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Published: 2008-01-19 03:05:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 7026; Favourites: 101; Downloads: 65
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Description "Vampiric Minority 61: Mayflower Lunchbox"

In the last Vampiric Minority, a few of you smarty-pantses realized that I had a vampire hunter dressed in Puritan-style clothing, even though he was clearly Catholic.

I imagine Vampire Hunter Dobbin here got his outfit from a cheesy costume shop. His clothes are reminiscent of the historically-inaccurate costumes small children wear in Thanksgiving celebrations (costumes which, I might add, are often made out of construction paper). I doubt Dobbin understands the problems he's causing.

To see the rest of the Vampiric Minority series, go here: [link]

---AK
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devil-in-grey [2008-01-19 05:19:40 +0000 UTC]

No wonder Puritans were so crazy about their hats. Doesnt explain the buckles though...

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to devil-in-grey [2008-01-19 19:18:10 +0000 UTC]

The buckles have never made sense.

---AK

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Afrodisium [2008-01-19 05:19:40 +0000 UTC]

Mmm, I wonder what kind of sandwich.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Afrodisium [2008-01-19 19:17:31 +0000 UTC]

It's a Rueben.

---AK

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Afrodisium In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2008-01-19 22:09:46 +0000 UTC]

Hmm, no doubt he uses the grease to slick his hair down.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Afrodisium [2008-01-20 01:57:46 +0000 UTC]

I know I would.

---AK

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Afrodisium In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2008-01-20 07:43:46 +0000 UTC]

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LadyBlue-Art [2008-01-19 04:28:00 +0000 UTC]

TASTY! *steals sammich and eats* :I

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to LadyBlue-Art [2008-01-19 19:16:47 +0000 UTC]

Woe betide those who steal a vampire hunter's sandwich!

---AK

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LadyBlue-Art In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2008-01-19 21:51:46 +0000 UTC]

MWAHAHHA! *eats on* NOM NOM NOM :I

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to ??? [2008-01-19 04:27:51 +0000 UTC]

I've always wondered why they looked that way...

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to AlexeiKazansky [2008-01-19 19:16:29 +0000 UTC]

Because God told them to dress like dorks?

---AK

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AlexeiKazansky In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2008-01-20 05:17:17 +0000 UTC]

How glorious.

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TheHollister In reply to ??? [2008-01-19 04:15:52 +0000 UTC]

Excellent sandwich container.
As is this: [link]

I always wanted one of those fruit hats... so that when I get hungry,I just just pluck something off...

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to TheHollister [2008-01-19 19:16:13 +0000 UTC]

Unless the fruit is wax.

---AK

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TheHollister In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2008-01-20 04:36:05 +0000 UTC]

Pfft. What's the point of a fruit hat if you can't eat the fruit?

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Ryan-Pawz In reply to ??? [2008-01-19 03:39:17 +0000 UTC]

Good day Sir...

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Ryan-Pawz [2008-01-19 19:15:59 +0000 UTC]

Good day indeed!

---AK

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BaronVonRiktenstein In reply to ??? [2008-01-19 03:17:27 +0000 UTC]

Even if he doesn't understand the problems he's causing, that's one smart idea in where to store a sandwich.

>.<

*^Blood, Rain, & Roses^*
VampiregirlED

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to BaronVonRiktenstein [2008-01-19 19:15:10 +0000 UTC]

It keeps both his food AND his head fresh.

---AK

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Bleedingraptorclaw In reply to ??? [2008-01-19 03:06:38 +0000 UTC]

Reminds me of a Garfield comic...

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Bleedingraptorclaw [2008-01-19 19:14:50 +0000 UTC]

Does it?

---AK

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Bleedingraptorclaw In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2008-01-19 19:18:27 +0000 UTC]

yeah, Garfield had a big hat on and when John was gone he took it off and their were donuts underneath xD

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