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agentsmithtrollplz — Because I choose to.

Published: 2012-06-11 03:54:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 892; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 0
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Description Why, Mr. Anderson, whywhywhy.. Why, why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is, do you even know? Perhaps peace, truth, could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson, vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or PURPOSE. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although.. only a human mind can invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson, you must know it by NOW. It's pointless to keep fighting! WHY, MR. ANDERSON, WHY, WHY DO YOU PERSIST?!

Because I choose to.
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killerdragon558 [2017-02-08 10:48:59 +0000 UTC]

Keanu Reeves as Batman.....how intriguing.

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CecileKane [2014-06-10 01:06:24 +0000 UTC]

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agentsmithtrollplz In reply to CecileKane [2014-06-23 03:17:27 +0000 UTC]

For all you know he was playing the fool.

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CecileKane In reply to agentsmithtrollplz [2014-06-23 19:01:04 +0000 UTC]

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agentsmithtrollplz In reply to CecileKane [2014-06-28 19:03:12 +0000 UTC]

Like that: mind blown.

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CecileKane [2014-06-04 20:37:25 +0000 UTC]

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agentsmithtrollplz In reply to CecileKane [2014-06-06 00:43:09 +0000 UTC]

True. 

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CecileKane In reply to agentsmithtrollplz [2014-06-06 06:41:35 +0000 UTC]

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agentsmithtrollplz In reply to CecileKane [2014-06-09 05:02:44 +0000 UTC]

I know.

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CecileKane In reply to agentsmithtrollplz [2014-06-09 11:23:54 +0000 UTC]

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agentsmithtrollplz In reply to CecileKane [2014-06-09 22:56:06 +0000 UTC]

XD Apt description. 

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CecileKane [2014-05-22 03:53:27 +0000 UTC]

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agentsmithtrollplz In reply to CecileKane [2014-05-22 20:08:08 +0000 UTC]

U mad?

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CecileKane In reply to agentsmithtrollplz [2014-05-22 22:29:01 +0000 UTC]

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agentsmithtrollplz In reply to CecileKane [2014-05-23 02:04:38 +0000 UTC]

I live up to my name?

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CecileKane [2014-05-15 21:51:44 +0000 UTC]

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agentsmithtrollplz In reply to CecileKane [2014-05-17 18:55:37 +0000 UTC]

I thought Batman's was his utility belt..

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CecileKane In reply to agentsmithtrollplz [2014-05-18 03:10:50 +0000 UTC]

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agentsmithtrollplz In reply to CecileKane [2014-05-18 14:53:59 +0000 UTC]

Oh, that flew over my head like a 747.

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CecileKane In reply to agentsmithtrollplz [2014-05-18 22:17:44 +0000 UTC]

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agentsmithtrollplz In reply to CecileKane [2014-05-19 00:00:39 +0000 UTC]

One word: Rumba.

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CecileKane In reply to agentsmithtrollplz [2014-05-19 02:22:24 +0000 UTC]

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agentsmithtrollplz In reply to CecileKane [2014-05-19 20:35:14 +0000 UTC]

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The-Katherinator [2012-09-01 19:18:51 +0000 UTC]

Agent Smith can still beat em...

[link]

LOL! Oh if only...

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agentsmithtrollplz In reply to The-Katherinator [2012-09-01 20:43:19 +0000 UTC]

I would pay to see that.

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AwesomebyAccident [2012-06-12 00:44:56 +0000 UTC]

I sorta like this answer better, except he can't be batman because Sheldon Cooper is!

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agentsmithtrollplz In reply to AwesomebyAccident [2012-06-12 00:48:49 +0000 UTC]

I thought he was the Flash..

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AwesomebyAccident In reply to agentsmithtrollplz [2012-06-12 00:52:56 +0000 UTC]

That's true to, but when Howard drugged him he claimed to be Batman when Leonard asked about the secret.

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agentsmithtrollplz In reply to AwesomebyAccident [2012-06-12 00:58:42 +0000 UTC]

Ah, I see.

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VirtuaLiberty [2012-06-11 16:42:45 +0000 UTC]

It's brilliant!!

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agentsmithtrollplz In reply to VirtuaLiberty [2012-06-11 17:22:37 +0000 UTC]

XD Thank you.

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AlienLifeDetected [2012-06-11 10:51:50 +0000 UTC]

Just because of this, when someone asks me a question today, my answer will be: Because I'm Batman!! *runs away with Sheldon*

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agentsmithtrollplz In reply to AlienLifeDetected [2012-06-11 12:58:27 +0000 UTC]

XD That's brilliant.

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AlienLifeDetected In reply to agentsmithtrollplz [2012-06-11 13:39:11 +0000 UTC]

My summer school teacher asked me a question about this math problem we were going over, and I said "b/c I'm Batman." Unfortunately, no one got it or laughed. They, including the teacher, said "what?" with the look on their faces.

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agentsmithtrollplz In reply to AlienLifeDetected [2012-06-11 14:53:18 +0000 UTC]

I might have not been used in the right context to give the right kick. It's more like:
"Why are you doing that?"
"Because I'm Batman."

I don't think it would work too well answering a math problem. :\ I'm sorry no one picked up on it.

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AlienLifeDetected In reply to agentsmithtrollplz [2012-06-12 02:32:02 +0000 UTC]

Yeah... uvu Oh well, I thought it was funny, not considering it was out of context

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agentsmithtrollplz In reply to AlienLifeDetected [2012-06-12 03:01:46 +0000 UTC]

You'll probably have another opportunity.

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AlienLifeDetected In reply to agentsmithtrollplz [2012-06-12 13:39:46 +0000 UTC]

XD Ask me a question.

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agentsmithtrollplz In reply to AlienLifeDetected [2012-06-12 13:50:43 +0000 UTC]

Why? XD *is waiting for it*

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AlienLifeDetected In reply to agentsmithtrollplz [2012-06-12 13:57:22 +0000 UTC]

BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!!

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agentsmithtrollplz In reply to AlienLifeDetected [2012-06-12 14:02:37 +0000 UTC]

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AlienLifeDetected In reply to agentsmithtrollplz [2012-06-12 14:12:41 +0000 UTC]

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agentsmithtrollplz In reply to AlienLifeDetected [2012-06-12 14:15:34 +0000 UTC]

BECAUSE I'M BATMAN//shot

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AlienLifeDetected In reply to agentsmithtrollplz [2012-06-12 14:21:06 +0000 UTC]


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agentsmithtrollplz In reply to AlienLifeDetected [2012-06-12 14:22:10 +0000 UTC]

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AlienLifeDetected In reply to agentsmithtrollplz [2012-06-12 14:27:49 +0000 UTC]

Fancy

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agentsmithtrollplz In reply to AlienLifeDetected [2012-06-12 14:31:08 +0000 UTC]

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AlienLifeDetected In reply to agentsmithtrollplz [2012-06-12 14:32:16 +0000 UTC]

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agentsmithtrollplz In reply to AlienLifeDetected [2012-06-12 14:33:12 +0000 UTC]

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Kiwano0 [2012-06-11 06:22:36 +0000 UTC]

That's hilarious ! XD I totally can see Neo saying ''I'm Batman'' covers his face with his trenchcoat/cape and running down the street jumping over some waste container and standing on the top on a house and you only can see his silhouette in the moon.
Smith would be like ''WTF ?'' like on the picture XD

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