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Description Winslow has replaced his head many times, but never his torso. I can’t think of a better replacement than a stack of fresh pancakes dripping with syrup. Of course, after about three minutes those pancakes will get soggy and Winslow’s torso will start to sag. And then there’s the sticky residue that’ll be left behind in his pants, and who has the time to clean that up?

Posted on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, January 8th.

Reblog on Tumblr here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/post…

---AK
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Comments: 54

AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ??? [2014-02-17 16:25:06 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

---AK

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SnowTheIcyKitty In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2014-02-19 01:42:06 +0000 UTC]

No prob

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JOHN-DOEnKRIS-DARIO [2010-01-29 21:43:43 +0000 UTC]

brilliant

John Doe

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alsstew [2010-01-16 21:37:10 +0000 UTC]

there's also the matter of, you know, me eating his torso... and the fact that he has no vital organs.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to alsstew [2010-01-16 21:56:33 +0000 UTC]

Well, he certainly wouldn't have any vital organs after you ate his torso.

---AK

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Rodlox [2010-01-13 18:06:51 +0000 UTC]

I have a feeling Winslow will do a Pizza The Hutt impression before the pancakes get *that* soggy.

brilliant.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Rodlox [2010-01-13 22:19:28 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

---AK

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aseariel [2010-01-13 16:09:47 +0000 UTC]

Oh, Winston. 8)

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to aseariel [2010-01-13 22:19:45 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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ShaneJensenToons [2010-01-13 15:08:17 +0000 UTC]

You never know what that Winslow will think of next.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ShaneJensenToons [2010-01-13 22:19:55 +0000 UTC]

Not even I know.

---AK

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Griffin1164 [2010-01-13 05:31:31 +0000 UTC]

heh, that is of course assuming that his torso lasts 5 minutes, I mean, he's liable to eat himself pretty quickly

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Griffin1164 [2010-01-13 22:20:08 +0000 UTC]

He just tastes THAT good!

---AK

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Griffin1164 In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2010-01-14 02:21:19 +0000 UTC]

heelllzz yes!!!

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captdiablo [2010-01-12 13:06:35 +0000 UTC]

Haha, I like the randomness of it! Pancakes yaaaay

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to captdiablo [2010-01-13 01:51:31 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

---AK

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JOHN-DOEnKRIS-DARIO [2010-01-12 10:34:32 +0000 UTC]

it was inevitable

John Doe

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Dagger-13 [2010-01-12 07:28:37 +0000 UTC]

Let's hope he keeps away from any fat kids. Or anyone else. After all, who doesn't like pancakes?!

.....I wouldn't eat them though.....

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Dagger-13 [2010-01-13 01:52:00 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't, either. They can't be that delicious.

---AK

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Balloonie-cat [2010-01-12 06:07:07 +0000 UTC]

Plus he's tripled his likelihood of attack by ants and other bugs XD

Great pic though; I love the random absurdity.

-BC

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Balloonie-cat [2010-01-13 01:52:37 +0000 UTC]

Definitely!

---AK

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Bleedingraptorclaw [2010-01-12 05:50:39 +0000 UTC]

Dear lord in hell O_O

...kinky.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Bleedingraptorclaw [2010-01-13 01:52:28 +0000 UTC]

If you're into that sort of thing.

---AK

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Bleedingraptorclaw In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2010-01-14 00:05:27 +0000 UTC]

I think I am. O.o I.. THINK.

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westbrook61 [2010-01-12 05:19:21 +0000 UTC]

Another potential problem: ants.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to westbrook61 [2010-01-13 01:52:50 +0000 UTC]

He better not travel widely.

---AK

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Speedball6sic6 [2010-01-12 05:04:15 +0000 UTC]

I dont have any ideas further than this...but you should do a comic about winslow eating at Rosco's chicken n Waffles.....I dont know...this one made me think of it....legitness!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Speedball6sic6 [2010-01-13 22:20:37 +0000 UTC]

Legitness indeed.

---AK

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Afrodisium [2010-01-12 04:53:37 +0000 UTC]

What? No butter?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Afrodisium [2010-01-13 01:53:09 +0000 UTC]

It's under his head.

---AK

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Afrodisium In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2010-01-13 07:16:58 +0000 UTC]

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Elcool [2010-01-12 03:39:02 +0000 UTC]

*Pokes a finger*
Hmmm... That's not maple...

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Elcool [2010-01-13 22:20:22 +0000 UTC]

What is it? Oh wait...

---AK

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glowworm56 [2010-01-12 03:36:17 +0000 UTC]

Wow-I'm not sure if having an edible body is a good idea--what if Winslow gets hungry?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to glowworm56 [2010-01-13 01:53:24 +0000 UTC]

He inevitably will.

---AK

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iamhere-V [2010-01-12 02:33:26 +0000 UTC]

Huh, it's the first time I noticed that Ben and Winslow occasionally don't have hands.

WHERE DO THE HANDS GO!?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to iamhere-V [2010-01-12 02:47:00 +0000 UTC]

The come and go as they please.

---AK

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iamhere-V In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2010-01-12 03:58:10 +0000 UTC]

Do the arms usually go with them, or do they do their own thing?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to iamhere-V [2010-01-13 01:53:43 +0000 UTC]

They're there somewhere.

---AK

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Granitoons [2010-01-12 02:29:50 +0000 UTC]

Rrrrandomness at it's finest!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Granitoons [2010-01-12 02:47:11 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

---AK

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Galialay [2010-01-12 02:29:07 +0000 UTC]

awesome

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Galialay [2010-01-12 02:47:18 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

---AK

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GabePuratekuta [2010-01-12 02:28:12 +0000 UTC]

Why not go with something crazy, like a giant plasma cannon for a torso? XD

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to GabePuratekuta [2010-01-12 02:47:38 +0000 UTC]

He'd need to get one first, and have you priced those things lately?

---AK

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GabePuratekuta In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2010-01-12 03:09:40 +0000 UTC]

Actually, I have. One magitech laser torso is 35,000 yen

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homestarrunnerfan345 [2010-01-12 02:19:07 +0000 UTC]

a wonderful idea! why, pancake torso replacements could make millions! even hundreds! why, even 2-fitty!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to homestarrunnerfan345 [2010-01-12 02:47:47 +0000 UTC]

Exactly!

---AK

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Omnywrench [2010-01-12 02:15:01 +0000 UTC]

Next week: Winslow replaces his feet with jello.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Omnywrench [2010-01-12 02:47:56 +0000 UTC]

It could happen.

---AK

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