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AK-Is-Harmless β Trees Are People, Too
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Published: 2008-12-21 04:28:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 11688; Favourites: 285; Downloads: 146
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Technically speaking, every Christmas thousands of people murder living creatures, drag them home, and decorate their corpses. And for some macabre reason, I find that hilarious.Reblog on Tumblr here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/postβ¦
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This reminds me of this video my Italian teacher got last week. It was a sing-along video and for the visuals of 'O Christmas Tree', the tree was alive and had a face, and the family chopped it down after a bout of pensive staring and decorated the still-blinking tree.
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I bet he was thrilled to be included in the festivities.
---AK
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Aha-so Christmas is a mass murder of trees!
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Hannukah forces the enslavement of bees to make candle wax.
---AK
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Thank you.
---AK
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where my friend lives they dig up live trees, decorate them, then plant them
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They're much more considerate, then.
---AK
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for got to say this is hilarious!!!
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that's why i got me a fake tree!!!
lol
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I wish my fake tree looked more like the corpsey kind.
---AK
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yeah that will look just great in your living room
Im serious
i mean ill be some unique thing
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Of course, if you are going to kill them, you have to do it right. Once, my friend chopped down her own tree, brought it home--and it grew another six inches between Christmas and New Years.
Zombie tree!
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There's only one way to deal with that. Shotgun.
---AK
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This is pure win, I lol'd 
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Yeah, plastic trees are joke killers.
---AK
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Hahaha, poor tree
They're living beings after all
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Technically the tree's still alive. You're just amputating its body off the legs and keeping it on life support via bucket of water.
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Not the way I use 'em.
---AK
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Well when you put it like that... the chirstmas skeleton is way more acceptable!
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Totally. I've got mine set up already.
---AK
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they also plague santa with cookies and milk, inconsiderate to the fat intake. =.=
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He's a walking heart attack.
---AK
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LOL
i wonder if he really did marry this Mary person.
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LOL
i wonder if he really did marry this Mary person.
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FREEDOM TO THE TREES, MAN!
But you're kinda right. Trees are infact living. Poor things.
Haha, I still find this funny,though.
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Use fake trees! No annoying needles to pick up for weeks afterwards! Funny strip
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Right now I'm so glad we have a plastic tree
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I've never thought of it that way. And it is hilarious. At least pine trees grow back fast! Not so hilarious if it was another kind of tree
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..or a person in a tree suit.
---AK
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no that would be hilarious actually..
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i think this right here would make it Winslow's favorite holiday.
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It's a strong contender with Halloween.
---AK
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lol xD Nice depiction though most people I know just drive down to walmart, buy the fake thing in the box that still hurts just as much as the real thing. Wonder how that looks O.o
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Not quite as good. Death is far prettier.
---AK
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True xD. Though I imagine you could come up with a pretty death with an artificial one xD
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what do you mean "for some reason"? that's downright ridiculous how we all do it, but no one gets weirded out by it, but you mention that you screw horses and everyone wigs out on you =_=;
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Those bastards.
---AK
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