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Published: 2007-04-03 00:01:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 9987; Favourites: 236; Downloads: 79
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300 had many themes. Bravery. Patriotism. Honor in battle. And, most importantly, firm, erect nipples.Imagine if that movie was in 3-D! Damn!
I find conversations about this movie amusing. Everyone goes to watch a bunch of buff Spartan men kill lots and lots of people, and when the movie's over, the reaction is frequently "Damn! That movie was soooooo cool! Could you believe it when that one guy did that thing to the other guy?! GREAT MOVIE!" followed shortly after with the almost mumbled afterthought: "There was a lot of nudity in that, wasn't there?"
Anyway. This was an excuse to draw the Guy in a Hat.
---AK
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The PG-rated trailer always makes me laugh!
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its funny discussing this 'theme' with the females.
especially talking about the rough sex.....
love the pic
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It's even weirder when a female invites you to see it to discuss such things.
---AK
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you're right that would be weirder.
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I havent seen "300", just because I'm not that much into that CGI type of movies (LOTR and similar). And everyone who has seen it keeps yelling/typing "SPARTAAAAAA" when I ask them about the movie 
Are we talking about male or female nipples?
Because if there are female . ..
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Female. Definitely female.
---AK
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It already sounds like a good movie
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hahahahahha
seriouslly... im laughing
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Then I have been a smashing success.
---AK
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One of my friends is planning on a 300 party in which the guys dress in leather thongs and capes and the gals in togas or something...I haven't seen the movie, and the image of my friend in a leather thong makes me want to see it even less.
>w<;;
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---AK
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Haha! Don't forget the leather speedos!
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i noticed that noone took any notice that the bad man in the movie looked like he just pranced off the set of Rocky Horror Picture Show.
there really WAS a ridiculous amount of nipple sightings in that movie.
when was there an amputee though? i was too engrossed in hot man flesh.
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It was in the tent when Xerxes was tempting the hunchback.
---AK
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ohhh yeh........i still think that Xerxes character was one strange looking......man?
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Definitely. But it's okay... because he was kind.
---AK
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I envy you.
Be my saviour.
*Fap Fap Fap THRUST Fap Fap*
That wasn't sexual at all, was it now.
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For all I know you were making helicopter noises.
---AK
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Why yes indeed.
Helicopter noises.
Yes. My new talent. *Ahem*
I'll just go off and make some more now.
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the funny thing is , i can watch that movie in 3-D
hehe xD
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now that you mention it.... Yea... there were quite a few o_O
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oh god i still have the picture of the man nipples stuck in my brain
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*shivers* i feel dirty now
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Gruff, yelling, blood and nipples, such a combo 
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Everything is a good excuse to draw a guy in a hat.
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There was fighting?!?!?!?! All I could see was hot man bod... 
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The fighting was hiding BEHIND the man-bod. I can see why you missed it.
---AK
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Does seem that ancient peoples had a thing for not wearing very much. Probably all that wisdom, heats your brain up. ^^
Must...see...300...
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I'm full of wisdom. And your words are true.
---AK
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Every guy I talked to loved it. I was just like... "The movie can be summed up like this... 'SAVE SPARTA... *nudity*... SAVE SPARTA... *more nudity*... SAVE SPARTA *death death death*'
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Because that's what we look for in movies.
---AK
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I was going to say SPAAARTAAAAAAAA!
but nipples made me laugh more
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Yeah, but NIIIIIPPLES! doesn't make a very convincing battle cry.
---AK
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Actually, it might... I know what i'm gonna do tomorrow.
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I still have to see that movie...
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Not only that, the nipples were in SUUUPERRR SLOOWWW MOOOTIONNN a few times.
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