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Published: 2015-03-03 21:19:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 5381; Favourites: 54; Downloads: 6
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Description Originally I wanted to do a comic where Winslow was speaking in Old English, but that was only because I wanted to incorporate a bunch of old letters English speakers don’t use anymore. But then I thought, the International Phonetic Alphabet has all of those letters and a whole bunch of other crazy-ass letters. So then I created this thing, which will probably cause heads to explode with its obscurity. I don’t like giving away jokes, so I won’t attempt to explain or even translate this one, but if you’re having trouble figuring out what Winslow’s saying, you could always take a look at the International Phonetic Alphabet or and translate.

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This first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, February 27th.

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Comments: 62

Platypusofdoom [2018-04-12 12:49:24 +0000 UTC]

ðɪs ɪz fɹi•kɪŋ ʤi•njəs

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eaffffffff In reply to Platypusofdoom [2023-03-05 13:39:34 +0000 UTC]

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Platypusofdoom [2018-04-13 00:07:18 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

---AK

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PicassoEnigma [2015-10-13 12:57:26 +0000 UTC]

Dude, it's totally possible.
Now I can say stuff and sound  more smart than Kurt, it's super great
I don't give a sh*t

there! Done and done! I am Mexican and didn't even need a dayum
International Phoenetics Translator!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to PicassoEnigma [2015-10-14 00:13:16 +0000 UTC]

It wouldn't be funny if people couldn't read it!

---AK

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wxzhenghoppytruffles [2015-04-06 21:55:32 +0000 UTC]

it's fantastic! XD

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to wxzhenghoppytruffles [2015-04-07 21:35:40 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

---AK

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AyumiSpender [2015-03-15 08:31:46 +0000 UTC]

You just gained a watcher!
I don't know the last word he said, but I don't need to as I get the gist lmao.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to AyumiSpender [2015-03-16 01:21:12 +0000 UTC]

I will just say that it is not a nice word.

---AK

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AyumiSpender In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2015-03-16 01:23:28 +0000 UTC]

That I can guess lol. I don't know if it's an S F or B lmao

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PocketPlanesAirways [2015-03-14 11:04:55 +0000 UTC]

I see a shroomish face.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to PocketPlanesAirways [2015-03-14 22:12:17 +0000 UTC]

Possibly.

---AK

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Size-And-Stupidity [2015-03-06 01:23:54 +0000 UTC]

Clever!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Size-And-Stupidity [2015-03-06 03:35:45 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

---AK

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JamToon [2015-03-05 18:34:45 +0000 UTC]

Hey, this last phrase... I got that, haha!
Loved this lovely comic.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to JamToon [2015-03-05 20:36:15 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

---AK

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JamToon In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2015-03-05 21:01:15 +0000 UTC]

Absolutely no problem!

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yzarc [2015-03-05 16:48:56 +0000 UTC]

I read this as a Swedish accent...i don't know why but it's perfect... 

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Luna-Darling In reply to yzarc [2015-04-01 21:44:25 +0000 UTC]

I did too

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to yzarc [2015-03-05 17:08:47 +0000 UTC]

Works for me.

---AK

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Minebot45 [2015-03-05 16:02:32 +0000 UTC]

Wait - is Kurt giving Winslow the finger there?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Minebot45 [2015-03-05 16:38:23 +0000 UTC]

No, he's pointing up at the words Winslow's just said.

---AK

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Minebot45 In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2015-03-05 19:00:36 +0000 UTC]

Given your characters' anatomical limitations, it's quite hard to tell.

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ElectricGecko [2015-03-04 19:09:58 +0000 UTC]

The linguist in me approves of this wholeheartedly!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ElectricGecko [2015-03-05 02:38:05 +0000 UTC]

Excellent.

---AK

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sketchArtBrony [2015-03-04 18:19:37 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha,this is great!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to sketchArtBrony [2015-03-05 02:37:55 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

---AK

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KNKatz [2015-03-04 16:54:02 +0000 UTC]

1. Dude it's totally possible!

2. Now I can say stuff and sound more smart than Kurt. It's super great.

3. I don't give a shit.

I can be his personal translator! PRRRRRRRFFFFFLLLLBBTT..!!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to KNKatz [2015-03-05 02:37:49 +0000 UTC]

Correct.

---AK

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Dagger-13 [2015-03-04 06:46:48 +0000 UTC]

Those letters are so pretty And s's that look like f's always confuse me in old english writing. It's like everyone had a lisp back then or something...

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Dagger-13 [2015-03-05 02:37:31 +0000 UTC]

I always thought the same thing!

---AK

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chibidrunksanzo [2015-03-04 04:51:09 +0000 UTC]

This is the moment my college linguistics class prepared me for!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to chibidrunksanzo [2015-03-05 02:37:17 +0000 UTC]

Put that class to good use!

---AK

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HighRollerHydra [2015-03-04 03:38:25 +0000 UTC]

Can't be any bad than people who actually say "LOL" in public.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to HighRollerHydra [2015-03-05 02:35:26 +0000 UTC]

Definitely.

---AK

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Phen01 [2015-03-04 02:58:52 +0000 UTC]

Couple inaccuracies (doesn't account for syllabic consonants like in "Kurt," which would make it "kʰɻ̩t," other minor stuff like incorrect symbols at places and size issues that don't matter), but pretty neat.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Phen01 [2015-03-05 02:37:03 +0000 UTC]

Well, I can't account for size, since I write all these out by hand. But all of these symbols and pronunciations were confirmed as accurate using an American English dictionary.

---AK

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LostbunniesofWendy [2015-03-04 02:53:48 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAH! Awesome! I had to learn it for learning english pronunciation, at school

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to LostbunniesofWendy [2015-03-04 02:56:00 +0000 UTC]

Sweet!

---AK

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Jesse-the-art-maker [2015-03-04 02:26:04 +0000 UTC]

"i dont give a fit" lol, maybe its funny because it could either be fuck or shit, it was really smart of you to word it that way and leave it up for interpretation, very clever and well done man! lol

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Jesse-the-art-maker [2015-03-04 02:55:33 +0000 UTC]

That first letter is the symbol for the "sh" sound.

---AK

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Rodlox [2015-03-04 02:07:36 +0000 UTC]

makes me want to advance from being able to transcribe things in  IPA, to being able to speak it.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Rodlox [2015-03-04 02:55:03 +0000 UTC]

It would be a real talent.

---AK

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PixelArtMC [2015-03-04 01:37:46 +0000 UTC]

sch güd lengege!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to PixelArtMC [2015-03-04 02:54:48 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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hooksnfangs [2015-03-04 01:35:48 +0000 UTC]

Winslow got some skills!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to hooksnfangs [2015-03-04 02:54:31 +0000 UTC]

He's a talented little dude.

---AK

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Phraggle [2015-03-04 00:38:43 +0000 UTC]

Such skill.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Phraggle [2015-03-04 02:54:22 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

---AK

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shardstar3 [2015-03-04 00:11:45 +0000 UTC]

i understand it ALL

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