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The endings may be a bit disappointing, but if you choose the blue beam, there are some perks ^.^Related content
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Ah...was sitting here laughing for at least a couple minutes straight at the implications.
Absolute hilarity, the thought of Reaper!Shep commanding Harbinger and others.
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most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received
this letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and
within a week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact
copy,
this
really
works!!!!
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1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3 times!
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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and
say it to your self 6 times!!
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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!
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4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that
1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!
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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you
scroll down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but
that wish.
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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and
what you wished for will come true within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now
pay very close attention this important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda
chain letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864
and if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that
after hearing these stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace .. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got
this same chain letter. She had a crush on th e same kid since
kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to
it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her
dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent
the letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be
alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra , he had a crush on a girl since
3rd grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her
love for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage
to ask
her out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years.
They grew up and
married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked.
Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to
check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek
either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was
this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what
could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends
from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that same
time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,
and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit!
Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the
next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats
only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out
withthat special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you
send this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people - Your crush will fall in love with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
Don't blow it, it's ur
chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining
cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a
chat room, pick some names and send
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Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight
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And that is why I picked Control in my first playthrough
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Funny comic a few months ago; canon ending in the actual game now.
Funny how things work out sometimes >_>
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Man, that glass of lemonade must be nearly a kilometer long.
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And that is not even counting the "emerrrgency inDUCtion port." XD
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Yay ! But the funny thing is, this is pretty much literally what happens under the new control ending.
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the reason I hate the indoctrination theory is(among other things) because it completely ruins the control ending
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the indoctrination theory is just a bunch of BIG fat BS, seriously, think about it. it makes no sense at all, and even their "proof" can be explained easily, I will explain it if you want, but right now I can't becauze it's 00:12 am here in italy so I'm going to bed soon XD
also, one more thing: the star child says" Your Belief is not required" and " synthetics seek perfection through understanding of organics" but since you haven't actually done anything yet when it tells you this, the catalyst is a machine itself, so It cannot understand your reasoning, so the answer it's pretty much there.....Control the Reapers, give the reapers your thoughts, your motives, your understanding, force them to understand and control them to protect the galaxy....maybe the leviathans will arise again one day, they were the apex of organics once and they dominated....I would NOT want to be dominated by thoose quids to be honest...I'll rather control theyr machine counterparts and kick theyr asses if they try something on the galaxy again.
we could argue that they are very powerful, but I really want to see if they can stand 50,000 sovereign-class reapers in their asses at the same time, PUNKS!!
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Exactly. A lot of people hate the control and synthesis endings because most of them were indoctrination theory followers.
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This Hurts my stomach! Ahahahahhahahahhaha
Faved!
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There was a Commander Reaper Shepard!!! Badass unlocked!!! Well for you not the horrible endings that caused millions of tables to mysteriously flip over all around world.
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I keep telling people that the blue ending could have some fun implications...
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Lol. I want more ending options, and this should be in with them.
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Satisfying endings vs Giant space lemonade.......decisions, decisions.
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This is exactly what I expected would happen with the control ending, nicely done sir
Link to my own interpretation: [link]
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lol. Shepard the supreme reaper. that actually would be kind of scary.
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If only!!!!
Though, it would be cooler if he was a Human Reaper, lol. xD
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If those idiots made a cut scene like this, I could forgive them
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*giggle* This is fantastic!
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Shepard-Reaper needs an Emergency Induction Port.
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This...actually brings me more closure than the game did. I chose control.
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Actually does make me feel a little better, thanks. If there's one good thing to come out of all this, it's that it's inspired some great stuff
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