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"Vampiric Minority 61: Mayflower Lunchbox"In the last Vampiric Minority, a few of you smarty-pantses realized that I had a vampire hunter dressed in Puritan-style clothing, even though he was clearly Catholic.
I imagine Vampire Hunter Dobbin here got his outfit from a cheesy costume shop. His clothes are reminiscent of the historically-inaccurate costumes small children wear in Thanksgiving celebrations (costumes which, I might add, are often made out of construction paper). I doubt Dobbin understands the problems he's causing.
To see the rest of the Vampiric Minority series, go here: [link]
---AK
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devil-in-grey [2008-01-19 05:19:40 +0000 UTC]
No wonder Puritans were so crazy about their hats. Doesnt explain the buckles though...
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to devil-in-grey [2008-01-19 19:18:10 +0000 UTC]
The buckles have never made sense.
---AK
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Afrodisium In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2008-01-19 22:09:46 +0000 UTC]
Hmm, no doubt he uses the grease to slick his hair down.
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to LadyBlue-Art [2008-01-19 19:16:47 +0000 UTC]
Woe betide those who steal a vampire hunter's sandwich!
---AK
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LadyBlue-Art In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2008-01-19 21:51:46 +0000 UTC]
MWAHAHHA! *eats on* NOM NOM NOM :I
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AlexeiKazansky In reply to ??? [2008-01-19 04:27:51 +0000 UTC]
I've always wondered why they looked that way...
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to AlexeiKazansky [2008-01-19 19:16:29 +0000 UTC]
Because God told them to dress like dorks?
---AK
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TheHollister In reply to ??? [2008-01-19 04:15:52 +0000 UTC]
Excellent sandwich container.
As is this: [link]
I always wanted one of those fruit hats... so that when I get hungry,I just just pluck something off...
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to TheHollister [2008-01-19 19:16:13 +0000 UTC]
Unless the fruit is wax.
---AK
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TheHollister In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2008-01-20 04:36:05 +0000 UTC]
Pfft. What's the point of a fruit hat if you can't eat the fruit?
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BaronVonRiktenstein In reply to ??? [2008-01-19 03:17:27 +0000 UTC]
Even if he doesn't understand the problems he's causing, that's one smart idea in where to store a sandwich.
>.<
*^Blood, Rain, & Roses^*
VampiregirlED
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to BaronVonRiktenstein [2008-01-19 19:15:10 +0000 UTC]
It keeps both his food AND his head fresh.
---AK
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Bleedingraptorclaw In reply to ??? [2008-01-19 03:06:38 +0000 UTC]
Reminds me of a Garfield comic...
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Bleedingraptorclaw [2008-01-19 19:14:50 +0000 UTC]
Does it?
---AK
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Bleedingraptorclaw In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2008-01-19 19:18:27 +0000 UTC]
yeah, Garfield had a big hat on and when John was gone he took it off and their were donuts underneath xD
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