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Published: 2009-12-26 21:46:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 2328; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 19
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There goes MORE good fucking potential. =.= This has to be a parody, cause I most certainly don't take it seriously.I mean...HONESTLY! KAZUYA HAS A GOATEE! THAT'S NOT KAZUYA, THAT'S KAZUYA'S EVIL TWIN BROTHER, AYUZAK!
FUCK!
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That'd be brilliant. But they gotta pay us to come and watch it. Means that I want super-big popcorn and mega cola, and maybe latte. Yes. And nachos. Then I can go there. And watch it. Mhm
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I need something to distract me from the movie.
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Propably some handheld console with new games... That'd be distracting...
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Pros: The actors can fight. The costumes are mostly accurate.
Cons: They twisted the shit out of the story. Jin kisses Christie. Kazuya has a goatee. Jin looks like he's 12. Heihachi's hair isn't parted. Steve's hair is short.
Freakin Hollywood, I swear.
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I KNOW!-wait....Jin kisses Christie?
WTF I DON'T EVEN
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The two are love interests in the movie, so it's bound to happen.
You seen the trailer right?
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Take a deep breath.
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Why couldn't that have been a rickroll?
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I would rather watch The Day After Tomorrow than to be subjected to that shit.
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It's gonna be so painful to watch.
I may not make it past the intro.
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If it gets bad enough, I swear to god, I'm gonna stand up, yell, "Fuck this." and leave the theatre.
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oh, c'mon, let's give a chanve, it can't be worse than resident evil apocalipse
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That movie will be something so scary.
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I'd rather be rickrolled a thousand times over than to watch my favorite game series be ruined by this movie!
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I will bury this movie right next to the RE movies
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Bury it? You act like as if opening it won't melt your face like in Raiders of the Lost Ark
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I wear special sunglasses to protect me from its evil waves
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Get me summa them as a Christmas present!
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Jin does drugs > Kazuya's goatee
Tekken the movie: If it takes place on a n island, I will set myself on fire.
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It's worse. It takes place in 2036, and has flying cars.
FLYING.
FUCKING.
CARRRRSSSSSS.
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.............
I thought the flying cars thing was a rumor...
OH. MY. FUCKING. ASS.
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That's like...the best response I've ever heard. Ever. XDDDD
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"HEY! I have an idea, let's make a movie of a popular video game!"
"Great idea Frank!"
"I was thinking, Tekken has a great plotline, maybe we should make a movie of that, the fanbase is solid too, we could really use their feedback to make it a good movie and loyal to the game"
"That's the stupidest idea ever, I'll just make the characters ten years older, do drugs and add flying cars and all kinds of stupid crap that doesn't come even close to existing in the universe of the game. Fuck the fans!"
And thus, Tekken the movie became reality.
Being a Mishima fan, how could they rape the Mishima Zaibatsu by calling it "Tekken"...
ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Good god....were you IN the room with them!?
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Nah, but if I was a movie producer, that's what I'd do xD
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hmmm that poster looks great, but I don't hink that the movie will become very good, I miss the real stotryline -_-"
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hehe yeahhh but I think I will even watch it, but the story scares me a bit ^^"
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why do they have to fix something that isn't broken!?
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Umm emmm welll eeee ehem welll yeah umm yes .. good question ... I really donno
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BECAUSE THEY SUCK! D'X<
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xD hahahaha yeah maybe
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For sure as fans we'll find some things to hate about this movie, but there'll hopefully also be some other stuff that's awesome about it, or at least worth seeing.
I'm looking forward to this.
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Well, there ARE a lot of bright sides to the movie, since they're using actual ASIAN people for the role of asian characters, and they're using actual martial artists. Not to mention, even though he has a goatee in the movie, the actor looks a lot like Kazuya, as does Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa looks like Heihachi. But the story is quite fucked up, from what I understand. Since it takes place in 2036, and there are flying fucking cars.
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In the latest Tekkens they have really good humaniod robots, some with the power to fly, space elevators and that, so it's not that far fetched. Think of it as a partial reimagining.
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i agree! a game soooo good cannot be a great movie material - that would be too epic xD tekken storyline is awesome enough , they should leave it be, the movie's storyline does not even follow the canon story lol
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It sucks. It just....fucking sucks. Balls. Big ones.
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...... (The whole planet explodes from the amount of uncontrollable rage.)
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