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Published: 2009-12-26 21:46:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 2328; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 19
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There goes MORE good fucking potential. =.= This has to be a parody, cause I most certainly don't take it seriously.I mean...HONESTLY! KAZUYA HAS A GOATEE! THAT'S NOT KAZUYA, THAT'S KAZUYA'S EVIL TWIN BROTHER, AYUZAK!
FUCK!
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just like they did to resident evil
and why the tekken movie sucked cuz
hollywood wanted money and there is missing main characters (like xiao,julia,etc)
awful storyline and acting and....
cheassssy fighting
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Tell me about it!
Also Jin, Kazuya, Raven, Heihachi and other character were fucked up as hell
Jin is whiny emo teenager, Kazuya has massive goatee and can't fight with bare hands(Cowardly bastard) and Heihachi instead of being ripped old badass grandpa from games, in the movie he is just pathetic old fart who only wants honor to his mishima name and everyone else were fucked in the film
Like you said, story is poorly-made and it has nothing related to games at all none other than names, costumes and etc, choreography sucks it makes choreography in mortal kombat movie look golden, acting is shit. I can't stand Jin's line: "You're curse, not mine"!
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THAT MOVIE SUCKED LLAMA ASS, BUT THIS POSTER MAKES IT LOOK SO BADASS THO!! GOOD THING I WENT TO THE FREE SCREENING OF IT.
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How bad did they make Kazuya?
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He was a coward with a goatee. everything about his character was trash....the ONLY good thing about kazu in the movie is that he has a 3 way with williams sisters.
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Lol XDD!!!
I watched the movie...
WARNING SPOILERS !!!!!
The only thing i liked, was two ore three figts, but thats all - the sense of movie - its nonsense... -.-.
Im really wondering if this movie got permission that Namco did - if they did so, well, i can expect they will soon fall down right with this sick and ugly movie.In some moments i just laughted - from stupidy of maker XD, and i was disqusting - from the idea of fights like in mortal combat U.U.
I was expecting some fabula , where the heck is it o0?Why they did some freaking "romance" o0?!?!? Nothing in this "thign", got any sense ore hold on to one piece =.=. Im fan of Tekken, i know whats going on in T6, and probably what will be in T7... if Tekken 7 will EVER show up.
There are rumors that Zafinas ending is right, ore Devil Jin, but the most probably is :Raven and Lars. I hoppe not Jin again... i lost my sympathy to ths guy - they made wery nice evil bad ass guy from him now.
Probably they will find some jerks that will buy dvd - wish them luck - guys, dont waste money - dont go to cinema or buy dvd - its not worth of anything.
To see Tekken movie, made like "Final Fantasy Advent children", will be only my dream i think, and some real fans of Tekken.
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And it's not very pleasing for Jin X Xiaoyu fans. xD
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"AYUZAK" 
Maybe if we just keep quiet, we will hear the sound of its suck... but I'll still go see it to know how it feels like to watch a parody in the big screen.
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Hopefully, they won't INCREDIBLY fuck it up...this is only mild fuck-uppage.
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You still haven't watched it yet?
I'm planning to watch it with friends to group troll it.
Anytime, I'm expecting a Rick Roll on the screen... hopefully.
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Unfortuantely, I haven't gotten around to it. When's it coming out?
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It's already out in theaters.
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Fo shizzle mah nizzle.
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Let's save some when we actually go see it..
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WESKER 
Anyway sooner or later I was expecting that and like with the most of the movies based on the video games I will never watch it, hmpfffff.... only if someone pays my for that or something like that
Oh... and I almost forgot... lame.
Greeting
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XDD thanks for the comment.
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Jin's not supposed to be scrawny or make out with Christie, either. No one else is looking all that great either. It's going to be so awful, I'm probably going to cry.
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I knew this was gonna be lulzy, and after seeing the trailer and the snippet, I was LOLing forever. I can't wait to see this just so I can add snarky commentary to it.
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I swear to god, if it's bad enough, I'm walking out of the theater.
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THEY RUIN ALL OF OF THEM
yoshimitsu looks like he masterbating with his sword.
jin gayzama is pure emo
kazuya look like samural
heihachi look like that guy from the karate kid
and everything else suckz.
at least they didnt scraw raven up.or maybe later
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Hey!
There's nothing wrong with looking like Miyagi.
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... Um.... not to mention Chrisitie becomes the love interest. 
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Kazuya was fucking COOL.
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in the movie?
... he has a beard
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DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
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Whos the main character in the movie?
And i agree...there goes all the awesomness of Tekken...I saw the trailer and OHFREAKINGGEEZ THEY COMPLETELY DESTROYED EVERYTHING
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Really?
It did look like him...but his hair looked nothing like Jin's
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They completely ruined it!
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OH WTF FUCK I'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW THAT IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY THEY ALREADY SHITTED ON DRAGONBALL NOW THIS AND CHIRSTE DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THE CHARACTER!?!? AND JIN IS A LOVE INTEREST WITH HER WTF
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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGG GEEEEEEEEEEE! ...
Yes I know what you mean
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Instead of us paying to see that movie, the producers are going to pay US to watch it.
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