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"(__f/n__), can I come in? I need to come in! I gotta go to the bathroom!"

"Hold it, Alfred! I'm taking a shower!" You hollered from inside the bathroom. Somehow, Alfred always seemed to catch you in the most awkward places, and today he just happened to find you in the only place you found peace.

"But (__f/n__) ~, I gotta peeee…" He whined cutely, crossing his legs.

You sighed from inside the bathroom, "Fine, the doors already open, but no looking!" Alfred barged through the door and looked your way, "Don't worry! I promise I won't—"

"ALFRED! I SAID DON'T LOOK!" You threw a bar of soap at him, which he dodged like a boss.

Awkward.

"Whoa, whoa! Okay, chill!" He said averting his eyes away with a nervous laugh. You were still sceptical to if he really needed to go to the bathroom or not. You were proven right when you watched his shadow on the curtain move closer and closer to the shower.

"A-Alfred, you pervert! You're creeping me out. Honestly, do your business and get out."

"………But…… the toilet is like, right next to the shower…. Soooo…."He trailed off. "O-Oh!" You blushed lightly. You'd be standing right next to him while you guys were doing your own businesses….

Really awkward.

Before Alfred even started his business though, he noticed your body's silhouette displayed on the curtains, making him blush a million shades of red. Not only that, you had started running your hands through you scalp, and washing your hair in a really sexy manner, and he had to hold his nose to contain 'it'.

That's when you noticed his own silhouette from the other side of the curtain staring at you. You stopped washing your hair and quickly crossed your arms over your chest protectively.

"ALFRED! STOP IT!"

Totally awkward.

S-Sorry! I-I didn't mean to stare! I swear! I can't see anything!" He stuttered, "I'll get on with it…." He mumbled as he undid his belt.

The sound of his metal belt coming undone and the sound of the zipper….

Made this awkward to the extreme.

'I wonder if he feels awkward too……….. O-Of course not! He's not the one with the mixed feelings; it's me!' You thought. You didn't want anymore awkwardness, so you decided to sing a song to drown out the sound of....... his business…..

"I don't know you
but I want you
all the more for that~"

You paused before continuing.

"Words fall through me
and always fool me
and I can't react~"

Another pause. He was certainly done by now, yet he was still standing on the other side of curtain.

"And games that never amount
to more than they're meant
will play themselves out~"

He joined in the chorus quietly with you. You didn't even notice he had, even though the song flowed more steadily with both your voices.

"Take this sinking boat and point it home
We've still got time
Raise your hopeful voice you have a choice
You'll make it now~"

You took another pause, but apparently Alfred continued.

"Falling slowly, eyes that know me
And I can't go back—"

"A-ALFRED!" You screamed, now realizing his presence was closer than before. He peeked into the shower curiously.

"…Yes m'lady? How may I be of assistance—"

"G-GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE BATHROOM!"

>////////<

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"(__f/n__), can I come in? I need to come in! I gotta go to the bathroom!"

"Hold it, Alfred! I'm taking a shower!" You hollered from inside the bathroom. Somehow, Alfred always seemed to catch you in the most awkward places, and today he just happened to find you in the only place you found peace.

"But (__f/n__) ~, I gotta peeee…" He whined cutely, crossing his legs.

You sighed from inside the bathroom, "Fine, the doors already open, but no looking!" Alfred barged through the door and looked your way, "Don't worry! I promise I won't—"

"ALFRED! I SAID DON'T LOOK!" You threw a bar of soap at him, which he dodged like a boss.

Awkward.

"Whoa, whoa! Okay, chill!" He said averting his eyes away with a nervous laugh. You were still sceptical to if he really needed to go to the bathroom or not. You were proven right when you watched his shadow on the curtain move closer and closer to the shower.

"A-Alfred, you pervert! You're creeping me out. Honestly, do your business and get out."

"………But…… the toilet is like, right next to the shower…. Soooo…."He trailed off. "O-Oh!" You blushed lightly. You'd be standing right next to him while you guys were doing your own businesses….

Really awkward.

Before Alfred even started his business though, he noticed your body's silhouette displayed on the curtains, making him blush a million shades of red. Not only that, you had started running your hands through you scalp, and washing your hair in a really sexy manner, and he had to hold his nose to contain 'it'.

That's when you noticed his own silhouette from the other side of the curtain staring at you. You stopped washing your hair and quickly crossed your arms over your chest protectively.

"ALFRED! STOP IT!"

Totally awkward.

S-Sorry! I-I didn't mean to stare! I swear! I can't see anything!" He stuttered, "I'll get on with it…." He mumbled as he undid his belt.

The sound of his metal belt coming undone and the sound of the zipper….

Made this awkward to the extreme.

'I wonder if he feels awkward too……….. O-Of course not! He's not the one with the mixed feelings; it's me!' You thought. You didn't want anymore awkwardness, so you decided to sing a song to drown out the sound of....... his business…..

"I don't know you
but I want you
all the more for that~"

You paused before continuing.

"Words fall through me
and always fool me
and I can't react~"

Another pause. He was certainly done by now, yet he was still standing on the other side of curtain.

"And games that never amount
to more than they're meant
will play themselves out~"

He joined in the chorus quietly with you. You didn't even notice he had, even though the song flowed more steadily with both your voices.

"Take this sinking boat and point it home
We've still got time
Raise your hopeful voice you have a choice
You'll make it now~"

You took another pause, but apparently Alfred continued.

"Falling slowly, eyes that know me
And I can't go back—"

"A-ALFRED!" You screamed, now realizing his presence was closer than before. He peeked into the shower curiously.

"…Yes m'lady? How may I be of assistance—"

"G-GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE BATHROOM!"

>////////<