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AK-Is-Harmless β Trees Are People, Too
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Published: 2008-12-21 04:28:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 11688; Favourites: 285; Downloads: 146
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Technically speaking, every Christmas thousands of people murder living creatures, drag them home, and decorate their corpses. And for some macabre reason, I find that hilarious.Reblog on Tumblr here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/postβ¦
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This is why my trees are artificial 8D
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One day the tree people will revolt and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!
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NEVER!
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That's the whole reason for hte logging industry, the goverment knows their plans and they are trying to decimate the enemy's troops...
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lol That's just wrong on so many levels!
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It is. But oh well.
---AK
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ahahah woooow,gatta love random killing and lighing of stuff. XD
o-o though in my house I just deacorate my chea-pet with ribbons and colored duck tape. . . .
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That's very festive, I bet.
---AK
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ahahha !!!
so shocking. so macabre!
so hilarious!
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ARTIFICIAL PEOPLE!
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Oh my gosh.
Thats amazing
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exactly the reason I use a plastic tree.
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Me too.
---AK
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This is the best way to describe tree decorating. XD
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Thanks.
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the weird this is i had this conversation just the other day... o_O
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I'm clairvoyant.
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...Yup....i totally knew what that meant... i didn't google it just now before replying at all <.<;;
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That was my plan.
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I want that hat!.... i have to kill someone? ....is that napoleon?
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Yes, it's Napoleon.
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I gotta go turn myself in!
I took a chainsaw to a tree's trunk! And then trimmed some limbs off it.....
Oh, Jesus, Why must so many lives end to celebrate your birthday?
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^^'
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Think that's bad enough? Every year thousands upon millions of flower sex organs decorate thousands of households. Can you imagine the damage we have done to their populations??
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---AK
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the world is so cruel! How can santa give presents to all the good boy and girl flowers if we take them all away? O.o
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UMGS. People are celebrating around murders.
I have a plastic tree
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Me too. It totally sucks, though. I'd prefer the corpse.
---AK
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Yeah, like during christmas dinner if the dog gets hungry it can nibble on the tree instead of staring at my dinner
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That's why I don't cut down trees for christmas. I build Robo-Trees! But they always end up malfunctioning and killing thousands of people. Do you think it's the death-robot chip I put in it, or the apple juice I drank this morning?
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Depends. Did you spill the apple juice on the chip?
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No, I spilled the apple juice on the Monkeys.
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People still do that? Next you'll be telling me you cook a whole turkey for hours and hours instead of just getting one of the pre-made servings.
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They come pre-made?!
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