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Published: 2011-11-28 23:16:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 3677; Favourites: 53; Downloads: 28
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Since it’s after Thanksgiving and I didn’t feel like putting up a Thanksgiving-themed comic, here’s a turkey-themed comic. Because people cook turkeys on days other than Thanksgiving, right? And you probably have some cold turkey leftover, right? So turkey’s still fresh in your mind? Maybe even in a sandwich?
I find giblets disgusting. I know some people mash them up and put them into stuffing, but for what it’s worth, I think stuffing’s pretty gross, too. Even without giblets.
I have no idea what’s in the bowl Ben’s stirring.
Reblog on Tumble here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/post…
This first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, November 25th.
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Anything. Winslow's mouth is amazing.
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He's amazing.
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very great.
wonder if this is part of why she was in Winslow's dream...he wants her giblets.
what?
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You don't like turkey? Or are you a vegetarian?
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I hate turkey. It's why I had lasagna on Thanksgravy
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My family has lasagna for Christmas dinner.
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Ham is infinitely better than turkey.
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Especially one so convenient.
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How dare you?!? Giblets are delicious! The liver, the heart, the neck and the sweetbread! Mom puts them in the gravy, then my Dad and I fight to the death for them.
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Surely not to the death. Otherwise you'd be undead!
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Mom's gravy is a gift and a curse. Keeps you going, but the same story repeats itself every year for her amusement.
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I have not had turkey for years and thats good.
Corning game hens are good enough and their giblets go into the stuffing too.
Looks great.
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You don't like turkey?
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Nothing wrong with turkey but if you get a big bird and you just have 3 people, its going
to be around for a while. Back in the day, we used to go to Grandmother's house and she had the big turkey but there was a bunch of people around to eat it.
A friend of mine had fried turkey for thanksgiving, sounds tasty.
I hear Staten Island in NYC has problems with wild turkeys.
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True, it is kind of a waste with so few people.
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It's a good, solid job.
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Don't think there's much in the way of retirement though
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I've never had turkey innards, but i know the grouse innards are the best part of the bird. we just take the intestines out, all the other stuff stays in. it's super yummy and we usually fight about who gets to eat the hearts.
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I cannot get excited about eating organs.
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okay, no organs. how about faces? XD
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That's horrifying. God no.
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it's super tasty. and i'd prefer it to macdonalds or crap like that any day.
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Giblets are the innards of poultry.
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... That really does not sound edible.
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I assume it's an acquired taste.
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Winslow also doubles as a dog.
...although I'm not sure which one is more pottytrained.
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The dog.
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I once saw an America's Funniest Home Videos clip where a dumb blonde thought the giblets were premade stuffing that "came with the bird" so she didn't take them out beforehand.
I don't even eat our turkey for Thanksgiving.
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It has its perks.
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om nomnomnom
FREE FOOD!!! XD
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When mom and I are preparing an entire chicken to cook, we give the insides as a special treat to our dog... a big, strong... golden retriever
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He's great at impressions.
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Yeah, I know. He's cute but he honestly disturbs me sometimes. "I sneezed and a pound of grapes fell out of mah pants!" <- I was showing my boyfriend your stuff (he was amused by almost everything) and... well... he choked when I showed him the pants-dwelling grapes
And I just realized something... for some reason I named a pokemon "Winslow"... and apparently the damn thing is a bird with boobs. "chicken breasts? chicken boobies!" so uhh... yeah... bet he'd like that...
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Winslow appreciates having a Swanna named after him.
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we used our giblets to make a thin gravy, but i ate the thick gravy mostly
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