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Published: 2005-05-19 13:06:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 12416; Favourites: 79; Downloads: 285
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We already know that Winslow has strange thoughts on pregnancy www.deviantart.com/deviation/1β¦ and that was fine as long as he didn't get anyone else involved......that being said, Winslow did NOT get this woman pregnant. One of the things he likes to do (among other things) is randomly scream at pregnant women, sometimes going as far as breaking into their house, pointing at their round belly, and shouting expletives at them.
Reblog on Tumblr here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/postβ¦
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Yes. Every one of us.
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All the better to rant with.
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i love ranting like how much my sister bugs me how much i should have not been born...
...you get the idea
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I think she's cute.
And I think you're a freakin' GENIUS!!!
Can I transplant my head onto your left shoulder? *Puppy dog eyes*
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Sorry, my left shoulder is already home to a colony of mayflies.
---AK
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Oh...
I like mayflies.... They're fuzzie.... People always confuse them with mosquitoes, which I think is really unfair. I mean, they should at least be sure before they smack 'em. Mayflies just buzz around looking for... stuff. Mosquitos are jerks, though, they're all like, "Ooh, I've got a big syringe on my face, therefor I am beter than you". Snotty little bastards, them is. You know what I mean? Of course you do!
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For SHAME, Winslow! Didn't you know that EVUHRY Birth is a MIRACLE?
Whoahhhh...just LOOK at ALL the "miracles"...and hey, JESUS is coming soon, so no reason to worry about running outta resources and all that scientific mumbledyjumbledy...*sniffle!* Get with the program, pal.
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Winslow seriously needs some sex ed classes. Except those could give him ideas...
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Sex ed was Winslow's favorite class in school. He liked the pictures.
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She looks like she's already had a caesarian...
Lully pic
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Did he do that to Ben's mother too? ....But.... who's older anyway?
I can almost see Winslow not being born and still yelling disturbing things at Ben's mother....
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Thanks. "Disturbingly cute" is what I go for.
---AK
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the weird part is actually... I saw 11 pregnant women at the super market today.
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Eleven? It must be a conspiracy. Why would eleven pregnant women all need food at the same time?!
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NO idea. I was both dazed and confused at the sight of all of them.
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WOW!! lol i wish i was that kool!! just kidding! good job!! *claps*
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You have to take classes to be as cool as Winslow.
---AK
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oh really?? where do i sign up?!?
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Behind the Denny's.
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Well, either accidents or test tube babies anyway. XP
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...and for some reason that scene in Phantom of the opera is going through my head...
"It was an accident, simply an accident!!!"
....yeeah...anywho...
children are demons, i feel sorry for that lady...looks like she's going to give birth to 7 of them o_O..RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!
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She's going to have a litter.
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This reminds me of Wonder Showzen. In one episode they posed the question "Where Do Babies Come From?" One of the answers being "Ignored prayers".
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Makes sense to me!
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What Winslow likes to do reminds me a bit of some of the
rudeness I myself partook in during the days of my wisecracking youth.
Older and wiser now!
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I'm sure you were a hellion!
---AK
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*sigh* doesn't winslow realise he was a child once? Or wasn't he? That would be wierd
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He can't remember much. Not since the accident.
---AK
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Is she gonna have like five babies?! Her stomach is huge!
And, Winslow is right. Yup, yup!!
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She's a week away from dropping that kid.
---AK
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what about that time he suck into that baby shower ... oh the humanity
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that woman look slike she is going to keel and puke 
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Why does she have stitches in her tummy? I'm scared.
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Not stitches, just stretch marks--cartoon style!
---AK
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bold just very bold 
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