with that fella when he killed him.

4. A fantastic and romantic relationship (thanks to Lineage) that unfortunately wasn't explored a little more. Giovanni and Maria were so sweet together.

5. Ring finger. By the way, that is Ilaria (my OC for ACII hehe).

6. Ah brothers, Federico was one of my favorite characters, somewhat reminds me of my brother. This scene just cracked me up, Ezio was just pissed. I'm not sure if that's what he said but I think it means a rather vulgar curse.

7. The spear and the axe had amazing animations actually. But seeing Ezio just "flick" that spear into some guards face is just.... funny.

8. Aw, Leo.

9. Fucking unicorn.

10. Lazy page with Ilaria.

11. Eh? I say it's a fair trade.

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Aelwen In reply to ??? [2011-05-27 04:17:17 +0000 UTC]

Perfecto.

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Animechick134 In reply to Aelwen [2011-05-28 01:18:55 +0000 UTC]

XD

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ChuckTayStar [2011-03-21 20:14:33 +0000 UTC]

yes yes he ID a whore

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StephSpensleyArts In reply to ??? [2011-02-23 05:38:07 +0000 UTC]

"i wuv you ezzy bear!" amazing.

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Aelwen In reply to StephSpensleyArts [2011-02-23 23:36:23 +0000 UTC]

He's rather affectionate, that one.

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StephSpensleyArts In reply to Aelwen [2011-02-26 08:08:58 +0000 UTC]

i love it XD very amusing. And now when i play the game and see him...i laugh. A lot.

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Aelwen In reply to StephSpensleyArts [2011-02-26 18:14:09 +0000 UTC]

Haha, glad it amused you so.

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ChuckTayStar [2011-02-20 17:11:09 +0000 UTC]

haha nice was laughing for like 5min

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Aelwen In reply to ChuckTayStar [2011-02-21 05:59:40 +0000 UTC]

Glad you enjoyed it

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loki2113 [2011-02-14 02:32:29 +0000 UTC]

Loved it but you should try pressing the attack button with a spear in assassins creed brotherhood you throw it and nail a guard right in the face.

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Aelwen In reply to loki2113 [2011-02-14 06:16:08 +0000 UTC]

I'll keep that in mind..

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daniboy95 In reply to ??? [2011-02-05 22:58:13 +0000 UTC]

Best line in game?
Mario when he meets Ezio
"It's a me. MARIO!" xD

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Aelwen In reply to daniboy95 [2011-02-06 05:09:07 +0000 UTC]

Yeah it was pretty sweet.

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Aki1no1yuki In reply to ??? [2011-01-20 20:00:33 +0000 UTC]

The slightly bad part is: I've already read the renaiscanse in elementary, never to be seen again. (Until the awesomeness that is University!!) We all wondered about the bridge in Firenze where people lived in, I freaking recognized it! 'Oh God! It can't be! THAT bridge?!' I had a fangirl moment while playing the game. I was always facinated by Leonardo ever since we read the chapter that was all about him, but *poof* forgotten after a few years since he didn't get mentioned that much after elementary. I always had the image of him stealing corpses back then when we read about it. It makes me laugh now. We made a freaking painting of Cesare Borgia back then too... I also remember seeing pics of Rodrigo Borgia in the book. That's just one reason why I love the game, brings back good memories. Faving this!

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Aelwen In reply to Aki1no1yuki [2011-01-21 00:06:54 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like good times! Thank you for the fave!

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Man-of-the-Hour In reply to ??? [2011-01-14 04:15:31 +0000 UTC]

1. Truely, one of the few games done today that doesn't make its female characters either masculine, hyper-independent ass-kickers with as much testosterone as the men and yet dress as little as possible, or as helpless, whiny, useless token characters that only personify a specific goal.[/feminist]

2. I actually thought Machiavelli looks kinda like an asshole. Lo and behold, come AC: Brotherhood, I'm sorta right.

3. He told Mr. Douche da Firenze exactly what I would have, to basically andare a buttarsi in un pozzo di petrolio fiammeggiante e non preoccuparsi di tornare per aria.

4. Plus Maria has one of the greatest lines in a game, ever. If you played AC2, you know what I mean.

5. ... Yea--no, fuck that. Make the mod to let me keep my finger, dude. I'll wait.

6. He actually tells his brother to fuck off. Subtitles FTW!

7. I personally prefer the assassinations. Classic Death Cuddle. 'Nuff said.

8. I love that guy. He's so optimistic and tireless, in direct contrast to myself.

9. Yeah. Fuck unicorns. Dragons are infinitely better than those stupid things. One horn? BAH! Dragons are COVERED in horns! And breathe FIRE! Can YOUR mount breathe fucking FIRE?! I DON'T THINK SO!

10. We need more female Assassins. We need to play as one, actually. It would be awesome. It could even be in-canon without the awkwardness of Desmond slipping into a female body, like a spinoff following one of the girls in the Animus for kicks. Or even a sort of reboot or alternate location with a different protagonist.

11. I prefer a sexy Catarina, but maybe that's just me.

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Aelwen In reply to Man-of-the-Hour [2011-01-14 04:38:53 +0000 UTC]

1. Agreed.

2. But he's great IRL.

3. I'm far too lazy to put that in a translator.

4. I believe I would have had to play the game if I made this meme.

5. Dexterity.

6. Too lazy to fix it.

7. He loves too much.

8. I said 'fuck it' and drew my own thing. (Which means I didn't read the question.) But yes, Leo is pretty great.

9. Unfortunately mine cannot, however, my mount can destroy a dragon. Not that it would... but hey. Options open.

10. It would certainly add a different dynamic to the game, I believe. Additionally, Desmond could slip into a female ancestor (if not simply because of the mitochondrial DNA passed down only from mothers).

