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Published: 2016-01-30 16:09:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 2326; Favourites: 41; Downloads: 1
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Uploading this one here a little earlier than usual, since January's almost over.
I never make resolutions for a new year unless they’re really vague, so usually I tell the world that I plan to read more, write more, and draw more. Those are all pretty straightforward, and my success or failure can’t be easily measured unless I put forth way more effort than I want. But Winslow? This guy’s unstoppable. No one has a resolution success rate like this. Ben has every right to be jealous.
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Reblog on Tumblr here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/post…
This first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, January 29th.
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---AK
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Comments: 36
He makes a very striking princess, if I do say so myself.
---AK
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I really like that ribbon-detail on the "exotic" meal, it's so funny!
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Yes. I'll let the image burn itself into your mind.
---AK
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Wow Winslow is on a roll! What they heck will he do now that he's accomplished all his new year's resolutions?
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I assure you it's all downhill from here.
---AK
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Oh no, I'm going to hide for my own safety now....
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It's like wiping with little squares of heaven.
---AK
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We can learn a lot from him.
---AK
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He has to take that second trip to space off his list. He was under the influence of a brain slug, so it wasn't his own choice.
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So the brain slug wanted him to go back to space to upgrade to a metroid?
---AK
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Possibly. But it would still be the brain slug's doing!
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I've got this "lower your expectations" idea that also stands as my way of life. So here's three of my resolutions:
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That's a good list.
---AK
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He does indeed.
---AK
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Ya know, if one really wants to make a good resolution, they should do as the McDonald's radio commercials suggest & resolve to get more out of morning. Not THE morning mind you, just morning...unless they mean mourning... either way. McDonald's is always right... I mean, trending. ( Kids and hipsters with neck beards love it when things are trending ). 
Your comics are trending... err, I mean, cool, by the way.
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Thank you. I could use more neckbeards around here.
---AK
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Neck beards can be such cruel, cruel people sometimes.
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I'd like more kneebeards, too. Just to balance things out.
---AK
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