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Published: 2005-08-12 15:00:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 4985; Favourites: 48; Downloads: 407
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Description "Vampiric Minority 42: Tenderizer"

Chauncy. Shel. A pile of bespectacled meat. You know you love it.

Yeah. It's kind of gross.

Not only is this comic an insightful look into how flesh-eating ghouls prepare their food, but it's also a way of saying "Thanks!" to all the folks out there who helped me reach 20,000 pageviews at my gallery. So, thanks, all of you, for being so damn cool.

To read the entire Vampiric Minority series, travel to this deviation: [link]

---AK
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Comments: 81

andrei-gl [2007-01-31 18:11:02 +0000 UTC]

yes, it is sick )

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Kaaziel [2006-10-19 01:10:58 +0000 UTC]

Lol, my mom's making burgers right now. I'm scared to have dinner.
btw congrats.

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DominikMuench [2006-10-13 22:41:54 +0000 UTC]

ROFLL i love it hehe

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to DominikMuench [2006-10-13 23:29:04 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

---AK

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stew1416 [2006-01-11 05:52:38 +0000 UTC]

she musta been some tough biker to need 20,000 hits

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Dagger-13 [2005-08-26 16:35:08 +0000 UTC]

Congratulations on 20,000 pageviews That Mrs. Coleman must have been reaaaally tough! At least her glasses survived, I suppose.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Dagger-13 [2005-08-27 15:59:12 +0000 UTC]

Those glasses were damn near indestructable.

---AK

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Dagger-13 In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-08-30 16:45:35 +0000 UTC]

She must have gone to Specsavers

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sketch777x [2005-08-23 09:56:02 +0000 UTC]

20,000? Congratulations!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to sketch777x [2005-08-23 12:56:55 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

---AK

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AnneClayr [2005-08-17 00:09:22 +0000 UTC]

funny thing.. i had a drama teach named mrs coleman last year to whom i wanted to do exactly that

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to AnneClayr [2005-08-17 03:00:00 +0000 UTC]

Small world.

---AK

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AnneClayr In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-08-17 13:45:24 +0000 UTC]

yesh indeed

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STAREYe [2005-08-15 16:51:18 +0000 UTC]

She was a tough ol' bag, wasn't she?

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to STAREYe [2005-08-15 22:09:56 +0000 UTC]

She sure as hell was!

---AK

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STAREYe In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-08-19 19:24:40 +0000 UTC]

Lucky Shel's so persistant.

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gdpr-1503635 [2005-08-15 08:11:40 +0000 UTC]

How very pleasant.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to gdpr-1503635 [2005-08-15 12:59:45 +0000 UTC]

I try to be.

---AK

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gdpr-1503635 In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-08-15 21:28:19 +0000 UTC]

Don't you mean: ""

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to gdpr-1503635 [2005-08-15 22:08:59 +0000 UTC]

No, because that guy looks like he's eating twizzlers.

---AK

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gdpr-1503635 In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-08-19 12:18:33 +0000 UTC]

Oh yes. How silly of me.

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nati88 [2005-08-14 14:24:15 +0000 UTC]

How can you cook up this funny comics?? They are really good. I like your works. Keep it up! :]

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to nati88 [2005-08-14 17:13:45 +0000 UTC]

I come up with all my idea late at night due to sleep deprivation.

---AK

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nati88 In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-08-17 06:38:37 +0000 UTC]

Poor no sleep, but you cook up a lot of funny comics so can be worth it. :]]

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xybre [2005-08-14 04:50:08 +0000 UTC]

Man, that's the best bragging-about-my-pageviews deviation ever.

It's to bad after all that tenderizing she was still a dry old hag.

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Betelgeux [2005-08-13 16:11:30 +0000 UTC]

no more senior bingo nights at her house.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Betelgeux [2005-08-13 17:31:13 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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Betelgeux In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-08-13 17:53:34 +0000 UTC]

guess we'll have to move to the soup kitchen.

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belituca [2005-08-13 15:52:40 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha!!!
great pic!!
and congrats for your 20,000 pageviews!!

soon the 50,000!!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to belituca [2005-08-13 17:27:56 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

---AK

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belituca In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-08-14 15:59:02 +0000 UTC]

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devil-in-grey [2005-08-13 15:26:36 +0000 UTC]

Mrs. Coleman? poor Gary Coleman's mom.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to devil-in-grey [2005-08-13 15:52:15 +0000 UTC]

Who said it was Gary Coleman's mom? Since when did he even have a mom?

---AK

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devil-in-grey In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-08-13 18:19:32 +0000 UTC]

Ah, that's right that he was spawned from a pile of dirty landry, baking soda and a tape of old sitcom re-runs i belive.

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ErinHunting [2005-08-13 06:57:59 +0000 UTC]

Dear me! Poor Mrs Coleman! Congrats on 20,000 page views!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ErinHunting [2005-08-13 15:50:55 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. And Mrs. Coleman was a lonely old woman without any family members that particularly cared for her. The only people that will miss her are these people talking about potato pie.

---AK

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ivanovic [2005-08-13 04:49:42 +0000 UTC]

Great way to celebrate the pageviews.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ivanovic [2005-08-13 15:51:40 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. I usually involved a cute girl in my pageview things, but I figured this was grosser and so more appropriate.

---AK

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ivanovic In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-08-14 06:26:20 +0000 UTC]

Yeah everyone has cute girls. Psssh.

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polynesia [2005-08-13 01:36:03 +0000 UTC]

This amuses me for the pathetic reason that a teacher I do not like is named Mr. Coleman. I figure that he must have a precious 'Mrs. Coleman' somewhere or another. >.>

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to polynesia [2005-08-13 15:47:25 +0000 UTC]



---AK

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nightmareprince [2005-08-12 23:49:16 +0000 UTC]

Very awesome and YEAH for the 20K hits it took me over 30K to tenderise my neighbour... oh cool for all the people watchig to

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to nightmareprince [2005-08-13 15:46:49 +0000 UTC]

30K for your neighbor? Was it like a big fat guy?

---AK

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nightmareprince In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-08-13 17:12:27 +0000 UTC]

Nope he was wearing a suit of armour and I didn't have a can opener!

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Crystalsoul [2005-08-12 20:59:51 +0000 UTC]

I need some soysauce or something to get this mush down...

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Crystalsoul [2005-08-12 22:12:45 +0000 UTC]

It's GOT to be soysauce.

---AK

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Crystalsoul In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-08-12 22:20:14 +0000 UTC]

Yes, yes indeed. Tell me, is the only way to get a unicorn to use a virgin? I mean, I've been looking.. but there don't seem to be many in stock lately. (At least ones that aren't underage anyway. There is no freaking way I'm using myself. I don't like the looks of those horns....)

Meh. I'm bored.

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Airguitaringpenguin [2005-08-12 18:24:45 +0000 UTC]

she always was a tough old bitch *badum cha *

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Airguitaringpenguin [2005-08-12 18:41:48 +0000 UTC]

She'll be just as tough going down, I'm sure.

---AK

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Airguitaringpenguin In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-08-12 18:45:31 +0000 UTC]

im sorry for the bad pun, i am english after all, hehe tis tres funny though

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