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Aelwen — Assassin's Creed II Meme
Published: 2009-12-06 05:26:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 39454; Favourites: 229; Downloads: 707
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Well I did this.1. I never thought diving off buildings into water could be so much fun. Plus, the ladies of Assassin's Creed II were brilliant, tough gals you wouldn't want to cross. 'Specially Paula.
2. I wish I had an Animus... Did anybody else think Machiavelli looked a little vampirish?
3. He was a douchebag, plus Ezio let off a little bit of steam with that fella when he killed him.
4. A fantastic and romantic relationship (thanks to Lineage) that unfortunately wasn't explored a little more. Giovanni and Maria were so sweet together.
5. Ring finger. By the way, that is Ilaria (my OC for ACII hehe).
6. Ah brothers, Federico was one of my favorite characters, somewhat reminds me of my brother. This scene just cracked me up, Ezio was just pissed. I'm not sure if that's what he said but I think it means a rather vulgar curse.
7. The spear and the axe had amazing animations actually. But seeing Ezio just "flick" that spear into some guards face is just.... funny.
8. Aw, Leo.
9. Fucking unicorn.
10. Lazy page with Ilaria.
11. Eh? I say it's a fair trade.
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Thank you very much! (Thank you for the fave too 
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Hahaha. This is epic.
I think the Ezio sexiness is a good trade. X)
Funny thing is with #10, the assassin in AC3 is supposed to be female, and taking place during WW2, according to sources.
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Haha thanks, I think so too
I kind of hope not, if they put guns in as a main weapon and lose the rooftop jumping... the game loses what made it unique from other games. Plus, no sexy assassins XD
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To my knowledge, they're still keeping the Assassin's Creed tradition in terms of weapons, but they're likely inclding a pistol as a secondary or something. And to my knowledge, the girl is (was) a normal civillian with no official access to firearms.
Of course, Ubisoft might scrap the idea entirely and try something diferent, since it's still in the planning stages. But hey, you'd get to kill Hitler!
And yeah, for straight girls there's no sexy assassins. I am a biromantic asexual female and I think Ezio is hot. Hell, I even know some straight MEN that would love to get in Ezio's pants. XD
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XD He's a manwhore what can we say? ^_^
I suppose I'll play this one to death like I did the first before I really worry about the third installment
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True. I've already beat the game 100%, but I can always replay it.
That, and [Prototype].
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Yeah. He calls him a penis. Me and my friend went around walmart saying it in italian.
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I thought penis started with a 'b' or something, I always thought vaffanculo meant "fuck off".
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Actually... its "biscaro" My sissy got the assassin's creed book and it had a glossary in the back 
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lololol
"DOUCHE" at Vieridi.
i agree!
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lulululullulululul, this is hilarious!!
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Haha, love the sexy Ezio
And the Unicorn!
By the way: Ezio said "fottiti" to Frederico, which was translated as "go fuck yourself". I loved that scene, too!
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That,s my favourite scene to 
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Thank you! I could not find a reference to that scene -_-
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No problem
I'm not sure about the spelling, though. I don't really speak Italian...
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Me neither, but it looks familiar 
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!!!
oh god I love that unicorn. seriously. This is awesome. 8D
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