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Published: 2014-09-16 21:01:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 2653; Favourites: 68; Downloads: 4
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Once upon a time, my friend Eileen threw a tea party at her house. Like, a legit, fancy tea party, where everyone dressed up in fancy clothes and drank tea from saucers. To prepare for this party, I made my own monocle by destroying a pair of Harry Potter glasses. It was pretty damn amazing. Ever since that day, I’ve lived my life by a simple motto: Everything is better with a monocle. In today’s strip, I decided to prove this.
This is actually the second version of this particular strip. The first one had things like racoons, chickens, and surly hobos.
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This first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, August September 12th.
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---AK
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Comments: 48
mi ingles no es muy bueno pero lo que entendí es que los monóculos sirven para todo
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I'm sorry, but monocles can't do their magic on tiny clowns. They are just scary, with or without a monocle.
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Tiny clowns are adorable!
---AK
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Well, sorry to burst your bubble. I wish I didn't have to be the one to do it
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Benny's too definitely fancier.
---AK
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lol oh Winslow can pull it off OUO
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Surly hobos are instantly transformed by a monocle from surly hobos into outlandish eccentrics. See how that works?
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The transformation truly is amazing.
---AK
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One step at a time.
---AK
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You look better already.
---AK
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Woah, I'm having a not-so-fancy tea party (tea drunk from mugs) soon - I think I'm going to introduce a dress code. MONOCLE'S COMPULSORY.
My favourite is 'other monocles'. It's like monocle-ception. Or something. Also the Tiny Clown looks awesome, but I do have a soft spot for tiny clowns
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It's a dizzying array of monocles upon monocles.
---AK
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That one's my favorite.
---AK
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*laughs ass off* WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?! No, wait, I already know the answer: NANOMACHINES! (Y'know, that's gonna be my new excuse for everything.)
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I don't think nanomachines could keep up.
---AK
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It's a Metal Gear Solid joke.
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It's just one of those few things that does flat out make everything better.
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I'm very happy now. I've finally seen a METROID AND SANDWICH WITH A MONOCLE!
You're quite lucky to go to a FANCY tea party. If I went to one, I'd probably forget to dress up
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The last time I drew a Metroid, it had a fancy mustache. This is just the natural progression of things.
We all need at least one fancy tea party in our lives.
---AK
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Thanks! I hadn't drawn a monkey in a while. It felt good.
---AK
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....Classic toys, Silver age comics, Paintmarvels, Andrew kaye, etc, etc..... (great Job!)
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We'd be monocle kings.
---AK
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It's true Ben, you have to face facts. You don't look half as dignified as Winslow right now XD
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Nor will he, with that attitude.
---AK
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I think the poor guy has Monocleneosis.
It can be cured with rest and no eyewear.
Looks great.
I found these lore videos on youtube one of them goes over the lore of zelda in about a minute.
Now I know more about the triforce.
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Now you can harness its power for evil.
---AK
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Monocool, monocool, I must use thy power well and not be a fool!
Give me ambition like cold glass so I can kick my enemy's butt.
From the tasteful golden frame, give me power so babies and small dogs I can tame!
I just need your blurry lens, with you I need no friends!
Oysters make me gag so I beseech thee Monocool, give me the power to make eventual heroes drool.
Give me the power to make the world my seafood dinner, when I wear one, I am a winner!
Monocool, monocool, if this world you wish to rule, let me be your tool!
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