11. Then make your own meme. Hee hee.

Thank you though for the lengthy comment. I hope (though assume) you enjoyed it.

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Man-of-the-Hour In reply to Aelwen [2011-01-14 04:54:31 +0000 UTC]

3. "... go jump into a flaming oil pit and don't bother coming up for air."

4. That last part was more for other people reading it. I pretty much assumed that you'd played it.

9. I would normally call bullshit on that, but I'm afraid your mount will destroy mine, so I'll instead shut up.

11. I would, but I lack a tablet and can't use a mouse worth shit.

You're welcome, and I did enjoy it.

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Aelwen In reply to Man-of-the-Hour [2011-01-14 04:56:07 +0000 UTC]

9.

11. That's a shame, I hope you can get a tablet one day!

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Man-of-the-Hour In reply to Aelwen [2011-01-14 07:00:57 +0000 UTC]

11. Thanks. Me, too.

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loveygirl2345 In reply to ??? [2010-11-27 20:21:06 +0000 UTC]

(looks at last panel) YES!

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Aelwen In reply to loveygirl2345 [2010-11-27 22:29:23 +0000 UTC]

He won't mind, I'm sure ^_^

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loveygirl2345 In reply to Aelwen [2010-11-28 00:47:43 +0000 UTC]

ROFL

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Leafia111 [2010-10-22 03:00:43 +0000 UTC]

FF ever since playing AC 1/2 Ive accually been paying attention in History.. and when we started talking about the tme with leonardo da vinci.. i almost shouted "Wait.. what about Ezio?!'"

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Aelwen In reply to Leafia111 [2010-10-22 06:48:33 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, me too. A part of my mind always tries to incorporate the assassins into history.

When that gets too boring, I just imagine Ezio climbing up buildings I see. It. Is. Awesome.

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Leafia111 In reply to Aelwen [2010-10-22 23:04:50 +0000 UTC]

haha

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Ashlee96 In reply to ??? [2010-08-19 11:05:17 +0000 UTC]

i almost lost it when it saw that unicorn lol

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Aelwen In reply to Ashlee96 [2010-08-19 19:10:00 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, he just popped in there for no RAISIN.

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jazzknh [2010-08-03 08:24:50 +0000 UTC]

Gioavanni should get his own game just so we could learn more about him yes? I bet the sales for that would trump even ACII.

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Aelwen In reply to jazzknh [2010-08-03 16:21:22 +0000 UTC]

Maybe, even so I'm very hesitant about prequels.

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0Audeamus0 In reply to ??? [2010-07-29 18:09:03 +0000 UTC]

I almost keeled over laughing when I saw that pink bulging eyed unicorn. thank you ^^

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Aelwen In reply to 0Audeamus0 [2010-07-29 18:49:39 +0000 UTC]

He's looking for work actually, but you're welcome!

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Ookamiofthewolves In reply to ??? [2010-04-03 02:23:29 +0000 UTC]

In that scene with Ezio, Federico and the doctor he actually said 'Fottiti'(Something close) and it roughly translates to, mind the vulgarity, 'Go fuck yourself'. I hope that helped.

Also this is very cute.

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Aelwen In reply to Ookamiofthewolves [2010-04-03 06:01:01 +0000 UTC]

Thank you ^_^

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Camui-Zuuki In reply to ??? [2010-03-15 08:11:26 +0000 UTC]

LOL XD
"Douche"
So true!!

And I loved the scene with the finger... AC2 rocks so hard!!

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Aelwen In reply to Camui-Zuuki [2010-03-15 15:51:13 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! AC2 is pretty good yeah

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DeeNuke In reply to ??? [2010-03-02 09:47:03 +0000 UTC]

You said... Ezzy-bear! That's the best!

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Aelwen In reply to DeeNuke [2010-03-02 14:40:52 +0000 UTC]

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DeeNuke In reply to Aelwen [2010-03-02 14:45:16 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, exactly... I was at work when I saw your meme and suddenly I burst into laughter... and all those "hard-working" colleagues of mine went maaad... Thx for the good laugh!

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Aelwen In reply to DeeNuke [2010-03-03 04:08:59 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!

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DeeNuke In reply to Aelwen [2010-03-03 04:55:40 +0000 UTC]

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GameGal101 In reply to ??? [2010-02-28 21:41:21 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD I HATED VIERI SO MUCH HIS MOUTH IS ALWAYS IN A FAG LIKE SNEER

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Aelwen In reply to GameGal101 [2010-03-01 05:01:08 +0000 UTC]

That's why I stabbed him in the throat

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GameGal101 In reply to Aelwen [2010-03-01 21:55:38 +0000 UTC]

stab

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Aelwen In reply to GameGal101 [2010-03-01 22:13:20 +0000 UTC]

die

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GameGal101 In reply to Aelwen [2010-03-01 22:26:33 +0000 UTC]

PRINCESS STABITTY, STAB STAB KILL KILL

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Aelwen In reply to GameGal101 [2010-03-01 22:34:54 +0000 UTC]

AUGH!?!?!

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Ellagne In reply to ??? [2010-02-28 08:44:19 +0000 UTC]

Epic. Just epic. Love the way you draw Ezio

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Aelwen In reply to Ellagne [2010-02-28 08:57:03 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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Hawkbelly-fire [2010-01-16 04:14:26 +0000 UTC]

Machiavelli did look vampirish... ^^

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