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Published: 2005-08-08 14:49:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 4462; Favourites: 40; Downloads: 361
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Warning: Crack Rock of Zeus Himself (TM) not intended for mortal use.Reblog on Tumblr here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/postβ¦
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Zeus was on crack, eh? Maybe he was just hallucinating when he was throwing his might lightning bolts then.
Zeus: "FEAR MY ALMIGHTY BOLT OF LIGHTNING!"
Hera: "Honey, that's a stick."
Zeus: "FEAR IT!"
No wonder why Hera was always pissed.
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---AK
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oh, my dear winslow.... he is always so helpful......
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I hate mopping. 
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Mopping is a soggy job that makes odd noises. So no, it's not worth it without some money.
---AK
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o__0 wonder what effects hades crack rock has... hmmmmmm..
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Hades does meth.
---AK
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Help with the housework, now that's just crazy. XD
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It is! The indignity of it all!
---AK
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Bad kids say, "Are drugs?"
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Are drugs what?
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Is this what the kids of today call pot these days?
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Well, on the street they call it TCROZH
---AK
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somehow i envisioned an ass, a giant ass, like a peach shaped water tower... i thought that was perverted but now i feel very innocent...
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Good. I've played with your perceptions then.
---AK
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damn your puppeteering! 
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Of course you are.
---AK
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i'm selling the crack-rock of Zeus here! $80 a pop! come get it while it's hot! lol
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well...how bout.....One million dollars!?
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That is an immaculate line. I'll have to use that sometime now. Also, I like how he's holding a mop, and the reader has to draw their own conclusions.
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Just make sure the person you say the line to is also holding a mop.
---AK
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Oh man! At first I thought this was goingk to be a butt joke. XD I'm kind of releived, yet sad, that it isn't.
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That's the point of the title. "How far is her going to go? Is he going to do a religious butt joke?" and then BAM! "No sir!"
---AK
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Zeus did it ages ago. He can TM anything.
---AK
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Well I can't arguee with Zeus. So you win this battle.
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I just huffed on the floor-polish-soaked paper bag of Ares.
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Oh, that Ares. Crazy bastard.
---AK
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Favorite camping banter...
Late at night, whilst in their respective tents, Skust and South could be heard to say,
"I got sum crack"..."I got a lighter"..."Mah pipe fell in the ravine"..."I got a lighter!"
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I was quite worried when I first saw the mop.
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hmmm... i always assumed zeus was a heroine user, hermes was the speed user, aphrodite was the result of bathing in botox and neptune was a drunk.
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The heroine thing is a lie. Everything else is pretty accurate, though.
---AK
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