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Published: 2013-07-30 01:41:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 2718; Favourites: 57; Downloads: 1
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Contrary to popular belief, and also cartoons, ants do not ruin picnics. Mosquitoes do. Ants try to eat your food, but mosquitoes try to eat YOU, which is a whole lot worse. Where I live, the summers are pretty humid, and mosquitoes rule the night, and also the evening, and also the better part of the afternoon. Its hard to enjoy the outdoors when your children are being drained of what little blood they have.More summer fun:
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This first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, July 26th.
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Comments: 31
AK-Is-Harmless In reply to TehTadpoleJackson [2014-12-10 13:36:39 +0000 UTC]
He's a good sport.
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to amon-ra-chibi [2013-09-06 00:57:17 +0000 UTC]
They're terrifying.
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to shardstar3 [2013-08-25 01:04:14 +0000 UTC]
A chronically suicidal character that Winslow hates: fav.me/d49mz91
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Phraggle [2013-08-07 01:57:17 +0000 UTC]
Background shenanigans are the best.
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to snippetsincolors [2013-08-04 20:02:06 +0000 UTC]
Thank you.
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Size-And-Stupidity [2013-08-03 00:39:18 +0000 UTC]
Where I'm from its the wasps that deliberately hunt you down and make you wish you had stayed indoors. Nice idea.
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Size-And-Stupidity [2013-08-03 01:09:33 +0000 UTC]
Stupid wasps. Those things LOOK evil.
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Size-And-Stupidity In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2013-08-03 23:18:02 +0000 UTC]
So true, creepy things.
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OlgyRodz13 [2013-07-31 18:10:01 +0000 UTC]
I totally agree. Picnics, beaches, parks, it's more mosquitos than ants, if ever.
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to OlgyRodz13 [2013-08-01 01:45:48 +0000 UTC]
The ants have a really piss-poor public relations crew.
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sevenofeleven [2013-07-31 10:50:10 +0000 UTC]
The Mosquitoes cruise by in their hoopte to see who they are going to bite.
Looks great.
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to sevenofeleven [2013-08-01 01:45:22 +0000 UTC]
Mosquitoes are punks.
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to The-Golden-Knight [2013-07-31 01:27:47 +0000 UTC]
THE FLAMES!
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ElectricGecko [2013-07-31 01:27:55 +0000 UTC]
Full of ideas, that one.
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Mindslave24-7 [2013-07-31 01:28:09 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, but then you have an angry mom to deal with.
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Mindslave24-7 In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2013-07-31 03:36:13 +0000 UTC]
At the bugs, not me.
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iamhere-V [2013-07-30 01:59:48 +0000 UTC]
That's what Winslow said. A blood filled dummy.
BURN!
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hooksnfangs [2013-07-30 01:44:38 +0000 UTC]
Ah! Mosquito season! I should get a blood filled dummy some time for camp.
I wonder how SODA JERK tastes like
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to hooksnfangs [2013-07-30 02:02:27 +0000 UTC]
See, the thing is, it's really easy to find a blood-filled dummy. They're literally everywhere.
Soda Jerk tastes like a lemon wedgie.
---AK
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